Another Awkward Moment for Jigsaw
Somewhere in downtown Chicago, a hobo stumbles through a doorway in a grungy alleyway. He enters a room (Jigsaw's laboratory) with TV screens lined up on a wall. His eyes catch a TV screen with a puppet talking to a camcorder on the screen.
Billy the Puppet: Hello Adam, I would like to play a game.
Adam is too petrified with fear to speak.
The Hobo: Hahahaha this guy is screwed!
Billy the Puppet: On the table next to you there is-
Somebody: Hey Jigsaw! Your fly is open!
Jigsaw (controlling the puppet): What the-!
Billy the Puppet: I'll be right back Adam.
-zip-
Jigsaw walks out of the room with the camcorder and into a bathroom where a laughing man is chained to a pipe. The hobo sees this on one of the other TVs.
Jigsaw: Why do you have to do that in front of other people! It's so embarrassing! Now please shut up until I am done with Adam!
Jigsaw walks back into the camcorder room.
Jigsaw: Sorry bout that Adam, now-
Person in the bathroom: Jigsaw! I got your car keys! Hehehehe
-flushes them down a toilet-
Jigsaw: NOOOO!!!
The person in the bathroom chuckles to himself.
Meanwhile the hobo in the room seeing all of this unfold is merely wondering what channel he is watching.
Jigsaw sighs.
Jigsaw: Don't you just hate pickpockets Adam? Always taking your stuff when you're least expecting it…
Jigsaw walks back into the bathroom
Jigsaw: All right wise guy! I'm serious now. I'm gonna screw you up reaaaaaaaallllllllllly bad if you keep messing with me!
Person Chained to the Pipe: Yeah yeah sure sure whatever…
Jigsaw: Good
Jigsaw walks back into the camcorder room.
Jigsaw: Sorry about all of this Adam, now look at-
Person Chained to the Pipe: Jigsaw! I got your wallet! Hehehehe
Jigsaw: WHY YOU LITTLE-
The hobo drifts off to sleep and accidentally hits a flashing red button with his foot.
A siren starts blaring in the room Jigsaw is in
Jigsaw: Oh dear…
The entrance to the room Jigsaw is in is blocked by an iron grating that comes down from the ceiling.
Jigsaw: Crud…
An opening in one of the walls suddenly starts sending water into the room extremely fast.
Jigsaw: Who's in the control room!?!?
Hobo: ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzz...