A new story for Kung Fu Panda as thought of by yours truly.

We start with the three villians. Mastermind said,"Me and Avenger will go now. Traitor, wait a day before you come after us. We must make sure phase one goes through perfectly."

Traitor replied,"Very well. I can't wait to feel the blood of my sworn enemy on my habds and under my feet! With your plan I will finally have that pleasure!"

Mastermind said,"Yes. Come on Avenger." Then he and Avenger left through a portal to China.

Jade Palace

The sun rose slowly over the horizon, but the morning gong never rang. Shifu had given all his students a month off from training, which was both well needed and well deserved. Tigress was the first of the students to awake. She slowly made her way to the kitchen to get something to eat. She was surprised to find Po out of bed and in the kitchen. He said sleepily,"Dad, where did you put the noodles."

Tigress realized he was sleep walking and sleep talking. She said,"They're not made yet."

Po replied,"But, dad, you have always made noodles the night before."

Tigress supresed a laugh and said,"I'm trying something new to try to improve the flavor."

Po replied,"We need to keep on doing it the old way because of the number of customers we have!"

Tigress was trying really hard to keep from laughing, but she laughed enough for Po to wake up. He yawned while stretching and asked,"What are you laughing about Tigress?"

Tigress replied through a laugh,"you were sleep walking and talking. You evidently had a dream about when you were working with your dad. I decided to do a little joke by talking to you. It was actually quite hilarious. Now, why don't you make some noodles for us." She sat down ing her chair while Po was making the noodles.

After he had made them, the others started to enter. Mantis was the first to enter and he said,"Po, why didn't you wait for the rest of us?"

Po rpelied,"Well, me and Tigress were up and hungry, so I decided to make some for us. I figured that the smell would get the rest of you up before they got cold." He then poured a bowl for Mantis as Crane and Viper entered together. Po said,"I'll get you two a bowl."

Crane replied,"Thanks, Po."

Po said,"No problem."

He handed them each their bowls. As he was sitting down, Monkey entered. He said, "Morning everyone. Where's the noodles?"

Po replied,"I'll get your bowl, and good morning."

monkey said,"Thanks Po. I love your cooking."

Shifu walked in at that moment and said,"I too love your cooking."

Po imediatly turned around and bowed, saying,"Thank you and good morning Master."

The five repeated in unison,"Good morning Master."

Shifu replied,"Good morning students."

After breakfast, the only one not up was DB. In fact he wasn't up until noon. He walked into the kitchen, where Po was making lunch. DB yawned out,"Good morning everyone."

Mantis replied,"Morning? It's lunchtime."

DB's eyes went wide. He said,"I've been asleep that long? Must really be tired from that fight."

Po replied,"Ya. But, I wouldn't blame you. I mean, he was a tough enemy. He was also very cunning."

Mantis chimed in,"Where do you find these enemies?"

DB shrugged and replied,"Guess I've just been around so much that I've gotten many people to hate me. I just hope that I don't have another enemy that is even worse than those two."

Monkey said,"I know. I don't think we would be able to defeat them."

Lunch was over quickly, and everyone headed down to the valley. Crane and Viper went through all the stores. Po and Tigress were helping his father out at his shop. But, it was more of them working while Mr. Ping played Majohng against Shifu, and winning. DB was just walking around. He wanted to make sure that the others got to enjoy their days off. Monkey and Mantis went into the almond cookie shop. They said to the worker,"We're sorry we weren't able to make it to the almond cookie eating contest. So, who won?"

The worker smiled and replied,"We didn't hold the almond cookie eating contest because we wanted you two to be able to participate."

monkey said,"Really? That's great!"

The worker then asked,"When can you two participate?"

DB answered the question saying,"They can do it anytime this month. We all have the month off because of a recent fight. I will be doing all the patroling, so that everyone else can have a great month off."

Shifu came out of nowhere and said,"You know you shouldn't be doing it all alone. You deserve this break more than anyone else."

DB held up his hand and replied,"I am doing this because I have a punishment from someone higher up than anyone else, so I will spend my free time to allow others to have free time. I will get free time when I return home."

Shifu walked away and said,"Very well. You will be there to watch the almond cookie eating contest, though, right?"

DB replied,"Of course. Just as long as there is no bandit raids going on." DB then walked out.

The worker said,"Alright, it will be two weeks from today."

Monkey and Mantis high fived and walked out while saying, "SWEET!"

The worker sighed as he knew that he would have to poison Monkey and Mantis.

With DB

DB was walking through the streets keeping all his senses open for any danger. Luckily, no one really knew him, so he walked through the streets without anyone coming towards him for an autograph or asking him questions. He noticed the Wu sisters were walking towards him. He smiled, as he knew he would soon kiss Wan. He sat down on a bench. They sat down on the same bench. He asked them,"You guys got any information about any attacks?"

Su replied,"We have some shakey information about Avenger being back in China, but not alone. We don't know who he is."

DB asked,"Where are they?"

Wan answered,"We just know that they are in the North eastern part of China."

DB said,"Well, at least they aren't near here. I just hope that we find out their plan before anybody dies." He then kissed Wan quickly. He then added,"You three, go to Mr. Ping's and tell Master Shifu, Po and Tigress. I'll go find Monkey, Mantis, Viper, and Crane."

The Wu sisters replied,"Got it." They then left. DB sighed and said to himself,"Why can't I have a little time without having to worry about those guys?"

He then heard a voice say,"You should be more worried about us." DB could tell that there was a group of about twenty boars. He sighed while standing. He took out a dart tube and twirled it on his fingers like a miniture bo. He pointed it at them, knowing they would laugh at his choice of weapon. He smirked and charged.

Mr. Ping's

The Wu sisters entered and took a seat at a table near Shifu and Mr. Ping. Su leaned a little to Shifu and said,"We have information about Avenger being in the North eastern corner of China. We don't know what he is planning. All we know is that he is with someone who is not Traitor."

Shifu replied,"Alright. I will make sure we have the emperor keep an eye on that area for us. Here comes Tigress."

Tigress came up and asked,"What will you three have?"

Su has writing on a piece of paper and Wing said,"I'll have a bowl of dumplings."

Wan said,"Secret ingredient soup."

Su handed the paper to Tigress and said,"My orders on there."

Tigress walked to the kitchen and opened the note. She said,"Po we need an order of dumplings, an order of secret ingredient soup and an order of tofu. We also have some information from the Wu sisters." She said the last part only loud enough for Po to hear.

Po turned slightly and asked,"What's the information?"

Tigress replied,"Avenger is with someone, not Traitor, in the North eastern corner of China. Shifu will be having the emperor keep an eye on the area."

When she finished speaking, Po handed her the orders and said,"Okay. I wonder who that other guy is."

Tigress replied while leaving,"Probably someone who hates DB. I mean, why else wold Avenger be working with him?"

Po knew this to be true, as he got back to working on cooking.

With DB

The boars were all laying on the ground and DB was smiling triumphantly. But, it soon faded when many of the villagers started to surround him and ask him for autographs and asking him a bunch of random questions. One of the questions caught his ear. It was,"Why are you dating a villian?" It wasn't just his attention it caught. Everyone turned to a cloaked figure. He was taller than DB. The figure asked again,"Why are you dating a villian?"

DB replied,"I'm not dating a villian. If I were, do you think I would have protected the valley?"

The figure chuckled and said, "I seen you kissing Wan Wu just before you fought these guys."

DB looked at him with a confused face and asked,"Who's that? I was just kissing my girlfriend, who is also an informant for me."

The figure chuckled again and said,"you may be able to convince these people that you aren't dating Wan Wu, but I know better, DB."

DB got into a fighting position and asked,"Who are you?"

The figure started walking away and said over its shoulder,"You will know soon enough."

DB didn't get out of his fighting position until the figure was no longer in sight. Before the villagers could ask him a binch of questions, he threw down a smoke bomb and disappeared.

With Crane and Viper

They were looking through several stores just to look. DB tapped Crane on the shoulder. Crane turned around and said,"Hey, DB. What are you doing here?"

Viper turned and asked,"What have you been doing all day?"

DB chuckled slightly and said,"Well, I've been patroling the entire Valley. I met up with my girlfriend, and I broke up a bandit raid. Oh, I also got some information about Avenger being in the North eastern part of China."

Crane asked,"You mean, he's back in China? Is he with Traitor?"

DB shook his head and said,"No. He is with someone, but I don't know who, though. I just know that he hates me for some reason. I may have met him earlier, but I'm not sure."

Viper asked, "Why do you think that you met him earlier?"

DB replied, "Well, he knew me and he also knew who I was dating. He said that she was a villian. My guess is so that I wouldn't be seen as a good person and get the people of China to turn on me. Now, I'm off to find Monkey and Mantis to tell them the same."

But, Monkey came from behind them and asked,"Tell us what?"

DB replied,"That Avenger is back. He's in the North eastern part of China with someone new, and I might have met them after I broke up a bandit raid. I'm not sure though."

Mantis whined,"Why do we have to fight him agian so soon?"

DB replied,"i don't know. What I want to know is how many people hate me. I mean, I'm just so loveable. Just ask my girlfriend." Everyone chuckled. DB then said,"Let's get to Mr. Ping's to meet up with everyone." They did just that.

On a mountain overlooking the Valley of Peace

A cloaked figure was standing next to Avenger. The figure said,"We will have to start the plan a little before the Almond cookie eating contest. We will start it four days before. That should be all the time we need."

Avenger smiled and said,"You really know how to come up with plans."

Mastermind said under his cloak,"Well, when you used to be a strategical planner, you know how to do things like that." The two chuckled evily before leaving the hill.

Seems as though they are closer than the Wu sisters source had said. But, they did say it was shakey. Why does Mastermind hate DB? He is loveable, just like he said he was. Just don't make him angry.