Direct starts.
A dark and dusty house. There's a man with long black hair and a trenchcoat standing in front of a table. On it there's an AK, grenades, and a knife.
"My name is Not Important. What is important is what I'm going to do..."
He picks up the AK and loads a magazine.
"I just *BEEP* hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass."
He picks up extra AK mags and puts them in his trenchcoat.
"My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I've always wanted to die violently."
Then he picks up grenades and the knife.
"This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving."
He makes his way to the door.
"And I will put in the grave as many as I can."
He opens the door.
"It's time for me to k-"
He notices the red flag on his mailbox is up. He quickly conceals his AK under his trenchcoat before anyone sees it.
He opens the mailbox and finds a letter. The envelope is unmarked... except for a large red sticker of the Super Smash Bros. logo keeping it sealed.
"I had something to die for, but now I have something to live for!"'
He pulls out his AK and cocks it.
Title Card
NOT IMPORTANT begins his Smash Crusade!
-Hello, I am Massive Hero Soccer Guy and welcome to this short Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Direct dedicated to our new upcoming DLC character. I believe what makes Super Smash Bros. different from other video games is that it made the impossible possible. A life dream of mine was having Link from The Legend of Zelda and Cloud from Final Fantasy VII together in the same game, and that dream was made possible thanks to Super Smash Bros. It is the biggest crossover in entertainment history. Characters from dozens of franchises duking it out. Earlier we surprised you with Piranha Plant, as well as Joker from Persona 5. But now we have decided to take it even further to surprise everyone with the impossible. I took a plane to Poland and visited the indie game studio Destructive Creations after they announced their hit game, Hatred, would be coming to Nintendo Switch. Before I even said a word, they already knew what I was about to offer them. That's right: Not Important is coming to Smash!
Next a gameplay reel of Not Important is played. Soccer Guy talks about his moves.
-Not Important's Final Smash works similarly to Ryu's and Ken's. If he is near an opponent he will unleash SLICE & DICE. He pulls out his knife and, you guessed it, he slices them up. If the victim has over 100% damage, they'll lose their stock. If the opponent is out of reach, he will unleash DEADLY SPRAY. He pulls out his AK assault rifle and empties a whole magazine on the opponent. Like SLICE & DICE, the victim loses the stock if they have over 100% damage.
Next they show his stage, a lazy black and white retexture of Onett. The music is just the soundtrack from Hatred.
-Now, I know people may be confused about Not Important's addition to Super Smash Bros. His game is "controversial" to say the least, and he had literally zero history with Nintendo until Hatred was announced for Nintendo Switch. But none of this should matter and hinder anyone's chance at joining Smash. Corrin's game, Fire Emblem Fates, was not even out in the West when he joined Smash, and today he is a beloved character. I believe Not Important's addition to Smash will be a positive addition to the already diverse cast of characters. There should be something for everyone in Super Smash Bros. So please, give him a chance to redeem himself for the atrocities he committed in his game and give him a chance to be in Smash.
To end the Direct he talks about the upcoming wave of Mii Fighter costumes. Notably, a Waluigi costume will be available and the Geno costume is coming back.