Authours note: This is my first fic, I don't have no beat to read over this so sorry for the typos y'll. Sorry I'm failing english 'cause I'm no good at spelling and stuff so If you'd like to bate for me send me a PM and we'll talk ;)

The stik in my harnd turned pink. "Christ" I mumbled lighting my pipe. "All I need is a fucking babe" Bella thought lookin at her growin belly while smoking her pipe filled with the finest crack this side of Chicago.

Nock Nock

"Bella angel beatiful cakes, are you coming down for lunch?" Charlie my father and lover asked softly.

"CHill the fuck out old man, I'll be down in a minute!" Christ so fucking pusting. I said ashing my pipe.

I shoved all my drug shit in my crack box and threw th stike out and went out to the kitchen downstears.

"So old man was for dinner" I aksed feelling a little fuzzy from the crack I just smoke.

"Your favoutire pet lobsetr" Charlie said looking at me with a fooxy grin. he lend over for a kiss

I kissed him back and it got pretty heated pretty fast. Shown he had me up on the conter pounding me loike a raw meat. HE cum pretty fast and i graped a napkin and cleandup the mess.

"Where the fucks my lobseter? Pa?" I saked getting annoyed by my stomach grownling.

"Right here pet" He said holding up a plate of freash river lobster he had caught that day while fishing with he's BFF Billy.

Yeah my life is pretty fucked up but it's a hole hell of a a lot of fun.

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