***This is my own form of Strangerthanfictionclub's Musical Reactions. I have the rights to use it because I was the reason she wrote it. I asked for permission, too, so don't blame me for stealing the idea!***
The italic text is the song lyrics. The bold text is my interpretation/reaction/remix...
Oh, mama, I'm in fear for my life
From the long arm of the law
Oh, crap…something happened…
Lawman has put an end to my running
And I'm so far from my home
Seriously, what did you guys do?
Oh, mama, I can hear you a-cryin'
You're so scared and all alone
Okay, this isn't funny! You bitches are worried about your moms when you're biggest fan is having a GOD DAMN PANIC ATTACK!
Hangman is comin' down from the gallows
And I don't have very long
Holy crap! You guys did SOMETHING, and now you're gonna die, and…HOLY CRAP DANNY'S GONNA DIE! Kris, I don't care about, but I care about Gookey…
The jig is up, the news is out, they finally found me
The renegade, who had it made, retrieved for a bounty
Who's THEY? The Paparazzi? Of COURSE they found you, dumbass! It's their job to annoy the hell out of you!
Never more to go astray
This will be the end today of the wanted man
I'm starting to think that this is a joke…
Oh, mama I've been years on the limb
And had a high price on my head
Well I know that Kris didn't do anything, he's too much of a wimp…
Lawman said get him dead or alive
And it's for sure he'll see me dead.
And I know that Danny's clean, 'cuz he's too nice to everything and one…
Dear mama I can hear you cryin'
You're so scared and all alone
Wait, was Adam, crack, or both involved?
Hangman is comin' down from the gallows
And I don't have very long
Okay maybe this isn't a joke… But there is NO WAY IN HELL I am going to let the sexiest man alive and his friend die!
The jig is up, the news is out, they finally found me
The renegade, who had it made, retrieved for a bounty
Hey, can I have the money? I'm broke, and I need to get a bus ticket to save you guys! And I'm kinda hungry, so…
Never more to go astray
The judge will have revenge today on the wanted man (Wanted man, yeah)
Oh, that was a sexy (sings) Wanted man, yeah… Nice one, Gookey!
*Guitar solo*
Oh, sweet guitar solo!
Oh, mama, I'm in fear for my life
From the long arm of the law
Again, with your moms…I don't see THEM trying to save you or anything…
Hangman is comin' down from the gallows
And I don't have very long
I'M COMING, DANNY!
The jig is up, the news is out, they finally found me
The renegade, who had it made, retrieved for a bounty
Seriously, I need that money…
Never more to go astray
This will be the end today of the wanted man
Crap! Where's that (sings) Wanted man, yeah?
The jig is up, the news is out, they finally found me
The renegade, who had it made, retrieved for a bounty
Hey, if you don't give me the money, I'm gonna have to run to the bank…and then my totally awesome saving of Danny will take longer!
Never more to go astray
This will be the end today of the wanted man (Wanted man, yeah yeah yeah)
Oh, it's back and sexier than ever!
Oh, mama, I can hear you a-cryin'
You're so scared and all alone
You no what, maybe I shouldn't save you because all you care about is your MOMS! Maybe Kris should run to his MOM and scream 'Holy shit! I'm gonna die! I'm am so screwed! This is all the crack's fault! MOMMY!' But Danny's too awesome to do that, so I'll save him anyway…
Hangman is comin' down from the gallows
And I don't have very long…
Hey, why'd you stop singing?
…
Danny?
…
Kris? Adam? Anyone?
…
HOLY CRAP HE'S DEAD I'M TOO LATE!!! *screams and cries in a corner*. This is ALL Kris's fault!