A Toontown Update Poem
Bouncyville, Toontown Central
Strong cog invasion heaven
I fought cogs here and there
Levels four to seven
My gags got stronger cog by cog
Met a friend or two to help
Then at 11:30, something happened
Something that almost made me yelp
"ADMIN: Toontown will be updating,
30 minutes left."
That message scared the freak out of me
It felt like courage theft
But I kept fighting, cog by cog
Stronger, like I said
The cog lights were all kinds of colors
Yellow, orange, red
20 minutes left, it said
I told my friends about it
Of course, they said, they saw it too
I made sure I wasn't doubted
Soon later, 15 ran the clock
I pondered what to do
I haven't been to a party in months
Maybe I'll see to that, too
A few more cogs, then a gag recharge
Back to the playground I went
10 minutes left, it said
Then I changed what it meant
At 9 more minutes, I went to a party
One that had 22 minutes
Well, I wondered what would happen
Would Toontown act raw like spinach?
I came in, and ran to the clock
A cute pink duck was counting down
".mine minutes left!" She stated
I joined. ".ate minutes now!"
A mini blue dog came by the name of Joe
We mingled, like strong toons do
Soon, he befriended me
Of course I said yes, too
The three of us counted down, at least
That was all I payed attention to
"Sven minutes left!" Went by
"Fix!" "Hive!" "Moo!"
At four minutes, I started singing
A song by Timberlake and Madonna
I stopped my singing. "Three," said ADMIN
And thought of a joke I had to hallah
At two minutes, I said my line
"JOE! THERE'S SOMETHING IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU!"
I didn't let him say more
I continued, "I LOVE YOU!"
"WHAT!" He questioned not knowing what happened
"I CAN'T DIE WITHOUT LETTING YOU KNOW!"
Of course, soon he knew I was joking
Now we're tight, me and Joe.
"One minute left," it said!
This is the end, I bubbled and thought
I braced myself for sudden impact
Nothing… then it caught
"Toontown will be updating soon.
Please log off now."
Well HELL no, I'm not logging off!
Now without a fight, somehow.
We stayed there and mingled, a little more
I opened my book to districts
I kept my eye on Nutty River,
Wondering if it would be suddenly quiet, quick.
But of course, it was still full, no question
I continued talking, eyes glued to the red button
A few minutes later, it turned green!
The first time I EVER saw somthin'
"OMG," I told my peeps
"NUTTY RIVER NOW!"
I clicked it, and saw them follow along
Into a nutty town
First stop, Donald's Dreamland – Oh
Did I mention I told them before?
I said, "If we get to river we should
Go to these places for
"For Donald's Dreamland may not be busy
And Chip and Dales may have it
All the toons or most in the district
I saw a video about it"
So after we saw about half the people
In the dreaming place,
I said, "Let's go and see CD!"
It became a race
Because the place was packed, I gloated,
"I was right! I was right!"
Toons of all animals, EVERYWHERE!
And it was ten past midnight!
We stayed in the Construction area
For about a half an hour
Most people thought updating was over
Not, me, but I didn't cower
I befriended two more girls,
A YouTube kitty, and the duck from before
The cat saw my videos online
And the duck, like me, sang more
We played in the playground for a while
Like an hour, or more!
Soon we wanted more people to be there
So Princess Sourtwist (the duck) and I explored
First back to DDL
We told them beans were thrown
Then we went to TTC
Not a lot of toons, though
After that, Donald's Dock
Toonless, no doubt
Daisy Gardens was next on the list
Same, not one about
After that, the place we teleported to
Was Minnie's Melodyland
After I told Princess to split up,
And I'm afraid to say, The End
"Blah blah blah, internet disconnected"
But this time, it wasn't kidding
It happened to me earlier that night
But I came back'a'swimming
But now, after I logged on right,
It said, "Connecting," for a while
Then it said "Cannot connect to
G dot something… something… file"
"Oh well", I said, "it was fun while it lasted"
The time was late, at least 2:32
I went to bed satisfied
And thought of a poem, too.
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