Greetings fellow Fruit's Basket fans Darion, Sam, and Alex here with a story based off of a lunchtime conversation.
This is rated M for Mature due to swearing, Ayame and Shigure's existence and other content. There is a possibility that there will be Yaoi (boyXboy love).
We own nothing in this story, Fruits Basket belongs to whoever created it (We would appreciate it if someone, anyone, would be willing to tell us the name).
Anyways, on with the story.
Capture The Flag w/ The Mabudachi Trio
The Mabudachi Trio, better known as Hatori, Ayame, and Shigure Sohma, were sitting around Shigure's table one night. They were eating chocolate chip cookies and drinking milk while reminiscing about their High school days.
"So what are we going to do now," Hatori asked.
"Oh we can play capture the flag," Ayame unnecessarily shouted.
"But Aya," Shigure pouted," we don't have anything to use for a flag."
While the inu and hebi were talking, Hatori was simply sitting back and drinking his milk.
"I know," the snake said, "we can use these!"
With that Ayame pulled out several handfuls of condoms.
"I'm not even going to ask where you got those." Hatori said, sipping his milk calmly.
"But why?" Ayame asked sweetly.
"Because I probably already know." Hatori said sighing, while side glancing at Shigure.
"You know me so well Tori!" Ayame gushed.
"But it's getting late Aya, how are we supposed to see the flags!?" Shigure asked.
"Don't worry Gure, they're glow in the dark!" Ayame replied.
Hatori's eye's widened as he sprayed milk all across the table and successfully soaking Ayame and Shigure in the cow juice. The now dripping wet snake and dog burst out laughing while the dragon went into a coughing fit, milk dribbling down his chin.
After recovering from his coughing fit Hatori said," Again... I don't want to know where you got those."
As Hari was saying this Ayame and Shigure were laying on the floor, laughing their asses off until they were nearly in tears.
Hatori simply sighed.
In Yuki's room...
Yuki and Kyo were sitting on the bed, attempting to get their homework done. This attempt was failing miserably. This was due to the fact that they could clearly hear the irritating laughter and disturbing conversation of the Mabudachi Trio. It was enough that they had to work together but now this. The rat and cat were trying to refrain themselves from going downstairs and killing or at least maiming the snake and dog.
"Just when I thought he couldn't get any worse," Yuki whispered.
Kyo heard this and simply replied, "It's your brother."
"I was talking about Shigure you stupid cat," Yuki said with venom lacing every word.
The now furious Kyo growled and yelled, "Shut up you damned rat."
Kyo stood up glaring daggers at the rat and jumped to tackle him. Yuki calmly stepped to the side, causing Kyo to fly out the open window that had gone unnoticed by the carrot colored cat.
Downstairs...
Hatori sat there mortified as Ayame was discussing with Shigure on what the uniforms for each team should look like.
"I think Team 2 should have ruffles and lace and white fluffy ducks," Ayame said, quietly singing to himself.
Now even Shigure was looking at him oddly.
"Ok on the ruffles and lace, but no ducks, they feast on human flesh," Shigure said with a shudder.
"If they're going to force me to play, I better be on team 2," Hatori thought to himself, shaking his head.
"So what will be the team colors," Hatori asked quietly, trying to be involved a little with his cousins.
"I'm glad you asked Tori, were still debating on whether Team 1 should be neon pink with lime green stripes or lime green with neon pink stripes," Ayame said, grinning from ear to ear.
Hatori swallowed nervously.
"And what about team 2," Hatori asked cautiously.
"We're thinking black and orange," Shigure answered.
"Hmm... maby those two blithering idiots will just let me ref," Hatori thought.
Just then they heard a knock at the door. Shigure stood up to answer the door, but the door swung open to reveal a very angry Kyo leaning slightly on a very amused Hatsuharu. Kyo ran up the stairs muttering something about the 'damned rat'.
The three men just looked at the young cow who said, "I was walking over here when I saw Kyo fall out of Yuki's window and landing on a tree. The tree wouldn't have been a problem except he lost his footing and ended up landing on a branch with his crotch."
At hearing Hatsuharu's explanation, Ayame and Shigure went into another giggling fit. Their giggling stopped when loud cursing could be heard upstairs from the young neko's mouth, only to abruptly stop. Figuring that Yuki had knocked the hot headed cat unconscious, the four men went back to conversing.
"So what were you guy's just doing," the young cow said, fully taking in the sight of the snake and dog's faces and hair covered in a drying white substance.
Haru also noted that there were well over ten open condoms strewn across the floor.
"You know, the usual," Ayame said smirking, waving a condom in front of Hatsuharu.
The cow grabbed the condom and tried to suffocate the snake with it, but he failed miserably.
"Now, now Haru, he's only joking. Were actually planning a game of capture the flag," Shigure said while fanning himself with a fan he got from some odd region of his yukata.
"That doesn't explain what the... ugh... condom's are for," Hatsuharu said blushing ( he's such a shy high school boy :3).
"We're going to be using them as flags," Ayame said, hiding behind Hatori in fear that he'll get strangled again.
This irritates Hatori because Ayame was giving him a neck massage so Hatori took his empty cup and slammed it down on the snake's head. Ayame yelped as he fell to the floor and Shigure rushed over and sat on him.
"Great, now they're even closer to me," Hatori thought, irritated to the extreme.
"Umm... ok but first I need you to explain the rules to me before we play." Hatsuharu said, still staring at the rather brightly colored condoms.
Shigure giggled, walked out of the room, and returned with a rather large white board. Whipping out several dry erase markers with mismatched caps, Shigure put the marker to the board and drew a stick with what may have been a condom on it.
Then he stated, "First we put the glow in the dark condoms outside, cuz' they need to absorb the sun ray's before they can glow. Then, tonight we take them off the sticks and play like any normal capture the flag game would be played, and don't forget that no matter where you hide it 50% of it has to be showing."
Then the dog winked at the snake.
"No!" Hatori interrupted their silent signals.
"What?" Aya whined.
"I already know what both of you are thinking and I say no way in hell will 'that' be allowed." the dragon finished, giving a stern look to all the players.
Shigure and Ayame's eye's began to water and they gave Hatori the puppy dog look before hiding behind the white board, giggling madly. Hatsuharu and Hatori were starting to wonder if the inu and hebi were sniffing the marker's when no one was around (It certainly would explain quite a bit). Then all of a sudden the snake and dog attacked Hatori and tried to put a condom on top of his head, which resulted in Hatori having a weird ponytail like thing on top of his head and his face was getting pulled upwards.
"Ok, I'm SO going to kill you," Hatori said, spinning around.
"Eek! Stop him Haru!" the two men screamed.
But the cow just sat down and helped himself to some milk and cookies as he watched two adult men in some form of girly outfits getting chased around the room by another grown man with a condom on his head and in a doctors uniform.
"Now I remember why I don't visit more often," Hatsuharu mumbled to himself.
After a few minutes of running around, Hatori got tired and sat down.
"Just go put the damn flags outside," Hatori said.
The dragon was now majorly pissed as he threw the condom that had resided on his head at dog, which landed in his mouth, for he was laughing.
"Mmmm... Your shampoo smells AND tastes good Tori," Shigure said laughing, pulling the condom out of his mouth.
Hatori simply walked out of the house shaking his head while Hatsuharu followed with a cookie hanging out of his mouth. Ayame and Shigure grabbed several packets of condoms and, holding hands, skipped like school girls after the other two men while singing the 'Caprihina' song.
Thats it for chapter one of this oh so wonderful story. Up next will be a possible Yaoi between Yuki and Kyo. You no like then you no read!
If you don't know what the 'Caprihina' song is I recommend watching it on !