A Hentai Story About James
Quill Xarxes
James walked through the woods, and suddenly tripped on something, "What is this?"
Suddenly Tai from Digimon came over, "What's what?"
"This!" James said. The object was small and round, and it started to crack.
"You broke it you moron!" Tai said as he smacked James, "This isn't good! What if it was valuable!"
"It doesn't look valuable..." James said, "It's just a little... thingy... maybe it's what's inside!"
The thing cracked, and a little chick came out.
"It's a chick!" Tai said.
"A... a chick?"
"Yeah! It's from the 'Real World.'"
"We're in the real world..."
"Anywhere where monsters run loose is not the 'real world,' James."
"Oh."
Suddenly a big chicken came and attacked Tai.
"AHHHH!" Tai yelled, "It's a hen! Get it offa me!"
"I'll help!" James said as he grabbed the bird and held its feet together, "What is it?"
"It's a hen!"
"What's a hen, Tai?"
"A hentai? That's a pervert."
"No, what's a hen, Tai!"
"I just told you what a hentai is!"
"NO! I'm not talking about a hentai, I'm talking about a HEN, Tai!"
"And I told you what a hentai is! You can't say what a hentai is without saying what a hentai is!"
And so the two anime characters fought all day and night for about a month. They then dropped the subject and started arguing over the correct definition of "cow eye."
"No, Tai, what's a 'cow eye?'"
"It means 'cute.'"
"Not kawaii, you numbskull, a 'cow eye!'"
Quill Xarxes
James walked through the woods, and suddenly tripped on something, "What is this?"
Suddenly Tai from Digimon came over, "What's what?"
"This!" James said. The object was small and round, and it started to crack.
"You broke it you moron!" Tai said as he smacked James, "This isn't good! What if it was valuable!"
"It doesn't look valuable..." James said, "It's just a little... thingy... maybe it's what's inside!"
The thing cracked, and a little chick came out.
"It's a chick!" Tai said.
"A... a chick?"
"Yeah! It's from the 'Real World.'"
"We're in the real world..."
"Anywhere where monsters run loose is not the 'real world,' James."
"Oh."
Suddenly a big chicken came and attacked Tai.
"AHHHH!" Tai yelled, "It's a hen! Get it offa me!"
"I'll help!" James said as he grabbed the bird and held its feet together, "What is it?"
"It's a hen!"
"What's a hen, Tai?"
"A hentai? That's a pervert."
"No, what's a hen, Tai!"
"I just told you what a hentai is!"
"NO! I'm not talking about a hentai, I'm talking about a HEN, Tai!"
"And I told you what a hentai is! You can't say what a hentai is without saying what a hentai is!"
And so the two anime characters fought all day and night for about a month. They then dropped the subject and started arguing over the correct definition of "cow eye."
"No, Tai, what's a 'cow eye?'"
"It means 'cute.'"
"Not kawaii, you numbskull, a 'cow eye!'"