Me: Hey everyone!!!! ive recently had an urge to write a romance based fic with kankuro as one of the characters

Kankuro: Nice, so whats the big deal? i dont get it.

Me: Well, you see i dont know who to put as the other character

Kankuro: oh... ok then. Well I think most of the kunoichi are hot!

Me: Is that the plural aswell

Kankuro: I dunno, Crow?

Crow: klack- klack- klack- klack

Kankuro: well there you go :D

Me: ... huh... what did he say

Kankuro: Didn't you head

Me: well i did but.... I DONT SPEAK PUPPET!!!!!!!!

Kankuro: ooooh yeah, he he, sorry bout that! basically he said "dunno, dont care"

Me: oh, fair enuff :P

Kankuro: ANYWAY GET ON WITH IT!

Me: OK OK sheesh! Basically people, tell me what who u wanna see with Kankuro, ill do Yaoi and non-yaoi so yeah, but please not Gaara or Temari i find incest wrong!!!! also tell me what kinda rating you want, as in do u want heavy petting, or a nice stroll on the beach :D

Kankuro: wait... hang on ure gonna make me gay

Me: hey if the public wants, the public gets :D

Kanuro: T_T

Crow: hahaha!

Kankuro: wait... i didnt make him do that

DUN DUN DUH!