Fairly Odd YGO:

A raggle-chan production! This is a parody of Fairly Odd Parents and YGO!

disclaimer: I own MalikNOT Marik's yami his son, Yuka is co-owned with Neko my best friend, and I own the theme song I made up for this with help from neko and furry of course! With some Fairly Oddparents lyrics. I do not own YGO or Fairly Oddparents.

Cast:
Malik is Timmy

Mai is Vicky

Seto is Cosmo

Isis is Wanda

Yukarie is Trixie

Kuranma is Baku's son is Chester

Joey is AJ

Bakura is Mr.Crocker but BETTTTTTTTTTER looking since it is like a tomb robber baku! drooooool

Marik is Malik's Dad

Kelamir is Baku's sister and Malik's mom.

Sakuya is Trixie's friend

Akila is Trixie's friend

One day Timmy Turner turned on the boobtube looking at endless channels of nothingness. Vicky had long since fallen asleep on the couch and it was his chance to watch some toons. Suddenly the familiar opening of Yu-Gi-Oh was heard from the television set. Timmy envied them, Yugi actually had a life! No evil babysitters, Mr. Crocker, or odd parents, oh how he wished they could take his place!

Cosmo and Wanda poofed into his face as if they knew what he was thinking right away. Cosmo perhaps had no clue on the other hand. Wanda looked at Timmy unsurely, " Timmy you seem unhappy what is it you want ? " she gave him a worried glance then looked over at Cosmo who was growling at a squirrel that was outside by the window. She had to admit he was pretty darned retarded sometimes; but she loved him dearly. Timmy looked at her with hope in his eyes, maybe she COULD make them be here! " You see those people on television? I'd really like to be there..... Where they are and them here! I wish that I could be in Yugi's World! " Cosmo had jumped out the window and began fight with the seemingly rabid squirrel. While Wanda stared at Timmy her mouth gaping open in astonishment! He'd lose his godparents and destroy the natural balance of everything! But it was too late; and with the wave of her wand, Cosmo and Wanda, plus Timmy vanished. Leaving a very confused squirrel behind.

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A song played in the background, and the world is now in YGO animation style!

Malik is a crazy hormonal teen! And no one understands! Mom and dad are always gone; and Mai is always giving him commands! Mai: Huh? In his room of doom and chaos instantly: by his magic little kittens! They grant his every wish cuz in reality They are his Oddparents

Fairly Oddparents

(Isis): Birds and Bees!
(Seto): Flying Dishwashers! Really odd, I am god!, what has come?

(Malik): Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

Oddparents, fairly odd parents It flips your lid when you are the kid with fairly oddparents!
(Mai): Yeah right! Shaaaaaa!
POP!

Malik opened his eyes one morning, not wanting to at all really. His life was one large boot camp, listening to Mai say this and that, Marik and Kelamir, his parents, were very kind but always were on buisness trips. When they came home they thought Mai was the perfect angel and did nothing bad to Malik. Yea right as if, all he needed was somebody who'd grant his every wish! That would be great, then he could stop badmouthing and all long enough to catch Yukarie's attention. He looked down and saw two tiny kittens peering at him.

" What are you little guys doing in here? " he said questioningly as he scooped up the brown one and it mewed at him before poofing into a, small man! No fairy! He had chocolate colored strands, and cold electric blue eyes. The fairy blinked then opened his mouth and spoke,

" Hello I am Seto and I am-" The smaller raven colored kit hopped onto the bed and turned into a female fairy, with oceanic blue eyes, and long black hair. Said fairy clamped a hand over the others' mouth, and glared evilly at him.

" Greetings and Salutations! WE ARE YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS, ISIS AND SETO! " Malik stared at Isis and Seto and shrugged walking out of his room ignoring them. Seto made angry eyes at everything around him and floated after Isis who pursued Malik.

" Isn't that what you wanted? Your every wish and command granted Malik? " she spoke in an inquisitive tone looking at a grumpy Seto. Malik's eyes lit up suddenly,

" So I can kill Mai, take over the world, and make everyone turn into buttsniffing hampsters? " Seto cheered on the idea fully supporting it and stated he'd be his right hand guy, while Isis deathglared at the two. Maliks' eyes glittered and a very readable emotion came over them; disbelief.

" You actually THOUGHT I believed that HOCUSPOCUS? YEA RIGHT AS IF! " Seto just grinned at the kid then growled inwardly hocus pocus was HIS word! Isis however didn't take these matters lightly, she strongly believed in standing up for her beliefs.

" This is NOT funny Malik, want proof say you wish for ANYTHING and we will prove you wrong! " Seto gave the do-I-have-look and in return got, you-better-or-I'll-kick-yer-ass- back in recoil. Together they held up their wands awaiting his wish. Malik opened his mouth slowly as if he was thinking over what to say, then smirked evily,

" I wish I had a picture of Yukarie Motou stripping! " as soon as he requested the picture popped up in front of him and he grabbed it wide eyed. Seto and Isis tried not to vomit, this was one WRONG minded wild child.

" Kid I am sorry but you violated my once pure train of thought....... " Isis looked at Seto and nodded, both of them very soon had matching frowns. Malik wasn't even paying attention to them. He was having thoughts of extremely unclean wishes. A/N: PERVS! Don't even think of it! Isis spoke up again,

" Malik we are here to grant you wishes to aide you, not give you unclean images, and supply you with PORN. " Mai woke up on the couch groaning; she swore she heard somebody shout the word porn! But who was here besides Malik? She scooped up her very large specimen of a chihuahua/pug/and poodle mix and walked into the hall going toward Malik's room.

Isis and Seto heard somebody coming down the hall and immediately poofed into small fluffy kittens and scurried underneath the bed. Leaving Malik alone to fend for himself against Mai. He gave her one confident glare,

" Mai what is it now? You had a guy come over and now are looking for your bra? " Mai's jaw nearly hit the floor, hhow dare he be that disrespectful to her!

" Why, why! YOU UNGRATEFUL POOPHEAD! " she scowled. what else did she have to do for him? She put up with him, locked him in his room, messed up his house and not his room and blamed it on him, and partied while he was alone! Malik still wore the same cocky smile and his egogistical glare on his face.

" I wouldn't be talking Mai, all you do is dress in scantily clad outfits underneath what you wear already which isn't covering much in the first place! And for your information it was the radio you heard NOBODY is in my room so GET OUT! " Mai sniffled and stomped out, slamming the poster covered door hard and a few dropped to the ground. Once she was long time gone, Malik flopped back onto his bed not seeing Seto and Isis scamper out.

Isis looked at him worriedly,
" That rude, stuck up pig. How on earth can you live with her? How old ARE you anyways..... She can't be much older. " Malik shook his head and groaned in anger,

" Well I am sixteen actually, but my parents seem to think I still cannot lookout for myself at all. Mai is nineteen you were right; not much younger. " Seto's mouth gaped as he looked at Malik,

" Ummmm ISIS, doesn't it say in the fairy world handbook that godparents are only assigned to CHILDREN. Not hormonal, insane teenagers. " Isis snorted at Seto,

" As I recall, the fairy queen assigned us to him and she does NOT make mistakes Seto. Meaning that he must need our help no matter what the predicament. " Malik and Seto both moaned in a tired manner and flopped back half asleep. Isis looked at them both and yawned. Her husband really annoyed her sometimes, but forgiveness was a deep emotion she had always had grasp of. Malik sat up once more and said goodnight before passing out; dead to the world. Seto and Isis crawled into kitten beds, one thing for sure was that the next day would serve to be very interesting!

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CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . cartwheels

A/N:Lovely, lovely, and lovely! HOCUS POCUS! -- anyways, karlabob helped me with this fic. I went brain dead for a sec during the third paragraph and she rekindled my writing skills. Making the author's block vanish.

RaggleHow did you like it Malik?
Malik IT SUCKED!
Raggle HOW DARE YOU! YOU GET EVERY WISH!
Malik Oh fine, I guess it was okay. Especially the pic-covers mouth OOPS Ragglerolls eyes and taps pencil onto counter in annoyance OOPS is RIGHT! Well folks! I hope you enjoyed this first chapter and be sure to review!

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