Disclaimer- I do not own Zoey 101, if I did I would be on the show and I would be going out with Logan and there would be a lot of makeout scenes. I do not own Frosted Flakes, Sprite, or Diet Coke either... I do however own a copy of A Dance of Sisters which is really good by Tracery Porter (who I do not own either) and I a scruffy blue teddy bear whom I call BlueBerry.
" PILLOW FIGHT!" Nicole screamed at the top of her lungs as she threw a pillow at Zoey.
"Owww, that really hurt!" Zoey said, she paused for a few moments then picked up her pillow and threw it at me.
The pillow smacked the back of my head. Unfortunatly for her I was typing up my science essay and was not in the mood to play around so I picked up the white cotton pillow and threw it at her head as hard as I could... and that was pretty damn hard.
"Geezus Zoey! I'm trying to get some work done! My fcking science essay is due in less then one fcking hour and it's really fcking hard to write 500 words on the first 5 elements on the periodic table when you don't give a fck about them!" I exploded.
Zoey looked very guilty, she knew that this essay would be a very touchy subject since the only reason I had to write it was because Logan's girlfriend Serene and I got in a fight during science class.
It wasn't even my fault! That litle btch started it!
She looked at me and goes," Well well Dana, it looks like you've gained some weight. I wouldn't be suprised if Madame Shanni kicks you out of advanced pointe."
Madame Shanni is our ballet teacher, I know, it's so unbelievable, Dana does ballet. Well it's in my blood okay? My mom studied in Russia and almost went professional (she broke her knee and couldn't dance anymore). Well back to the story...
So I'm look at her and go," What did you say?"
And then she looks at me and says, " Oh nothing Dana. BTW, next time you leave your dorm try washing your hair will you?". SHE PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH! AHHHH!
So I just looked at her and replied," Fine Serene, but here's a little advice. Tell your doctor to try that your nose still looks bad even after all of those surgeries and that he might wanna take some of the fat out of your ass cause its starting to look saggy again."
After that she lunged at me and grabbed a fistful of my hair and started pulling on it as hard as she could.
Well I couldn't just let her do that could I? So I grabbed a fistful of her hair and started pulling as well, then she started screaming and I had to do something to shut her up right? So I punched her in the face and she fell to the floor.
No, I didn't kill her! She woke up about ten minutes later. Her fake nose looked even worse after my punch. Looks like her doctor is going to have a little work to do. Anyways that's why I had to do the essay. Now lets get back on track...
"Sorry, maybe you should go to the library." Zoey said," Not because we don't want you here! But you know, cause it'll be quieter there. And then you can do better on your essay... you know..." Zoey trailed off.
"You're right, I'm gonna go to the library. Sorry about the pillow ZoeShmoe, I'm PMS-ing and we all knew that this essay would be a touchy subject." I said. That's right, I, Dana Cruise -a/n I might have spelled that wrong- said sorry. I've changed! I really have! Now I'm only a btch when I have a reason to be!
" Do you guys wanna meet up for lunch?" I asked as I gathered up all my things.
"Sure! What are you in the mood for?" Zoey asked, she knew I wasn't gonna be feeling that swell so she let me pick what we were going to eat.
"OH MY GOSHHH I'm starving lets eat Italian! OOO I love Italian! It reminds me of all those hot Italian guys! I love hot guys! You know what I hate? I hate cold pizza! For some reason I think it tastes nasty! Do you like cold pizza? There are so many people that looooove cold pizza and I just don't understand why! I mean if pizza is meant to eat cold then don't you think they'd serve it cold at Pizza Hut? OMGOSH have you seen the new guy who works at Pizza Hut? He is sooooo hot! I mean not just okay hot I mean SOOOOO SOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOO hot! OMGAWSH!" Nicole said all in one breath. - a/n WELL I TYPED IT ALL IN ONE BREATH! lol-
"Uhh Nicole... I was taking to Dana" Zoey said slowly.
"I'm kinda in the mood for pasta actually, and since I don't have any ballet classes today maybe some shopping?" I said as I held the door open to leave.
" Sounds GGGRRREAT! FROSTED FLAKES!" Nicole and Zoey said together. They started laughing hysterically.
As I walked down the hall toward the stairs I still heard them laughing.
LUNCH AT LITTLE ITALY'S
The three of us sat at our usual table with the same stuff on the table. Zoey's lasagna -a/n did i spell that right?- and Sprite, Nicole's two slices of pizza and Strawberry Soda, my pesto pasta and Diet Coke, and a large plate in the middle of the table with 3 pieces of garlic bread. For about 5 minutes it was silent as we took a couple bites of our food and a few sips of our sodas.
Then I broke the silence,"Shall we?" I said.
"We shall!" Zoey and Nicole said in union.
"I call the sodas!" Nicole said as she reached for Zoey's and my sodas.
Zoey and I dumped our food and Nicole's food onto the large plate as Nicole mixed our sodas by pouring a little bit of each one into each one. -a/n confusing? I didn't know how to word it.-
When we were finished we started to chat happily and ate a bit of everyone's food.
"So what's the gossip?" Zoey asked as she peeled the pepperonis -a/n spelling? lol pepperoni i think htats right...-off of one of the slices of pizza.
"I hear Serene has been making out with Daren whenever Logan has surf practice in the student copy room" -a/n i know i know, got it from mean girls lol- Nicole said as she ate the pepperonis that Zoey just peeled off her pizza.
"Who's the source?" Zoey asked.
" Melina Gebe, you know, from Home Ec? She walked onto -a/n or is it into? hmmm- them yesterday." Nicole said.
" She's a reliable source. OMGOSH it must be true!" Zoey exclaimed.
I felt sick. That btch steals my man and then she can't treat him right! That's right, I like Logan. I love Logan! He's the best thing that's ever happened to me! We don't argue anymore, we're actually really good friends but I can never tell him the truth. Whenever I try to I get all toungue tied like Chase does around Zoey!
"Are you alright?" Zoey asked, she must have seen that I felt sick wuith disgust.
"How about a secret for a secret?" I said feeling a bit better after taking a few sips of my soda.
"Sure!" Nicole replied as Zoey just nodded her head looking concerned.
"Okay," here it goes, I thought," I like Logan!" I burst.
Zoey and Nicole just started smiling.
"What are you guys laughing at? I just told you that I like Logan! I LIKE LOGAN!" I screamed.
Nicole started laughing." We already knew that! We were waiting for you to tell us and make it official!" she said.
" Oh, well ummm. Secret for a secret! Spill!" I said, a bit embarrassed.
" Ikindasortalikechasemathews..." Zoey said in a rush.
"OMGOSH! YOU LIKE HIM! HE'S ONLY MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!" Nicole shouted.
" Well that's obvious, I mean you guys have been crushing on each other since forever!" I said rolling my eyes.
" I know Chase likes me but why doesn't he make a move? I mean can't he tell that I like him?" Zoey said sheepishly.
"He's super shy! He told me!" Nicole said all as-a-matter-of-fact-ly.
"Nicoleeee, it's your turn!" Zoey said in a sing song voice.
"Okay, me and Micheal have kinda been seeing each other..." she said quietly.
" And you didn't tell us?" I shouted.
" Well we wanted to see if it was serious before we made it public." Nicole said.
Zoey squealed," Now we can match up room 101 with room 042 - a/n made up the boy's room number-!"
Just then Serene marched up to me and said," I heard you! I know you like Logan! And if you think that you can have him... well you have something else comming!" Then she left with her annorexic friends and left.
Authors Noteeeee
This is my first fanfic and I think it's okay so far so please review and tell me if I should continue.
Review please?