Disclaimer: Haha, yes I'm fabulously rich because I own this stuff, yet here I am living with my parents? ;-) Don't own it.
Warning: Absolutely stupid, pointless, but funny fluff. You're warned.
The Memory Book of the Marauders
OK. Apparently, I'm the only sane one. So I got elected to do the melodramatic intro.
This is the Memory Book of the Marauders. We decided to keep this journal-thingy so we could always remember what idiots we were back in school. We're starting off right now, in fifth-year. As it's the first week of school, we have three years of hell (I mean fun, of course) to go through. I'm Remus, by the way. And you're crazy for reading this far.
Not really sure what else to say…Oh, yeah. I'm supposed to swear you to secrecy. You're about to read the innermost secrets of the Marauders. I mean, this is important stuff. Like how we discovered that Peter still wets the bed, and that when Sirius sleeps you can do pretty much anything with him. Seriously (no pun intended, so be quiet), he sleeps like a rock. Heck, if he didn't walk and talk, he could be a rock. That's about his intelligence level.
Oh. Sorry. Supposed to be swearing you into the Marauding Circle. So, repeat after me…
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good,
and I will uphold the traditions and laws
set down by those that are way better than me.
I will never repeat the hallowed secrets I learn here,
And I will never, ever, ever follow the rules.
Laughing is strictly forbidden,
Unless you're laughing either at Peter or laughing with us,
And not at us.
You will also never, ever think Snivellus is a gorgeous beasty.
He's just a beasty.
Mischief Managed,
Remember the Marauder's Code,
And keep this classified information in the Circle."
OK. You're all sworn in, so now Sirius will get off my back and James will stop running around screaming, "It's my turn to talk!".
Moving on…I would also like to add that these are caffeine and absence of medicine induced events and I never encouraged them. I'm the good kid! (Shut up, Sirius, and put down the pillow.)
I just have to warn you…Any feelings of complete hatred to Snape and disgust for Pettigrew is completely normal. These side effects will never, ever go away. And you will always secretly think that I am way more wicked than James and Sirius.
Yours in mischief,
Remus
I know it's short, but it was kinda hard to really stretch out this part. Review, and maybe, just maybe, more will magically appear…To excite you & motivate you to review, James' entry is next! ;-)