Author's note- This was not written to offend anyone. It's just for fun on some prejudices I dont like. I am not speaking for anyone except myself. This is NOT here to offend anyone.

This is nothing I have ever written before. I just wrote it because I got bored of writing Aftermath (or IIam just t stuck on some chapter) and I had a lot of frustrations on some random pairings or prejudices written in fanfiction's. So I just wrote something on that. Don't like, Don't Read.

Toodles!

Harry had a great day, sun was shining in the sky today and we could see birds chirping. He strolled down some random corridor as he was going to find Ron and Hermione to go on some new adventure that was written for him. He was at Hogwarts, seventh floor and there came Ron out of nowhere.

"Hey, Harry! I thought you're calling me," he said cheerfully.

"Oh yeah I was thinking about you, do you know with who I am paired today?" Harry asked. Ron became thoughtful.

"Hm... aren't you paired with Ginny already and have three children?"

"That's Canon, this is AU. I was paired with Daphne yesterday and at times Voldemort too," Harry chuckled.

"Ohh.." Ron nodded.

"Hm...hey? Aren't you supposed to jump everytime I say Voldemort?" Harry asked, confused.

"Oh right!" said Ron then jumped with a fearful expression," oh Harry! you know better then to take his name in front of me!"

"Yeah like that!" Harry pointed out, triumphantly. Ron calmed down and smiled then frowned.

"Didn't I started calling Voldy-goldy by his name during the seventh book?" Ron asked, confused again.

"Yeah, but writer's don't like you much. So you usually are a coward who leaves us in the middle of the war and run away or something like that," Harry waved his hand. Ron's frown deepened.

"But what did I do?" He asked.

"I don't know really. Maybe they don't like your humor or that you are a little normal than us," Harry said thoughtfully.

"Ohhhhh!" Ron realized,"well..." He shrugged,"I was great in the real books, wasn't I?"

Harry grinned, "Yeah-" but before he could complete the sentence Hermione came running from another random corridor that appeared out of nowhere.

"Harry! Harry! Harry! You were supposed to have bondage sex with Snape today!" She said frantically. Ron panicked.

"Hermione! This is K+, he can't have sex in this!"

" Yeah, and I happen to have a relationship with Bellatrix these days," Harry said calmly. Hermione stopped.

"Oh oh! Sorry. I get confused, you are paired with so many.." Hermione whined.

"Why are you whining? Hermione never whined," Ron frowned.

"Yeah well, I go out of character a lot and then break up with you and run away with Harry or Draco or Snape bla bla," Hermione rolled her eyes.

"But you were my wife!" Ron pointed out.

"No one cares! Oh look, Draco! Hi Draco," Hermione waved at Draco who was coming their way looking very arrogant.

"Why are you waving at me Mudblood!" He sneered.

"Because you are beaten by your dad and I sympathize with you no matter how much of a idiot you are," Hermione tutted.

"Oh, no. That's a rumor from Hurt/ comfort/angst/ romance/ mystery. This is Drama/ humor, No romance." Draco pointed out. " So who you got today?"

" Bellatrix" Harry cringed. Malfoy scrunched his nose in disgust.

"I am supposed to...be with professor lupin..." Hermione narrowed her eyes at no one in particular.

"Isn't he with Tonks?" Asked Ron.

" AU, Ron" Harry remarked.

"Argh, and me.?...oh I become a git and was sidelined again," Ron said nonchalantly.

"Aren't you supposed to be a attention seeker?" Draco asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah... according to these guys" Ron looked around possibly wondering who was writing him today. "Even Voldemort doesn't puts nose In my business that much. And that's saying literally" Ron snorted.

"Hah" Draco gasped, "you said his name and didn't jump three feet."

"Oh, I forgot " Ron said sheepishly then jumped and screamed, "oh my Gerlin! oh my Gerlin!" He started waving his hands dramatically.

"Tut-tut, Merlin Ron! " Hermione corrected.

Ron stopped mid -rant,"oh, yeah. Someone who is writing me should have forgotten,"he shrugged then started screaming,"Merlin! Merlin!"

"Oh, now you run and leave us!" Harry told him.

"Sure, I was hungry anyway" said Ron stopping himself "oi, draco. Move a little. Apparently, I run like a hippogriff in this."

"Hey, aren't we the Golden trio?" Harry asked, "and Ron is my best friend?"

"That's in the books apparently writers think that Ron isn't good enough," Hermione huffed. Ron keeps jumping on both of his legs.

That's when Snape's comes from some random way, sneering ( apparently that's all he does) " Potter! You were supposed to be in love with me!" also no one cares if he was in love with Harry's mother once.

"But I am with Bellatrix too, where should I go?" Harry snapped,"oh god! no one understands me! No one! I have so much pressure!"

"Oh no," Snape rolled his eyes

"Here he comes," Hermione sighed.

"Hey! If I am not having sex with any of you and I haven't become randomly sexy or Gay. Why am I here?" Draco frowned.

"To make me jealous or something?" Harry asked suddenly confused as if he had never snapped. Ron meanwhile was still screaming in the background since no one had let him go.

"Oh yeah..." Draco said thoughtfully. That's when a random slutty girl comes out of nowhere.

"Draco we are supposed to have sex so he,"she pointed at Harry, "could catch us and develop feeling's for you."

"Oh,"Draco said,"sure, let's go,"and they exit.

"Hey, should I run or you two are going to re establish the golden trio?" Ron asked stopping his screaming.

A/N- You can even tell in the reviews what you find frustrating, I will try to put them in a chapter. Though I am not sure if I will continue it. But I will try :)