Ok, so I know I should be writing the disney game but I got this idea and couldn't resist!
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you:
What Not To Do Around Disney Characters!
Do not, under any circumstances, give Stitch caffeine.
Do not eat sushi in front of Nemo.
Challenging the Queen of Hearts to a game of croquet is a bad idea.
Do not sign Jack Sparrow up for Alcoholics Anonymous.
Do not take bets on how long Jack Sparrow will last in Alcoholics Anonymous.
Do not accept apples or any other food item from the Old hag.
Do not use a sewing machine around Princess Aurora.
Do not ask Ursula if she was originally male unless you have a death wish.
Do not tell everyone that Hercules is on steroids.
Keep Peter Pan and the lost boys away from medicine.
Do not leave Wendy and Tinkerbell in the same room together.
Locking up Buzz and Woody in a toy chest is not funny. Just cruel.
Do not refer to King Triton's trident as "that giant fork thingy."
Mistaking Francis for a girl is a big mistake.
Yelling "Look! It's Shere Kahn!" in front of Mowgli then watching him freak is not funny.
Do not mention crab cakes. Ever.
Do not feed Pumbaa beans.
Having a staring contest with Kaa will not end well.
Cat jokes are not appreciated around the cast of the Great Mouse Detective.
Never light a match near Pinocchio.
Do not dunk Hades' head in a bucket of water, nor should you fan him.
Do not call Mushu a lizard.
Do not use ticking clocks around Captain Hook.
Do not play hide n' seek with Violet. You will lose every time.
Replacing the Mad hatter's tea with grape juice is wrong.
Never listen to the Cheshire Cat. NEVER!
Don't follow white rabbits. No matter how cute they may seem.
Do not get Flotsam and Jetsam mixed up. They will hurt you.
Do not steal Rafiki's staff.
Telling Ariel that she dies in the original fairy tale is just plain mean.
Calling Donald Duck a chicken is a bad idea.
Do not get into a prank war with the Genie.
Never, in a million years, use the Black Cauldron to make chicken noodle soup.
Do not admit that Chernabog doesn't scare you. Especially when he's right behind you.
Do not lock Shere Kahn and Scar in a steel cage and yell "FIGHT TO THE DEATH!"
Don't play fetch with Goofy.
Do not drop any vases. The Muses will get hurt.
Jumba's plasma gun is not a toy.
Keep all forks away from Ariel.
Do not sing "Do your ears hang low" in front of Dumbo.