I love Pokémon, I love TDRR, and behold, this was born. I don't own Pokémon or Total Drama, and read the end author note for important information. ENJOY!

In Tokyo Japan, Don 's voiceover could be heard. "Tokyo, capital of Japan, birth place of anime, electronic cat ears, and various videogames. One of those games being Pokémon. Pokémon is the base of this new season…but not in the way you think."

Don then could be seen on top of Tokyo tower with a 14-year-old girl next to him. The girl had short, strait brown hair with a pink cat ear headband. She had a black t-shirt with a hot pink heart in the middle. She had a hot pink leather jacket that only reached her hips. She also had black jeans with a chain hanging down and white non-high heel boots.

Don spoke first, "I'm your host, Don."

The girl then spoke, "And I'm your other host, Sapphire!"

Then both said, "And this is the Ridonculus Poké Race!"

(Intro, which is the Ridonculous Race intro only with Pokémon region landmarks)

"Hello and welcome back!" Said Don. "Our contestants are the same as last season, and are on their way here by bus. Let's go to Sapphire who is on the bus right now."

(Cut to the bus)

Sapphire is standing in the bus with the contestants. She had a microphone in her hand. "Hello! I'm here on the bus with our competitors. Lets talk to them."

She walked towards Dwayne and Junior, "Hello, I'm the new host, Sapphire. How does it feel to be on the show again?" Asked Sapphire. She pointed the microphone at the two.

"We had a good run on the Ridonculus Race." Said Dwayne.

"And this has something to do with Pokémon. I think we will do well." Said Junior as he took out his ear buds.

"Oh, you play Pokémon?" Asked Sapphire.

"Yeah." Replied Junior, "Hey, how are you a host if your about the same age of me."

"How are you on this show if you're one year younger then me?" Asked Sapphire as she deadpanned.

"Touché." Said Junior as he put his ear buds back.

MacArthur was behind the father and son with Sanders, "But seriously, how did you come on this show?" MacArthur asked.

"Oh, I'm Don's niece and I love Pokémon so this worked out. Also something about my parents forcing him to watch me over the summer." Replied Sapphire. She then put the microphone towards Sanders and MacArthur, "So how do you think you will do in this season?"

"We did pretty well. I mean, we almost won, so I think we'll win this time." Said Sanders.

"Now don't get cocky! Cockiness does not win." Said MacArthur.

"We don't want to win." Said a girl across from Dwayne and Junior. Sapphire turned around to find Laurie and Miles.

Sapphire put her microphone towards the vegans, "What do you guys think?"

"We hate this." Said Laurie.

"Yeah, Pokémon is basically animal abuse for kids." Said Miles

"…You guys like PETA don't you?" Said Sapphire deadpanning.

"Of course, because PETA is right!" Yelled Miles.

"We're only here because we're in a contract and the producers saved us from that island of cannibals." Said Laurie.

"Alright then." Said Sapphire awkwardly. She then said under her breath "Whack-a-do's."

Sapphire was about to walk to the back to talk with the Bloggers but the bus came to a sudden stop making Sapphire fall on top of Junior.

"CRAP! Sorry!" Said Sapphire scrambling to get up.

Junior blushed, "I-It's fine." He said as he helped her back up.

Sapphire looked out the window. "Hey people! We're here! OUT!" Sapphire yelled. She led the contestants out.

…

"Welcome back!" Said Don. Everyone was in the building now. "As you know, this season has something to do with Pokémon."

Noah, Junior, Mary, Ellody, Lorenzo, Chet, Jay, Jen, and Mickey cheered a bit.

(Confessions)

Noah

"I have played Pokémon since it came out. I don't watch the anime though."

Junior

"YES, YES! I'm great at Pokémon. I'm an expert. I collect the cards, play the games, and watch the anime."

Mary and Ellody

"When we're not studying or in school, we play Pokémon." Said Mary

Ellody continued, "It's a good strategy game…and Turtwig is so cute!"

Lorenzo and Chet

"After the Race, we learned we both like Pokémon." Said Chet.

"We played the recent games but we like the cards better." Said Lorenzo.

Jen and Tom

"Yeah, I was surprised when Jen told me she played Pokémon." Said Tom

"I'm a big fan of the games." Said Jen. "I loved Gardivoir! It's so pretty. Thing is, I thought Pokémon was for nerds but it is really fun once you get into it!"

Jay and Mickey

"Pokémon is one of the few things we play." Said Mickey

"Yeah, I like being the hero even if it's in a game. It's a start."

(End Confessions)

"So what are we going to do? Get a game and play a tournament?" Asked Kitty.

"No, but there's a tournament at the end of the season. But this Pokémon thing is not what you think it is." Said Sapphire.

Don whistled and two creatures came towards him and Sapphire.

Noah, Junior, Mary, Ellody, Lorenzo, Chet, Jay, Jen, and Mickey gasped excitedly.

Laurie and Miles gasped in horror.

Crimson and Ennui…well, you know, deadpan.

And the rest gasped in surprise. On Sapphire's shoulder was a skitty and on Don's head was a chatot.

"No…way…" Said Taylor

"Guys, for this season, you will go on a Pokémon journey." Said Don

"We will explain more rules in our Head Quarters in Black City, Unova." Said Sapphire. She brought out a remote with a button and pressed it. A portal opened behind the two hosts.

"Please come in." Said Don. He and Chatot went through the portal. Sapphire stayed to make sure everyone got in.

"WOO! HOO!" Yelled Junior as he ran in.

"Wait!" Dwayne went in too. Following him was the others with Sapphire and Skitty being last.

(…)

Sapphire and Don bought a building in Black City for the whole season. The contestants were all in the building.

"Alright, first things first." Started Sapphire as she read down the list of rules for the season, "Do not trade your Pokémon, only catch Pokémon in the region your assigned with few exceptions, do not release your Pokémon, you may only catch six, no mega evolution-"

"Awww…" Said our Pokémon fans.

"Yeah, yeah, deal with it." Said Sapphire, "Anyway, no abusing your Pokémon-"

"POKÉMON IS ALREADY ABUSE!" Yelled Laurie and Miles.

"Can you two be quiet?" whined Sapphire. " One last thing, and I'm required to say this even though I know nobody would do this, do not eat your Pokémon." Everyone stared at her. "…Look, this season was on preserve for the original cast and that rule was specifically for Izzy."

"Oh…" Said everyone.

"We will now put you in teams." Said Don, "We're going to put you in teams by region but we won't tell you the region. Sapphire, tell the teams."

"First, any team from the Ridonculus Race will be sep-par-a-ted." Sapphire said with emphasis.

(Confessions)

Lorenzo and Chet.

Lorenzo and Chet are hugging each other crying.

Taylor and Kelly

"I'm sorry we won't be together, honey." Said Kelly putting her hand on her daughter's shoulder.

"Huh?" Said Taylor looking up at her phone. "What?"

Kelly sighed. "Nothing."

Jay and Mickey

"Mickey, if we never see each other or one of us is killed by a wild Pokémon, you've been the best brother ever." Said Jay.

"You too Jay." Said Mickey.

Stephanie and Ryan

"FINE THEN!" The two yelled at the same time. They we're taking the hating route again.

(End Confessions)

"Alright. Team one is Junior, Tom, Lorenzo, Taylor, Kitty, and Crimson."

(Confession)

Taylor

"So, we have a kid, a fashion critic, a stepbrother who isn't good at squat, a hyperactive girl, and a Goth. Great."

(End Confession)

"Best team ever." Said Crimson plainly.

"Tell me about it." Said Taylor.

Sapphire continued, "Team two is Chet, Sanders, Stephanie, Mary, Dwayne, and Jay.

(Confession)

Sanders

"My team could be worse."

(End Confession)

"Team three is Kelly, Ennui, Ellody, Owen, MacArthur, and Josee."

"OF ALL THE STUPID-!" Yelled MacArthur as she kicked a random chair out a window.

"The feeling is MUTUAL!" Yelled Josee.

(Confession)

Owen

"Yeah, I'm thinking this won't end well"

(End Confession)

"Okay then." Said Sapphire, "Team four is Geoff, Devin, Laurie, Jen, Rock, and Jacque."

(Confession)

Geoff

"Laurie and Jacque are odd but I think that I have a pretty good team! Devin's a pretty cool guy when he's not heart broken. Jen plays Pokémon. And Rock, well, rocks!"

(End Confession)

"Team five is Pete-"

(Confession)

Gerry

"And just like that that team is bad."

(End Confession)

"-Carrie, Mickey, Miles, Tammy, and Ryan."

Sapphire waited, "Okay, not that much emotion for that team. So the last team is Noah, Brody, Gerry, Leonard, Spud, and Emma."

(Confession)

Noah

"YEEEEEEEESSSS!" Yelled Noah in triumph.

Emma

"I'm happy that Noah is on my team, kind of. I just hope I won't be too distracted. It's going to be worse since Kitty's not there to snap me out of it all the time. Even worse, have you seen my team? A wizard wannabe, a party boy, a lazy rocker, and an old man. With me being distracted, Noah is our only hope." She then thought for a moment "Unless he is distracted by me in return. Then we're all doomed."

(End Confession)

"Team one." Started Don, "Please follow Sapphire into the other room."

They did what Don said. Sapphire closed the door. The room was highly lighted but the walls were black. The only thing in the room was a long table with six Pokeballs. Over the Pokeballs were two holographic screens but they were blank.

"Okay, this is where you will pick your starter Pokémon. You are Team Kalos!" Said Sapphire. "Now, these Pokémon consist of the main starter and three other Pokémon with three evolutions." Sapphire then opened each Pokeball and the Pokémon shouted their name. The holographs then had the Pokémon's evolution.

"Fenniken!"

"Chespin!"

"Froakie."

"Honedge."

"Flabébé!"

"Goomy!"

Sapphire got out a bowl with six slips of paper. "Each paper slip has your names. You will pick your Pokémon if your name is called." Sapphire got a slip out. "And first is…Kitty!"

"Oh yeah!" Yelled Kitty.

"Kitty, you haven't talked for most of this episode." Said Junior.

"So haven't Ennui, Jacque, Rock, Pete, Tammy, Ryan, Brody, Leonard, and Spud." Retorted Kitty. She walked up to the table. "Um…AWWW! You're so cute! I'll take you!" Kitty said picking up Flabébé. Sapphire tossed her the Pokeball.

"Next is…Taylor!" Said Sapphire

Taylor walked up to the table and looked at all the Pokémon with a deadpan face. "Sigh, I guess this one will do." Said Taylor pointing to Fenniken. Fenniken hopped into Taylor's arms and licked her face. "Ah! Ah. Okay." Taylor giggled a bit. "Stop! That tickles!" Sapphire threw Taylor the ball.

"Next is Lorenzo!" Said Sapphire

Lorenzo walked up to the table and picked up Chespin. "Chespin was my favorite Kalos starter." Sapphire threw the Pokeball to Lorenzo.

"Next is…Crimson!"

Crimson calmly walked up to the table and picked Honedge

(Confession)

Crimson

"This was the only one that was a ghost type." Crimson looked at Honedge who was floating right next to her.

(End Confession)

Sapphire tossed Crimson the Pokeball and pulled out another name. "Next is…Junior!"

(Confession)

Tom

"I do not want Goomy. It is basically a ball of goo. But I'm sure Junior thought the same thing so, sigh."

(End Confession)

Junior pumped his fist in the air, ran past Froakie, and picked up Goomy.

(Confession)

Tom

"Never mind"

Junior

He petted Goomy who was in his lap, "Look, ever since I saw Goomy in the early releases of Pokémon XY, I knew he was going to be an underdog that evolved into an awesome Pokémon. I was right! Goodra is amazing!" Junior lifted his hand up but it was covered in goo. "I have to get used to that though."

"Goo!" Said Goomy happily.

(End Confession)

Sapphire threw him his Pokeball. She also threw Tom Froakie's Pokeball. "Tom, you get Froakie."

"I'm cool with that." Said Tom just glad he didn't get Goomy. He caught the ball and picked up Froakie.

Sapphire got out black, purple, and pink purses and red, blue, and white backpacks. "These amazing bags can hold a lot! Backpacks are for boys, purses are for girls, choose your colors!"

Junior picked red, Tom picked blue, Lorenzo picked white, Crimson picked black, Kitty picked purple, and Taylor picked pink.

Sapphire got the remote out and pushed a button. Another portal opened behind her, "Alright, this portal will take you to Kalos. Good luck."

"Really? Any instructions? Any indication on what we have to do?" Asked Taylor.

Sapphire threw a small device at her.

"OW!" yelled Taylor

"This is a televice. We will communicate with you guys with this." Said Sapphire. She then pushed Taylor into the portal. "You all have one televice in each of your bags."

"You are a rude little child." Said Tom

"Thank you, I try. Now, good bye." Said Sapphire. The last five ran through the portal and it closed.

Sapphire opened the door, "DON! Send in team 2!"

"Chet, Dwayne, Mary, Jay, Sanders, Stephanie, please go into the room." Said Don. The six walked in. Six new Pokeballs were on the table and the holographs were blank again.

"Hello. You guys are team Unova." Said Sapphire.

"You know what?" Asked Stephanie

"Not 'you know what,' its UNOVA!" Said Sapphire. She opened each Pokeball and the evolutions appeared once again on the holographs.

"Snivy."

"Solosis!"

"Oshawott!"

"Deino!"

"Lillipup!"

"Tepig!"

"So, I'll call out your name randomly, pick a Pokémon, blah, blah, blah, CHET!" Yelled Sapphire.

"Pfff! I already know what Pokémon to choose." He walked up to the table and picked up Oshawott.

"Oooh! Good choice! Oshawott is my favorite Unova starter too!" Sapphire tossed him a Pokeball. "Next is…Sanders!"

Sanders looked at all the Pokémon. "Let's see, all of them are good…" Her eyes went to Lillipup. "But I think I'll go with Lillipup. I was trained to work with dogs." She picked up Lillipup and Sapphire threw her a Pokeball.

"Next is…Jay!" Said Sapphire.

(Confession)

Jay

"If this was the game, I would pick Tepig, but when they evolve they might hurt me. I need to pick the Pokémon that is least likely to hurt me in all evolution."

(End Confession)

"Um…Solosis." Said Jay. But he just stood there.

"Are you going to pick solosis up?" Asked Sapphire.

"Oh-okay." Said Jay. He walked up to the table and picked up Solosis.

"Alright…THINK FAST!" Sapphire threw a Pokeball at him.

It hit him in the head and fell to the floor. "Ouch…"

"Sorry, but this whole time I've been throwing the Pokeball at people and they catch it." Said Sapphire awkwardly.

"It's fine." Said Jay as he picked up the ball from the ground. Sanders watched closely at all of this.

(Confession)

Sanders

"I feel sorry for Jay. I think we need to teach him to not let people walk all over him. Right Lillipup?" Said Sanders

"Lilli!" Said Lillipup

(End Confession)

"Next is…Dwayne!" Said Sapphire

"Alright, I'm going to pick a Pokémon that Junior would think is cool. Let's see, he told me about his Pokémon Black game and he said that if he could have any Unova Pokémon he would pick-" Dwayne walked over and picked up Deino. " I pick this one."

"It has a name you know. Deino." Said Sapphire as she threw him the Pokeball.

Dwayne caught the Pokeball "I know that."

Sapphire shrugged "Alright then. Next is…Stephanie"

Stephanie looked at the remaining two Pokémon. Snivy and Tepig. She looked at the evolution chart and saw that Tepig evolved into a fighting type. "I'll take the pig." Said Stephanie picking the fire pig up.

Sapphire tossed her Tepig's Pokeball and Sapphire also tossed Mary Snivy's Pokeball. "Mary, you get Snivy."

Mary picked up Snivy, "That's fine. She was going to be my first choice anyway."

Sapphire got out pink, blue, and orange purses and black, yellow, and red backpacks. "Guys, choose your colors! Backpacks are for boys, purses are for girls."

Chet picked black, Dwayne picked yellow, Mary picked orange, Jay picked red, Sanders picked blue, and Stephanie picked pink.

Sapphire pressed a button on her remote and a portal appeared behind her again. " You all have a televice in each of your bags so we can communicate with you guys. This portal leads to Unova…GET IN IT!"

"You know, there are nicer ways to-" started Dwayne

"Are you getting in or do I have to push you?" Said Sapphire

The six ran into the portal and the portal closed behind them. Sapphire walked towards the door again. "Don! Team three!"

"Kelly, Ennui, Ellody, Josee, MacArthur, Owen, please enter the room." Said Don

(Confession)

Owen

"I'm sad that me and Ennui are the only boys on the team. He doesn't talk much, Josee seems off, Ellody cares more about science and stuff, Kelly is a little old, MacArthur seems cool but she gets aggressive when she's around Josee and Jacque. And since Josee is on our team…well."

(End Confession)

Sapphire opened up the new six Pokeballs on the table and the holographs had their evolutions.

"Budew-dew!"

"Chimchar!"

"Turtwig"

"Piplup!"

"Shi-Shinx!"

"Gible…"

"Alright, lets do this." Sapphire started taking the bowl out once again. "I'll pick your name, go get your Pokémon, yada, yada."

(Confession)

Sapphire

"Look, I LOVE Pokémon. I LOVE hosting, I just don't like explaining things more than once."

Don opened the Confessional door. Don't worry it is no longer a bathroom.

"Sapphire, hosts aren't allowed to do Confessionals." Said Don

Sapphire stared at him, "Do I look like I care?"

(End Confession)

"So, first is Ello-"

"TURTWIG!" She yelled. Everyone stared at her. "Ahem, I mean…I'll have Turtwig." She then said calmly. She walked up and picked up Turtwig. Sapphire threw her a Pokeball.

"Alright, moving on, Owen, you go."

Owen looked at all the Pokémon. Then Gible started screaming.

"GIB! GIB! GIBLE!" It yelled.

Owen walked up to the Gible and took out a chocolate bar. "Hey Sapphire, are Pokémon allowed to eat human food?"

"Unlike normal animals, Pokémon CAN eat human food." Said Sapphire

Owen offered the chocolate bar to the dragon Pokémon, " Here"

"Gible!" Yelled Gible. He took the bar into his small hands and started eating.

"Sapphire, I'll take this little guy." Said Owen picking Gible up.

Sapphire threw him a Pokeball. "Next is MacArthur!"

"Why does she get to go first?" Yelled Josee

"It's random! GET OVER IT!" Yelled MacArthur. She walked up to the table and looked at all the Pokémon. "Hard for me to decide."

"Cough! Evolutions, COUGH!" Said Sapphire.

MacArthur looked at all the evolutions and her eyes laid upon Luxray. She looked down and saw Shinx.

"I'll take Shinx." Said MacArthur picking him up. Sapphire threw her a Pokeball.

"Next is Kelly!" Said Sapphire.

Kelly looked at the Pokémon and evolutions. "I'll take Budew, its evolutions are quite pretty." Said Kelly picking him up.

"Alright, THINK FAST!" Yelled Sapphire as she tossed the Pokeball. Kelly caught it. "Alright, next is Josee."

Josee looked at the remaining two Pokémon. "So, it has come down to a fire monkey and a penguin. As an ICE dancer I'll go with Piplup."

Sapphire threw her a Pokeball and Josee picked up Piplup. Sapphire threw Ennui Chimchar's Pokeball. "Ennui, you get Chimchar."

Ennui walked up and extended his arm to Chimchar. Chimchar climbed up his arm on to his shoulder.

Sapphire got out yellow, pink, blue, and red purses and black and white backpacks. "Choose people! Backpacks for boys, purses for girls."

Kelly picked yellow, Ennui picked black, Ellody picked red, Josee picked pink, MacArthur picked blue, and Owen picked white.

"Alright then." Said Sapphire getting her remote out again. The portal appeared behind her.

"I'm guessing that portal goes into the Sinnoh." Guessed Ellody.

"YUP! Now get your butts in it!" Yelled Sapphire pointing towards the portal. The six ran into the portal. Sapphire opened the door again. "Don! Team…What are we on now?"

"We're on team four. I'll send them in. Jen, Rock, Jacque, Laurie, Devin, Geoff, please step inside the room."

They all went into the room. Well, almost all.

"I will not participate in this glorifying animal abuse game." Said Laurie. Sapphire walked over, picked her up, and carried her bridal style into the room.

"How are you able to do that?" Asked Emma from inside

"I'm strong, deal with it." Said Sapphire.

"You can get me into the room but you can't get me to play!" Yelled Laurie.

"We actually can. It's in your contract." Said Sapphire. Laurie rolled her eyes.

"Any who, here are your Pokémon choices!" Said Sapphire as she released the Pokémon

"Mudkip!"

"Bagon!"

"Tree-Treecko"

"Trapinch"

"Ra-Ra-Ralts!"

"Torchic-chic-chic!"

"Alright, I yell your name and you get your Pokémon. Got it?" They nodded while Laurie refused to show any emotion besides anger.

"Good enough. Jen, you first." Said Sapphire

Jen squealed. She ran up to the table and automatically went to Ralts. "I pick this pretty girl."

(Confession)

Jen

"Ralts is one of the prettiest Pokémon out there, next to Milotic." Jen then gasped, "Maybe I'll catch one!"

(End Confession)

Sapphire tossed her a ball and pulled out another name, "Laurie!" Laurie glared at her. "… Dude, come on."

"No." Laurie stated.

Sapphire rolled her eyes. "Fine, you just have the last Pokémon there." She put her hand into the bowl again "Devin!"

Devin looked at the available Pokémon. "I pick Mudkip." He said picking the small Pokémon up.

"Alrightly, catch." Sapphire threw the pokeball at him. She picked out another name "Geoff."

"Alright!" He went up to the Pokémon and he landed his eyes on Torchic. "Hey, this guy looks cool!" He picked the little fire type up.

"Uh, that's a girl." Said Sapphire.

"Don't care!" Said Geoff happily. Sapphire threw him a pokeball.

"Next is Ja-" Sapphire looked at the little slip of paper. "Jaqoq? Jasho? Ja- you know what, whatever, get your butt over here."

"Sheesh, you don't know how to pronounce a famous ice dancer's name?" Said Jacque.

"Famous? Who the heck watches ice dancing?" proclaimed Sapphire. She then smiled, "Except Yuri on Ice."

"AN ANIME IS BETTER THEN ME AND JOSEE?!"

"DUH AN ANIME IS BETTER THEN YOU TWO IDIOTS!"

The two started arguing. "Uh, guys. We need to continue." Said Devin

Sapphire stopped "Okay, okay. Whatever your name is, just pick your Pokémon." Sapphire gave him a pokeball and Jacque choose Treecko. Sapphire picked up another name. "Alright Rock, take your pick."

"YEAH!" He air riffed and walked towards the Pokémon. "Now, which is the more rocken?!" He looked at the two. Salamence looked cool and so did Flygon. "Okay, I have chosen… Trapinch!" He picked up the ground type Pokémon and Sapphire gave him the pokeball.

Sapphire got out another ball, picked up Bagon, and walked towards Laurie.

"No." Said Laurie.

"COME ON!" Yelled Sapphire. She held up Bagon to her.

"Ba!" Said Bagon.

Laurie looked at the small dragon type in the eyes. "Sigh, fine." She took Bagon from Sapphire and also the pokeball.

Sapphire then got out a purple purse, brown purse, a blue backpack, a black backpack, a green backpack, and a pink backpack. "These are your bags for this journey. Girls get purses and boys get backpacks. Have your pick."

Geoff got the blue backpack, Jen got the purple purse, Rock got the black backpack, Laurie got the brown purse, Devin got the green backpack, and Jacque got the pink backpack.

"Each of you have a televice in your bags so we can communicate with you. Alright, you guys are extremely annoying," She then pointed to Jen and Rock, "Except you two."

"Thank you!" Said Jen

"Uh, thanks." Said Rock

"Your welcome. So, y'all out through this thing." Said Sapphire said as she pressed a button and a portal appeared.

"Wait! I'm still very insulted!" Yelled Jacque

Sapphire kicked him into the portal, "Yeah, yeah, whatever ice dancer." She turned to the others, "You guys want to go the same way?" With that, the five remaining ran into the portal. "Yeah, YEAH. WHAT WE LEARN!" Sapphire opened the room door again, "Don, team next number!"

He looked at the next group, "Next is Pete, Carrie, Tammy, Mickey, Ryan, and Miles."

The six went into the room and Sapphire closed the door.

Sapphire started, " So, you guys are-"

"I refuse to participate in this glorifying-"

"Yeah, yeah, I got it from the first hippie-dippie. I DON'T CARE." Sapphire said, with emphasis, and while leaning into Miles' face. She went back and continued, "You guys are Team Johto." Sapphire opened up six more pokeballs and new hologram evolutions.

"Larvitar."

"Chic-Chicorita!"

"Togepi-pi!"

"Cyndaquil…"

"Toto-Toto-Totodile!"

"Cleffa!"

"Alright, I will pick a name, and that person will pick their Pokémon." Said Sapphire, reaching her hand into the bowl. "MILES!"

"I will not-"

"Yeah, yeah, you'll go last, you two are so annoying." Sapphire said as she threw Miles' name behind her and picked out another name. "Carrie!"

(Confession)

Carrie

"I don't know anything about Pokémon! I don't know if there's a strongest or what! So, I'm just going to pick the cutest one."

(End Confession)

"I pick… Um Chicorita" Said Carrie.

"Awe! Adorable!" Said Sapphire. Carrie picked up Chicorita and Sapphire threw a pokeball at her. "Alright, next is Pete."

(Confession)

Pete

"My strategy for picking my Pokémon is to pick the most fiercest Pokémon. I want to show these kids that even at my age I can battle with the best of them!"

(End Confession)

"I chose Larvitar!" Pete yelled.

Everyone looked at him. "Are you sure?" Asked Ryan

"You've seen it's final evolution right?" asked Mickey

"There is going to be medical care on this thing, correct?" Asked Carrie to Sapphire

"Do you want me to cast a safety spell on you?" asked Tammy

"I don't agree with a lot that's going on, but I especially don't agree with this." Said Miles

"I'm going to be fine!" Pete yelled.

Sapphire shrugged, "Hey, your funeral." Sapphire tossed him a pokeball and he picked up Larvitar… well, he tried. He failed so Larvitar just leaped off and followed Pete.

(Confession)

Sapphire

"That man's gonna die."

(End Confession)

Sapphire picked another name. "Tammy!"

Tammy looked at all the Pokémon, then at all the holograms. "I pick Togepi. She seems the most Fairy-like"

"Okay then, Cleffa evolves into the Fairy Pokémon but okay then." Sapphire handed Tammy a pokeball. Tammy put Togepi on her shoulder. Sapphire got out another name, "Mile- Why is this in here twice?" She asked no body in particular.

"I'm not going to-" Sapphire got out a pokeball, picked up Cleffa, and handed the two to Miles.

"Whoop! Too late!"

(Confession)

Miles

Miles was sitting down with Cleffa in her lap. "I can't believe that girl forced this creature to me!" Cleffa happily hummed while playing with Miles' hand, "The poor thing is probably miserable!"

(End Confession)

"Next to pick their Pokémon is Ryan!" Said Sapphire

Ryan looked at Cyndaquil and Totodile.

(Confession)

Ryan

"It's hard to choose, one is a crocodile and the other is a fire hedgehog." He then became wide eyed. "Stephanie's favorite animal was a hedgehog."

(End Confession)

"I pick Totodile." Said Ryan

"Oh! Nice choice!" Sapphire picked up Totodile and a pokeball and handed the two to Ryan, "Totodile is my favorite starter."

With that being said, Cyndaquil rolled into a cowardly ball and Chicorita bullet seeded Sapphire.

"AH! OW, OW, OW, fine!" Yelled Sapphire. Carrie made Chicorita stop by putting her hand on her head. Sapphire pointed to Mickey, then pointed to Cyndaquil. "You, fire mouse, your partners." Sapphire got a pokeball and Cyndaquil and handed the two to Mickey, "Good luck."

(Confession)

Mickey

"I can't believe I'm going to have a real life Typhlosion!" Said Mickey. He looked at the small fire Pokémon. "Don't hurt me."

(End Confession)

Sapphire got out five types of bags. She got out a green purse, a yellow purse, a blue backpack, a black backpack, and a white purse. "Alright, back packs are for boys, purses are for girls, pick your bags."

"But there are only five bags." Said Pete.

With that Sapphire got out a grey duffle bag. "Yeah, I got you this duffle bag. I don't want you to have a backpack incase your back would give out. I did the same for Gerry."

Pete took the duffle bag but sourly said, "I could've had a backpack, I'm not that old."

(Confession)

Pete

"Yeah, maybe Ill hurt a little more, but I can take anything these young kids can!" Said Pete

(End Confessional)

Carrie got the green purse, Tammy got the yellow purse, Mickey got the blue backpack, Ryan got the black purse, and Miles got the white purse.

Sapphire got a button and pressed it. A portal opened up behind her. "You all have a televice in your bags so we can communicate with you. This portal here will bring you to Johto. Bye!"

The six ran into the portal and then it closed. Sapphire went out into the lobby again. "Last team Don! Don't bother naming them since there's only six left."

With that, Noah, Leonard, Emma, Spud, Brody, and Gerry walked into the room and Sapphire closed the door leaving Don alone.

"Sheesh, they should've gotten just Sapphire if this was going to happen." He said very bitterly.

"Alright guys!" Sapphire said happily, " Last team of the day! Team Kanto!" She brought out the six Pokémon, "Here are your Pokémon choices!"

"Pichu!"

"Zubat."

"Dratini!"

"Charmander!"

"Squirtle."

"Bulb-Bulbasaur!"

(Confession)

Noah

"They had Zubat as a starter? They could've thought of something better than that like Abra or Pidgey or SOMETHING. There will be enough zubats in the caves we'll be going into."

(End Confession)

"Um," Started Noah "Pichu is from Johto. Why is it a Kanto starter?"

"Well, our outlines for what was considered could be a starter Pokémon outside of the original three starters of a region was they had to have two evolutions. I still wanted our favorite Pikachu to be a starter so we made an exception to have pichu as a starter." Explained Sapphire

Sapphire got out a bowl, "Okay, when I call out your name, come up and pick your Pokémon!" She reached into the bowl and took out a slip of paper, "Spud!"

Spud walked up and looked at all the Pokémon, then at their evolutions. His eyes landed on charizard so he looked down at the starter under it. "I pick Charmander." He said as he picked up the Pokémon and put him on his shoulder.

Sapphire gave him his pokeball and pulled out another name, "Gerry."

Gerry walked up to all the Pokémon.

(Confession)

Gerry

"I wanted to pick a Pokémon that all the kids like, one of the main three. I know who they are since my grandkid always talks to me about Pokémon. He should be really happy his granddad gets to see real life Pokémon."

(End Confession)

"I'm going to pick this little guy." Said Gerry pointing at Bulbasaur. He picked up Bulbasaur with a little difficulty so he could put him on the ground. He got his pokeball from Sapphire and walked back with Bulbasaur following him.

(Confession)

Noah

"Dang it, I wanted Bulbasaur since it is the only starter with dual types."

(End Confession)

Sapphire got out another paper "Emma."

Emma looked at all the evolutions rather than the Pokémon. She looks at a full evolution and her eyes landed on a particular one. She looked down to the Pokémon under it. "I pick Dratini."

Emma held out her hand and Dratini slithered up her arm. Sapphire gave her a pokeball and pulled out another slip. " Brody."

Brody went up to the table and immediately picked up Squirtle. " Hey little dude!"

"Squirt?" Asked Squirtle. The small turtle then smiled, "Squirtle!"

"AW! He's so cute!" Said Sapphire as she handed Brody the pokeball.

Sapphire took out another name, "Noah!"

"About time." He said. He looked at the last two Pokémon, Pichu and Zubat. "I guess I'll take Pichu." He said as he picked up the small mouse creature. Sapphire gave him a pokeball.

"I guess I shall have the small bat." Said Leonard. Zubat flew over to Leonard and happily squeaked. Sapphire threw him a pokeball and went to get their bags.

Sapphire came back out with a blue backpack, a green backpack, an orange purse, a purple backpack, a pink backpack, and a white duffle bag. "Alright, backpacks are for boys and purses are for girls. Take your pick." Sapphire then picked up the duffle bag and handed it to Gerry, "And thinking ahead about your old back, I got you this."

Gerry, unlike Pete, didn't say anything as he took the bag, but he didn't look happy about it either. Noah got the blue backpack, Leonard got the green backpack, Emma got the orange purse, Spud got the purple backpack, and Brody got the pink backpack.

Sapphire pressed a button and a portal opened up behind her. "Okay, in each of your bags, there are televices that we will use to communicate with each of you. This portal leads to Kanto. Bye!"

The six ran into the portal and then it closed. With that, Sapphire went back outside to Don. "That's it Don!"

"Great job! That concludes our first episode. What will happen next? Find out next time on, THE RIDONCULUS POKE RACE!"

Whew, finally done. The way we will do this is Kalos, Unova, Sinnoh, Hoenn, Johto, and then Kanto. See you next time!