Mello had a little Near, little Near, little Near, Mello had a little Near whose hair was white as sheep.
Everywhere that Mello went, Mello went, Mello went, everywhere that Mello went that Near was sure to go.
He followed him to Matt one day, Matt one day, Matt one day which was against the rules.
He watched Mello and Matt be gay, Matt be gay, Matt be gay, he watched Mello and Matt be gay, which was really kind of weird.
The Roger came and disco danced, disco danced, disco danced, then Roger came and disco danced which went really far.
L and Light came in and danced, in and danced in and danced, L and Light came in and danced and Misa is a whore.
Mikami came and raised the roof, raised the roof, raised the roof, Mikami came and raised the roof and Takada got a grill.
Takada's grill was bright and pink, bright and pink, bright and pink, Takada's grill was bright and pink and Misa is a pig.
Near was very traumatized, traumatized, traumatized, Near was very traumatized and creepily turned on.
Matt and Mello shoved him off, shoved him off, shoved him off, Matt and Mello shoved him so he went to join Light.
"And that's our song," Mello informed Roger. "I hope you like it." And the blond and his gamer fled the room.