Family Guy Fan Script #1 By:Austin Vargas _
Veiwer Discretion is edvised.
(Theme Song)
(At the Griffin house on Spooner st. The Griffens are sitting down enjoying T.V.)
T.V. Announcer:" Have you ever wanted to meet someone with anger issues? Well now you can, you can meet this man Robert Went and take care of him for a week, and get the prize of no not $20, no not $40, but $15, so call 1-800-555-4344, i repeat 1-800-555-4344, call Today!"
Peter:" Hmm? $15... I'll do it"
Brian:" I Don't know, Peter, You've never been good around people with anger issues, like that time you met Bruce Banner"
(Flashback)
Peter:" Hey Bruce Banner! Heeehh! your a nerd"
Bruce:" Don't call me that"
Peter:" Nerd Banner Heeehh!"
Bruce:" I said( voice deepens and eyes turn green) STOP!"
Peter:" AH!"
(He starts to run away)
Hulk:" Hulk crush Puny man!"
(Peter still screaming and running away trips and falls, he holds his knee in pain)
Peter:" Ah sss! Ah sss! Ah sss! Ah sss!Ah!
(End Flashback)
(Peter Walks in with the Anger Management guy named Robert Went)
Peter:" Hey Lois! Meet Robert! (Whispering) He Has Herpies"
Robert:" No its Anger issues!"
Peter:" Herpies, Anger issues same thing"
Lois:" well its very nice to meet you, Robert, Peter where is he gonna stay for a week?"
Peter:" he could sleep at the end of the bed by our feet"
Lois:" But Brian Sleeps there"
Peter:" he could sleep outside and we can tie him to a chain"
Lois:" Peter, thats what you do to dogs during the day!He can stay in Stewie's Room"
Peter:" ok, Come on Crazy Herpie Man"
Robert:" Anger issues!"
(they get to Stewies room)
Peter:" Hey Stewie! Robert will be staying in your room"
Stewie:" Say what fat man!"
Peter:" Alright you stay here Robert I'll go get your stuff out of the car"
(he walks away)
Stewie:" I Hate you Robert! you can Burn in Hell!"
Robert:" Well Screw You Then!"
(he picks up a lamp and chunks it at the ground and it shatters)
(Peter Walks back in with Robert's bags)
Peter:" Here ya go, I'm heading out to the drunken Clam with the guys wanna go Robert?"
Robert:" I Guess"
Peters:" ok. Just don't tell the guys you have Herpies"
Robert:" Anger Issues!"
Peter:" is that what they call it these days"
(at the drunken Clam)
Quagmire:" Peter, I heard somewhere that your not supposed to give people with Anger Issues Beer"
Peter:" well how does Beer effect Herpies"
Joe:" Peter, anger issues is when someone gets angry easy"
Peter:" Oh..."
Cleaveland:" yea i think i heard what Qaugmire said, somewhere too, they said that when they drink they get even more angry"
Peter:" I think he'll be fine"
Quagmire:" so who would you rather do, Michael Jackson's ghost or or Barack Obama?"
Peter:" I Guess Michael Jackson's Ghost because you don't acctually feel him, because hes a ghost"
Joe:" yea I'm with Peter"
Cleaveland:" yea Michael Jackson's Ghost"
Quagmire:" yea I agree"
Peter:" Hey, How about you Robert?...Robert?"
(they all look to there side and see him with a table in his arms)
Robert:" AH!"
(he throws the table across the room)
Peter:" Hey Robert what the Hell?"
(Robert Runs out)
Peter:" this is worse than the time I thought i had AIDS"
(Flashback)
Docter:" Peter,you have a cold"
Peter:" I have AIDS!"
Doctor:" no you have..."
Peter:" I have AIDS!"
Doctor:" No Peter you have a co..."
Peter:" I have AIDS!"
Doctor:" NO YOU HAVE A COLD!"
Peter:" I have cold AIDS?"
Doctor:" no just the common cold"
Peter:" oh, so my AIDS are common"
Doctor:" no you don't have AIDS"
Peter:" Really?"
Doctor:" yes"
Peter:" oh thank God!"
(End Flashback)
(Robert is running outside when Stewie Appears behind him with a net gun)
Stewie:" Gotcha"
(he says as he shoots the gun and the net covers him)
Robert:" Ah!"
Stewie:" HA! can't get out, can you?"
(Back in the Drunken Clam)
Joe:" I'll call in a search party"
Cleaveland:" I don't think thats needed Joe, he's in that net over there"
Peter:" Hey Look its Stewie, wonder how he got here"
(Peter Runs Outside and as Stewie was about to shoot Robert with a laser gun when Peter picked him up and the gun falls out of his hand)
Stewie:" DAMN! Put me down Fat man!"
(A Truck pulls up and people run out grab Robert and put him in a strey jacket and then in the back of the truck)
Stewie:" I said put me down dammit!"
Peter:" alright Stewie lets go home"
(later at the Griffen's house)
Peter:" Hey they didn't give me fifteen bucks"
Brian:" Peter you only took care of Robert for 3 hours, not a week"
Lois:" I'm just glad your ok Peter"
Chris:" YAY! Dads ok!"
Meg:" yeah dad you could have been killed if that table he through had hit you"
Peter:" Shut up! Meg!"
End Credits.