Me (call me Fey, for now, ok?): Okay, I was bored, and I refused to work on my stories, sooooo…
Bakura: She made a little…something. Which is weird. Who the hell knows what goes through her mind?!
Fey: (to him) Shut up. (to you) Sorry, I needed to write a funny and insane story. Read my other stories. Please? PLEEEAAASE?!
Disclaimer: Own only story and plot! And Callie! And other peeps you mightn't recognize. Oh, and YuGiOh! *gets glares from lawyers* Eep! Not yet, though! …Anyone know if Kazuki Takahasi's single? I have a cousin he'd fall in love with…*cackles*
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Callie: (waves at you) Hi.
Joey: (behind her, sitting with Malik, Marik, Serenity, Isis, Yami, Yugi, Tristan, Mai, Ryou, Bakura, and Téa in Kaiba's living room) Callie, what are you doing?
Callie: (with her finger against the computer glass) Talking to the peoples!
All: ???
Callie: (sighs) I dun think they know you exist. (meaning YOU)
Ryou: I can see them. (to you, again) 'Kay, we're going to Europe for vacation. Well, it's really for Domino high school…but it's just like vacay for us. ^_^ And, uh, the people who are going are… (looks at Callie, who's been humming the Aretha Franklin song, "Respect", and has her eyes on the ground)
Callie: Nani? Oh! …Are Ryou, Bakura, Mai, Joey, Tristan, Yugi, Yami, Malik, Marik, Isis, and, uh, Seto. Oh, and Téa, Serenity. And Ryou's sister, Nakuru. (A/N: I have no idea about her, except her family, okay?!)
Ryou: And you.
Callie: Right, and me. My yami dun wanna come 'cause she's working on a science experiment…another one.
Ryou: …Hai, and Seto Kaiba is letting us borrow to limos. ^_^ Limos are always fun to ride in! (comes back to the group)
Callie: (does the same)
Mai: Can I drive one of them?
Yugi: I don't know. Can you?
Mai: I'm sixteen! Yes, I can! (rolls eyes)
Yugi: Ask Kaiba, then.
Joey: Dude. He'd say no.
Tristan: Dude. He's supposed be our friend.
Joey: Dude. Are you joshin' me? He is so not.
Tristan: Dude. He's lending us limousines.
Joey: Dude! He has a million of them.
Tristan: Dude! He's sharing!
Joey: Dude!
Tristan: Dude!
Téa: SHUT UP!
Serenity: Besides, what about 'dudettes'?
All except Callie: Uhh…???
Callie: Yeah, I know, right. What are you guys, gender-ist? (A/N: My word! Mine!)
Yami: Uh, gender-ist?
Callie: Yup. Doesn't the other way make you the least bit uncomfortable?
Malik: Oh. (suddenly gets it) OOOOHHH! Okay. ^_^
Marik: Téa…
Téa: (a bit scared) Yeessss…
Marik: Are you going to do another friendship spiel?
Téa: Well. That was random.
Callie: NO! Marik, you evil…thing! I am the Queen of all things Random and Insane!!! How dare you steal my title?!
Ryou, Malik, Isis, Yugi, Yami, and Serenity: (used to it)
All others except the mentioned above: (totally aren't)
Bakura: WTF??! What are you playing at, Princess?! (Callie is the reincarnation of Yugi's sister when Yugi was Pharaoh)
Callie: Did they shake you up? Good. I have to call Kaiba. (proceeds to walk upstairs)
Joey: DON'T GO UP THERE!!!
Callie: Why not?
Yugi: Who knows what he does up there?!
All except Callie and Serenity: Eww! Nasty thoughts, Yugi! NASTY THOUGHTS!!!
Kaiba: (finally comes down) Nani?
Isis: What were you doing up there?
All: (tense)
Kaiba: Calling…a…baby-sitter…What'd you think?!
All: (mumbling) Nothing.
Everyone went out to the cars, which already have their entire luggage. Mai is in the first one, driving, Joey's in the back seat with Téa and Isis. Then behind them is Callie, who's in between Ryou and Bakura, who's next to Malik.
In the other limo, Yami's the driver, Yugi, Tristan, and Serenity are in the next seats behind him. And Nakuru is in between Marik and Seto.
Callie: (takes out the book Angela's Ashes by Frank McCourt) (starts reading silently)
Ryou, Bakura: (read over her shoulders) O.O
Callie: (looks at both of them) What?
Bakura: What's a car?
Callie: We're in one of those, you idiot!
Ryou: (takes book from Callie) Do you get his?
Callie: …No. Not at all.
Ryou: Then don't read it! (throws it out the window, where an innocent bystander finds it)
Innocent Bystander: Oh! (starts reading) O.O
Ryou: (groans when he sees this) Uh, Callie? Maybe you should get permission from Yami or something before you read something like that.
Callie: Uh. Okay. That book scared me anyway.
Mai: (puts on cool drivers' hat) (chews gum) LET'S HIT THE ROAD!!
Joey: YaY! ^_^ Kick-ass!
Mai: (turns and glares)
Joey: (considerably shrinks)
Téa: (doodling on the backseat with PERMANENT MARKER!!! (GASP))
In the other car…
Yami: (sees Mai's hat) I wanna hat like that!
Marik: Anyone seen my Rod?
Yami, Tristan, Seto: (snicker)
Marik: What?
Seto: (sees Téa with marker) TÉA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY CAR?!
Nakuru: (turns to Serenity)(holds up a box of Valentine chocolate) Want some?
Serenity: (cautious) Isn't it a bit old?
Nakuru: No. My brother gave it to me late today.
Serenity: Aww. How sweet. (takes one)
Tristan: (takes one as well)
Marik: If you give me my Rod, I'll give you a hat like Mai's!
Yami: (just snickers louder)
Mai and Yami: (start to drive to the airport…)
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Fey: Well.
Bakura: That was dumb.
Fey: Ya know what, I agree, blood-boy.
Please Review people!!!! (puppy eyes) (can't do it)
Ryou: (puppy eyes) Pweases?!