This was written waaay back in '07
DONT KILL ME T_T
"Alrighty! Hello children! I am the one, the only, Gai Sensei!" screamed Gai as he introduced himself to his new team. "Gyaaa! Not another bushy brow! ONE IS ENOUGH!" screamed Tenten in fear. "Gai Sensei! I am Rock Lee!" said Lee.
"Ah yes Lee, I can see your just full of youth! Oh, hello, who are you?" Gai said pointing to a boy with clear eyes and a disturbed look on his face.
"Hmph, if you must know, my name is Hyuga, Neji." said the boy. "And im Tenten!" said the girl.
"Alrighty then! First off we're gonna train, I want each of you to run 500 laps AROUND KONOHA!" said Gai.
"What!! YOUR FRIKIN NUTS!!!" Said Tenten "Your right Tenten, 500 laps isnt enough, how about 1000! Right Gai Sensei?" screamed Lee "Noo! 1500!" said Gai!
"2000"
"3000"
"HOW ABOUT 10,000"
"Thats it, they're insane." Muttered Tenten to Neji.
"How about we sneak out of here, this is kinda creepy." said Neji as he grabbed Tenten's arm and ran like heck. "Huh? Gai sensei, where did the others go?" asked Lee "Heh, they must have started running the laps without us, but you and I dont need laps! We're full of youth!" said Gai "But what we do need are women"
"Women?" Lee said confused. "Yes Lee, there comes a time in a man's life where he needs to step up to the plate." explained Gai "Now GOGOGO! Get a girl before they're all taken"
"Hai Gai Sensei!" said Lee as he took off running. 'Hmm...I wounder where I could find a girl..' Lee said as he walked along the streets of Konoha. Then all of a sudden her saw her.
Her Name was Sakura Haruno, and Lee had a huge crush on her. She didnt know him, but he sure knew her.
Lee ran up to her and said "OH Sakura! I Love you! Marry me?" "WHAAAAATTT!! EW EW EW EW EWWWW!!!!" Sakura said as she ran away.
"Heh, Lee, thats not what I meant when I said to find a girl before they're all taken." Gai said as he came up to Lee. "Your supposed to ask her out first"
"Oh, sorry Gai Sensei, i'll do better next time!" "Good Boy Lee!" said Gai as he dissapeared in a puff of smoke. Meanwhile, on the other side of Konoha.
"GYAAAAA!! SASUKE-KUN! NARUTO!!" screamed Sakura as she ran up to them. "What now." said Sasuke.
"SOME CREEPY GUY IN A SPANDEX SUIT CAME UP TO ME AND ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM!!!!" "Hmph, thats kinda funny!" chuckled Sasuke.
"Heh...well I guess it is." Said Sakura, but her inner Sakura was saying: CHA! You moron! THATS WAS CREEPY NOT FUNNY!
"It is actually kind-of funny." laughed Naruto.
"It is not! Say that again and I kick your butt!" screamed Sakura.
This is how Sakura REALLY met Lee.