A/N-This story will not follow some of the things that happen to Hermione in her first year. For Example, Lockhart is her teacher and she can go to Hogsmeade.

Hermione walked down the halls of Hogwarts, anxious to get to her Defense Against the Dark Arts Class. She was so excited! Gilderoy Lockhart would be teaching the class! Hermione sighed an continued to the class.

The class itself was a blur. They took a test on Lockhart's work, and battled Cornish Pixies, but all Hermione could focus on was Professor Lockhart. After class, she stayed and talked to him. "Hello !", Hermione gushed. "Well if it isn't my favorite student, Mrs. Granger." ,Gilderoy flashed his signature smile, "So what brings you here, Miss?" Hermione thought fast. She didn't actually need anything. "Er... I wanted to check out a book from the Restricted Section, and needed your signature." Hermione fibbed. "Of Course!",Gilderoy exclaimed, and signed the parchment Hermione was holding. Hermione smiled and scurried away.

Later that afternoon, Hermione had just finished her homework for the day. She looked down and saw the parchment Gilderoy had signed, and decided, Might as well get the book now. She headed to to the library, and entered the Restricted Section. Hermione looked for a book, but trouble was, she had read just about all of the books. She continued searching and finally found a book she hadn't read: Fantastic Sex and How to Do it. The title puzzled Hermione. She had never heard of sex before. After all, she was only 11. She knew it only as another word for gender. This intrigued her, and she proceeded to check it out. When Madam Pince saw her with the book, she exclaimed, " Why on earth do you have that book? Sex Education is not till Fourth Year!" This intrigued Hermione even further. "Professor Lockhart suggested I should read it." She said hastily, and ran back to her dormitory.

Hermione snuggled into bed and took the book out. She studied the Table of Contents:

Table of Contents

1: Male Genital System

2:Female Genital System

3: Sexual Reproduction

4:Masturbation

5:Oral Sex

6:Anal Sex

7:Vaginal Sex

8: Role-Play Sex

9:Orgasms

10:Sexually Transmitted Diseases

Sexually transmitted diseases? Hermione wondered. She opened to the Chapter, to find only a few words.

Don't worry about these diseases. Just stick your wand into your (or your partner's) vagina. Then cast the spell: Sexum Subsito

This will prevent you from a STD, but not from pregnancy. To prevent pregnancy, push the wand into your (or your partner's) vagina, then cast the spell: Praegnatio Terminus.

These two spells should stop any reproduction or STD. Below was a picture, showing a body part similar to Hermione's... Hermione never wondered what her urination system was called. The picture showed a body part similar to Hermione's urination system, with a wand sticking into it.

Then she wondered Why do we wear clothes anyway? Don't we all have the same body parts? What is there that is so private?

Hermione took off her clothing and stared at her urination system. She saw that a few hairs grew above it. She had never noticed those hairs before.

Hermione fell asleep, with dreams filled with her urination system.