Ok, here is the sequel to Emmett Goes Emo. You may want to read that first if you haven't. I hope you all like it!

Disclaimer: Not. Mine. Got it? Get it? Good.

Song: We are the Pipettes by (who else?) The Pipettes

Chapter 1: Emmett Goes Pretty(boy)

Flashback-

Pulling off my emo clothes and pulling on some regular ones I called, "Alice!"

"Yes." She zoomed into my room, bouncing on the ceiling, since she had already seen the outcome.

"Make me pretty."

Emmett's POV

After asking for Alice's advice and she spouting a bunch of fast-talk at me, I decided to let her take charge. Lord knows she did pretty well on the emo, why wouldn't she do well on pretty?

"Hey, Alice?" I asked.

She stopped talking long enough to cock her head to the side and say, "Yeah? What'swrong,Emmett? AmIgoingtoofastforyou? Whatdoyouthinksofar? Isittoomuch?" (goodluckfiguringoutwhatthatsays)

"No! It's just, how about I just let you take charge. I don't really care what happens as long as I look pretty."

She thought for a moment, nodded, and disappeared for a second. I could here Edward downstairs laughing as he saw what she was thinking.

"Oh, Edward, btw, what do you think?" I thought, knowing he would pick it up.

"I love it, Emmett. It fits you much better than emo. Much easier to pull off too," he told me.

"Thank you. Now, if you will excuse me, I have some affairs to attend too," I said, completely insulted.

He started cracking up as soon as I left the room.

I vampire-walked to Alice's room to see what she had planned. When I opened the door I gasped. It was better than I could have ever imagined…

Ooh! Cliffy! In a humor story! OMG! Anyways, I want reviews, so Gimme! Gimme! Tell me everything, what you liked, didn't like, think is going to happen, everything, dahlings!

P.S. It's short, sorry. But I am very tired and want your feedback before I post a long chapter.