BLOOPERZ
Scene: Dueling Club (take one)Malfoy: Scared Potter?
Harry: (voice high pitched) You Wish!
Entire Cast: (laughing their heads off)
Chris: CUT!
(take two)
Draco: Scared Potter?
Harry: Yes! (runs and hides behind a pillar)
Chris: cut.
(take three)
Malfoy: Scared Potter?
Harry: uh…no!
Malfoy: Yes you are!
Harry: No I'm not!
Malfoy: yeah huh!
Harry: I've had enough of you Felton!
Takes out light sabers and they start fightingDirector of Star Wars, George Lucas, comes onto the set
George: Hey! Stop trying to steal my movie! (runs off crying)
Chris: Sorry George! to tom and Daniel Look what you guys did! (runs after George)
Tom and Daniel: (exchange high-fives)
Scene: Quidditch Game
Fred hits a bludger in opposite direction to where Harry is flying, chasing the snitch. A loud cry is heard in the background followed by a massive THWACK!Fred: Tell you what, that didn't sound too good.
George: Ah, who cares? It was probably just an extra.
Producer: Anyone seen Chris?
Harry: (stops flying and looks over at where the bludger went) Yeah, he was over there. Ummm, guys, I don't think that was an extra.
Geoge: OMG, you killed Chris. Woo hoo, let's party!
Scene: Troll in the dungeons (take one)
Quirell: Know to ought you thought! Dungeons the in troll! Dungeons the in troll (faints)
Chris: CUT! Ian you said it backwards!Ian: oops! Sorry!
(take four)
Quirell: Brittany Spears in the Dungeon! Brittany Spears in the Dungeon!
Thought you out to know. (Faints)
Everyone: AHHHHH! Brittany Spears! Run!!Chris: Cut!
(take twelve)
Quirell: Toll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon! Thought you ought to know.
(he faints and falls on his back)
Voldemort: You Idiot! You're smashing my face!Quirell: oops! Sorry master- I mean…..oh….um…sorry Chris!
Chris: I know. You've told me that 12 times now.
Scene: Harry meets Malfoy (take one)
Draco: I'm Draco Malfoy
Harry: Buzz off you beep!!
Chris: Dan!!
Dan: Sorry
Draco: (sits in a corner crying)
Chris: (does the same)
(take two)
Malfoy: I'm Tom, Tom Felton
Chris: Tom!
Malfoy: I'm James, James Bond
Chris: EEERRRR
Malfoy: What?
Chris: Cut!
Malfoy: I'm Malfoy…UH….Lucius Malfoy?
Chris: I GIVE UP!!
Scene: Fat Lady
Fat Lady: Password?
Percy: Caput Draconis
Fat Lady: Nope
Percy: It is too Caput Draconis!
Fat Lady: No it's not
Chris: Cut! Yes it is!!
Fat Lady: Nuh Uh! It's fat lady is sexy!
Chris: No!
Fat Lady: Yes!
Chris: No!
Fat Lady: Yes!
Chris: Nope
Fat Lady: Yope
Chris: yope?
Fat Lady: Yup!
Chris: What the – wait a second, I'm fighting with a picture… oh gosh… water, please, some one get me water…. and an aspirin.
Scene: House Cup
Dumbledore: Now is say its time for a change of decoration. (he snaps his fingers and blue drapes come down. Snaps again and yellow drapes come down, snaps again and green drapes come down.
Dumbledore: Freakin heck Chris, there darn things are broken again!Scene: Troll Bogies
Harry didn't wipe off the troll bogies from his wand yet. Teachers come in.
Snape: What the heck is on your wand Potter?Harry: (walks up to Snape) You've been blessed with troll bogies! (Harry wipes his wand off on Snape)
Quirrel: I want to be blesses too!Harry: You're not special enough!
Snape: (sticks out his tongue at Quirrel)
Ian: I quite! That's not fair!Chris: Aye Aye Aye! I work with a bunch OF troll bogies!!
Scene: Potions class
Snape: Mr. Potter, our new celebrity. Tell me Potter, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?
Harry: Why are you asking me? You're supposed to be the teacher. Dummy.
Snape: Why you little son of a --
Chris: Alan!
Daniel: Well you're an -- hole Alan!
Chris: Daniel! Alan! Enough! Let's take 5 guys.
Scene: On the Hogwarts Express
Ron is about to turn Scabbers yellow.
Hermione: Oh, are you going to do magic? Lets see it then.
Ron: Err- all right. Clears his throat. Sunshine, daises, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow.
Nothing happens.
Ron: Hitting Scabbers. You stupid, stupid rat! Then he throws him out the window.
Daniel and Emma: Laughing their heads off
Chris: Cut! Rupert! That's the 3rd rat you've killed because of your temper. You need to clam down. How about some water?
Scene: At the Zoo
Duddley: Make him move.
Uncle Vernon: tapping on the glass. Move!
Snake: No! I don't want to! You meanies! Stop tapping on my glass!
Scene: Mail Time
Harry goes to get the mail and finds a letter to him.
Harry: singing I just got a letter, I just got a letter, I just got a letter, wonder who its from! Chris: C….U….T!!Scene: Snape and Quirell are talking
Quirell: Severus I…I…I..
Snape: You don't want me as your enemy Quirell.
Quirell: W…W…What do you mean?
Snape: You know perfectly well what I mean.
Quirell: standing up straight now Well I'm not scared of you Alan! pushes Snape.
Alan: Why you—that's it Ian! They both are rolling on the floor fightingChris: to himself I'm not even gonna break this up. Takes our a camera and does the works.
Scene: Flying lessonsHarry and Malfoy are on their broomsMalfoy: What's the matter Potter? Bit beyond your reach? Harry: Give it back Malfoy or I'll knock you off your broom!Malfoy: No you won't!
Harry: Yes I will!
Malfoy: No you won't!
Harry: That's it Felton!
They attack each other still on their brooms.
Chris: Cut! Daniel, Tom, Enough!Scene: Polyjuice Potion:
Harry, Ron, and Hermione drop their glassesChris: Hey you guys! That better have not been the set in my cupboard! I paid 50 for those cups!
Daniel: Chris, it wasn't dude! This set was in my trailer where you said they would be.
Chris: Oh, right then.
Oliver (George): Chris relax. You're getting to stresses. Besides, James and I already broke your good set, but we did replace them.
James: Yes, we found some that look just like your other ones at the dollar store.
Chris: AYYYYYYYY! I'm gonna kill you two! (Chris chases Oliver and James all over the set).
Scene: Destroyed Stuff
Harry: What happened to all my stuff?
Neville: I dunno, I found it like this.
Harry: (looks around the room, then at Neville) You little liar, you did this! (harry jumps on Neville and starts to beat him up).
Chris: Daniel! Stop it! What do you think you are doing?
Daniel: Just trying to get the facts Chris.
Chris: Let's take 5, and Daniel, read the stupid script again!
Scene: Car
Ron: Harry! Hold on Harry! (leans over seats) Grab my hand!
Harry: I'm trying! Your hand's all sweaty!
Ron: Oh, well, that's your fault isn't it? See ya Harry!
Daniel: (cracking up) Knock it off Rupert! Seriously give me a hand! I'm really slipping.
Chris: (rushing over) Both of you-knock-it-off! That-is-enough!
Rupert: Oh, we're sorry Chris, we had no idea.
Scene: Beginning
Harry: I can't let you out Hedwig, I'm not allowed to do magic our of school.
Hedwig: (whining)
Harry: oh, okay then (throws cage and hedwig out the window) you're free!
Chris: Cut! Daniel! I thought we had dealt with this kind of stuff during the last movie! Ay! Lets try that again shall we?
Scene: Weasley's House
Mrs. Weasley: Where haaavvve you been! Beds empty! No note! Car gone! – of course I don't blame you Harry- You could have died! You could have been seen!
Ron: They were starving him Mum.
Fred: Yeah, speaking of which, I'm quite hungry myself. Oi Chris! Those doughnuts come yet?
Chris: (sighing) no, not yet. Lets take 5 guys.
Scene: Floo Powder
Mrs. Weasley: All right then Ron, show him how it's done.
Ron: (grabs powder, throws it in fire) Diagon Alley!
Mrs. Weasley: You see Harry it's quite simple. (harry grabs powder) now remember to speak very clearly.
Harry: Disney Land! (harry disappears).
Chris: (running on set) Where the heck did Daniel go?
No one knowsAt Disney Land: Daniel is ridding all the rides and having a blast without his director! Hahahahahaha!