Pumpkin, Beanies, and a whole lot of Swords

by KittenKidnapper

Pumpkin, yeah so apparently my parents wanted a nickname for their child's name so they wouldn't have to worry about making up a nickname in the future. Confusing? I know. Not only do I have the, "The most interetingest name ever in mankind!" I also, apparently sent to this place called Middle Earth by this crazy lady that I was buying turnips from. Turnips. Yep, my day is great!

1. Prologue

Okay, so, this is kind of an Author's note before I start writing.

My other fanfiction is on Wattpad if you want to go, Che-E-Ow, Jk, sorry. If you want to the the title is literally right there, as the chapter thingymabob, but yeah, I should probably start writing now. Peace Out Fellow Martians!

Prologue:

So apparently this lady that I was getting turnips from has powers. So, next thing I know I'm in this weird place called Middle Earth and the old lady who turns out to be this very beautiful elf slash power person that wants me to travel to Hobbiton in this place called The Shire, to go on an adventure with a group of very pungent dwarves, with a nice doiley loving little man, and very tall crazy staff guy that is apparently a wizard and apparently I shrunk, a lot. That's not even the craziest part. The craziest part though is I lose my favorite beanie and I get into multiple sword fights but I don't have a sword and also It's only in the span of what, a flipping week and a half but that's not even half of it. My life is WONDERFUL!