By: Rekaina-sama (Yes sama, sama)
Well the story starts out with…an "m and m"… sitting on a table… and 2 girls intently staring at it… waiting for to turn into a magical monkey… that will grant them 3 wishes! Well normally they wouldn't be doing this but their 2 other friends Kiyota and Fu-Ebi (and no Fu does not stand for the swear word) had told them this would happen if they watched it long enough. For you see they are both very gullible…yes very much so…indeed…so very sad. While this was going on Kiyoto and Fu-Ebi (Fu-Ebi means "Wind-Flower" in Japanese) had somehow turned into rocks. No, not the rock you find on the ground but…wait for it…keep waiting…a little…bit…more…and it is! … Rock Lee!OH THE HORROR! THE AGONY IT BURNS! THE MENTAL IMAGE! Cough anyways…uh…where was I… where am I? Short-term memory loss…OH YA! Well as you can imagine Fu-Ebi was running around screaming her brain out…not that there is a lot to scream out (A/N: small brain). Kiyota on the other hand was just standing there thinking out loud.
"Hmmm…let me see…uh…first eyebrow wax…next…dyeing hair and getting hair extensions…new clothes…and…finally…a sex change" She began to walk off in a random direction.
"What are you doing and where are you going?" Questioned Fu (I call her that for a nickname cause I know she hates it)
"To be myself again with the help of modern technology!" She shouted punching the air above her…him…it.
"…GOOD IDEA!" Fu, the other it, (all of the other reindeer use to laugh and call him…sorry I had moment) yelled enthusiastically after thinking it over for 5 minutes.
So they walked off in a random direction hoping to find what they were looking for. Fu began to skip singing the "Wizard of Oz" song merrily while Kiyoto got weirded out by her friend and an odd monkey wearing a tutu and holding a wand that was following them. Eventually Kiyoto got so pissed of she threw a fax machine at it (NO THE FAX MACHINE IS MY FRIEND! Anyways.) So they continue on there way and then…
"HEY LOOK!" Fu yelled, "A PINEAPPLE!"
At this they both break out into song:
WHO LIVES IN A PINAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
SPONGEBOBSQUAREPANTS! …(you should know how it goes…)
This went on for a while then they reached…. THE COSMETICS STORE! They entered the shop grinning like Lee normally does. (Coughretardcough ) They began to wander and confuse people with the point that they look the same down to every last detail possible. Luckily for the 2 as soon as their hands touched some sort of girly product they magically (someone put a jutsu on them…oooooo who?) Turned back to themselves clothes and all! Then they screamed in unison:
"YYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Together they punched the air in victory then shouted, "FLAWLESS VICTORY!"
Then they both did little happy dances while people in the shop stared at them with shock, confusion or fright. Suddenly Kiyoto stopped her little jig of happiness and thought to herself.
'Why the hell did we turn into Lee anyways…maybe we were hit by a magical piece of monkey feeces? I dunno.'
As soon as she stored this thought away in the dark place where stored thoughts go (all that's in there is a desk with some gum stuck to the bottom of it and gray walls) a mysterious ninja jumped down from an electricity pole, ran inside and went up to the desk and asked
"Can I use your bathroom I've been up there all day stealing free cable"
"Oh sure, I myself did that before, I failed, got caught by the cops but good luck!" Said the overly cheerful cashier.
So the mysterious ninja went to the bathroom and was in there for 20 minutes. (Maybe he/she has a shy bladder or he's taking a crap shrugs ) Both girls stare at the ninja in confusion.
"How can you steal free cable?" Fu said
"I don't really know the answer to that one…well I do but it will take to long to explain cause this chapters almost over and it will take up to much space" Kiyoto said
"Well what you just said took up a lot of space," Fu pointed out
"Damn…" Kiyoto said crossing her arm disappointed in herself.
Then the ninja came out of the very dirty public bathroom shivering with fright from how dirty it was.
"Cockroaches…ew…shudders " The ninja said very disgusted.
"HEY LOOK A NINJA…figurine!" Fu shouted shocking the ninja at the mention of "ninja".
"HEY LOOK! A kunai…ATTACHED TO A ACTUAL NINJA!" Kiyoto shouted to her friend
"HOLY SHIT!" the ninja screamed trying to run out the door but was stopped by a large crowd people around him/her (do not know yet)
"GET HIM OR HER!" Fu screamed running straight at the ninja only to run in to a shelf full of lipstick, "SHIT! This is not my color…"
"Get up and catch him…her…THE NINJA!" Kiyoto yelled frustrated
At this the girls ran at the ninja trying to catch em (note I said "em" meaning it is either a guy or girl, simple really-') Well they caught up with the ninja who was caught between some blush and a bunch of frilly pink make-up kits (hmm nice place to die beside some girly products.
"Ah man…" said the ninja in a male voice
"We have you now genin!" Kyoto said triumphantly
"How do you know he's a genin?" Fu asked
"It's simple really, if he was a jounin or chunnin the probability of him getting away would have been higher and he would have gotten away from two girls that aren't even ninja. See simple!" Kyoto said confusing and pissing off Fu
"Your getting technical again…and your taking up chapter space." Fu commented on her long explanation
"Oh…damn…again" Kiyoto said grabbing the ninjas shoulder so he couldn't slip away from them.
"Lets see who it is!" Fu said cheerfully
"Fine, but we might not know who it is for the probability…" Fu covering her mouth with her hand cut her off.
"Don't…do…it…again…you fuck…head…"
"Mmh" said Kiyoto trying to say fine
So they took off the hood revealing it was…(drum roll!)…CLIFFHANGER-NO JUTSU!
(Readers: damn you cliffhanger, damn you!
Fu: You like doing that to people?
Rekaina: …yes a lot actually. Oh yes and I don't own any characters from Naruto…or the plot…or anything to do with Naruto actually…Bye…now I made myself sad…sniff )