Hi everyone! I've been meaning to do this for some time, and I finally got around to it! YAY! Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters, they belong to Sega and Archie.
Snow, ivory and elementary school glue
All look quite yellow when compared to you.
You've been gifted beauty, talents, and grace
And have eyes on the one thought to be the last of his race.
You're an eloquent talker, a hip-swinging walker,
It's only a matter of time before the soultouch will falter,
Right?
The ideas of my intellectual race will crumble,
And the traditions that birthed him will tumble,
All because you happen to share a profession?
He's good and you're bad, the yang to his yin,
You feel you can even out his good deeds with your sin,
All because you house an obsession?
I, Julie-su, EX-Dark Legionnaire
Do find your summary of love quite unfair.
Though I rarely partake in his famous adventures
With hedgehogs and Eggmen
And bats with breasts that need censors
They're all over the place! But I guess that isn't the point
The point is you'd show them to anyone for a coin
Or a gem, or a bill
It really doesn't matter
The plain of your shallow taste really couldn't be flatter
I'm jealous, I admit it, but you'll never see
Yes, you the lovely girl who set her aqua eyes on the
Only man of my kind that would accept me, adore me
I can't say this out loud to you-besides, you'd ignore me
You pass off fair warnings of any kind
For my cares you wouldn't give a sh-one of your feces
By your imperfect and annoying self you're just blind
Don't you realize he's not even one of your species!
I was here first! I stood by him through all of his troubles on land!
He told me himself he thought your boldness quite bland!
Well, actually, he didn't, but I can imagine he would.
Because he loves me more than you can imagine he could
It just isn't fair! You get attention! You're loved!
People all around the world continually coo of
How you helped save the Earth, thinking quicker than Eggman's odd brain
So I guess you got cocky and stepped on my terrain
All my life I've been cursed at, secluded and spat on
Your deeds are primp and perfect, mine look like they've been sat on
But this isn't time for me to weep and mope for my old miscreant life
But for my lover, for whom I hope I'll live to become a wife.
I guess you don't know what the soultouch is, do you?
Your 'love' is transparent, I can see right through you
You're the kind of girl I can't imagine kissing the same lips for a week
If you two were together, around behind his back you would sleep
You enjoy being single, I know that you do
He's gullible-It's cute, but I wish he knew
How deceitful you can be
How conniving, full of greed
You're identical to my older sister
Why don't you two hook up?
You can pin me down
And kick me around till I blister, but it's not like he and I'll break up
Till I bleed and I bruise, you can call me a slut
But I'm not the one with spandex on her butt
Hey, why don't you try girls? Just give it a whirl?
You'd prob'ly do it behind Knuckles' back in your fantasy world
In which I don't exist, in which you both have kissed
In which in my absence, it wasn't me but you that he missed
Give it a rest, this is my home; where I find peace
I don't need you here to convince my boyfriend his taste is weak
We could be friends-no really, we could
If we could push this aside and live on-I would and you should
But I should finish this up, I'm running out of napkin and Knux is coming towards me
We're on a date, so you know. It was a surprise just for me
I hope you can move on, cause he's mine-He just kissed my forehead
I sincerely hope your unreturned affections will soon be dead
I'm being selfish, I know, but isn't everyone sometimes?
Besides, how can you accuse me when you live off of your crimes?
Well, I've really got to go, I'm completely famished
You know what? I'll mail this to you, so your selfishness will be banished
Bye, until then, hope you find someone new
He's already got a relationship-and it doesn't involve you.
Hooray! Please review, okay? I'm trying to stop talking in rhyme now...Okay, good, it's done. Grood. Great and good. Anyways, I ADORE reviews, even though I barely expect any since practically nobody seems to recognize the characters from the comic.