Yo guys! It's me, Shizu here and I'm here with a new story! Since I abso-effing-lutely love Senri Shiki, I made a fanfic about him! Also, those who watch Fairy Tail could you please check out my story 'What Am I Doing Here?' Also, I don't own anything except my character and half of the plot.
I seriously hate my life. No, fucking seriously.
I really want to suicide, but, I can't die.
You wanna fuckin' know why I hate my life? No? I'll still tell you, since I'm super pissed.
I have been given my soulmate.
What is so bad about that?
You answer. You know why.
Wait…you wouldn't know.
Okay, the thing that is so bad is that my soulmate is motherfucking Senri Shiki.
Yes, that Senri Shiki. The model Senri Shiki. The vampire Senri Shiki who goes to Cross Academy and has effin' loads of fangirls.
Now you know the reason.
Wait, do I hear another question? Yeah.
Why have I been given my soulmate?
In order to 'redeem' myself.
Je déteste à ma putain de sœur aînée de penser et de raconter ça à mes parents!
You didn't understand that, probably. That was in French, just saying. Let me repeat that in English.
I hate my fucking sister for thinking and telling that to my parents!
What the hell sister? I don't need a soulmate!
Wait…that wasn't actually true, ya know.
I really have a crush on Senri Shiki.
I know, I know, I'm a hypocrite for saying I don't want my soulmate.
Actually, Senri Shiki is so hot and is so perfect and is so cute and is so lazy and has so perfect hair and-and-and-…
I probably shouldn't continue, since you basically got the idea of how much I fucking love Senri Shiki.
Anyways, so my parents have arranged for my admission at Cross Academy and Headmaster Cross knows about my species and why I've come here. Cross-San is very kind. I hope I get along with Senri-kun.