A/N: I am not dead! A lot has been happening. I got a new dog, I had a crappy vacation, my brother was not taken care of when my sister stayed home with him. It's just been a lot. But I am back with a Loud House story! Featuring Loni, and his journey as people wonder why he isn't that intelligent. With that said, on with the Story!

A little blonde boy is seen riding on a school bus with another blonde boy. Presumably his older brother. The first one is staring out the window with an expression of sadness and confusion. The boy is wearing a teal long sleeve shirt with a white collar. He is also wearing wearing blue jeans, green polka dot socks, and Brown loafers.

The boy next to him has a blue tank top, Brown shorts and blue and white shoes. The boy looks over to the sad one and starts talking to him.

"Hey Loni. Is something bothering you?" He asked with concern. "Yes, Loki. I got the results of my spelling test back." Loni explained. "Oh! How did you do?" Loki asked. "I got a D. And someone wrote on my test saying I was 'ruh-tarded?' What does that mean, bro?" He told his brother. "Hmm. I'm not sure about the ruh-tarded thing. But a D is good in my book." Loni reassured him. "Thanks, bro." Loni thanked him.

The brothers got off at their stop. Their parents greeted them along with their younger brothers: Luke, Lane, and Lynn Jr. They were also greeted by their baby sister Linka. "Loki, Loni! Welcome back!" Their dad greeted. "Hey!" Loki greeted back. Loni was still sad. Lane took notice of this. "Why are you so sad, Loni?" He asked. Loni pulled out his spelling test and showed everybody. They all gasped. They all saw what was written in his test. A bunch of x's signifying wrong answers and a note. The note said: "Loni, we're you dropped on your head? That is the only reason I could think of as to why you are such a retarded monkey. D! - Mr. Clarence.

Loni's parents were shocked! They handed Linka to Lynn Jr and they took Loni's hand. "Kids, we are taking Loni to the principal's office to make sure his teacher gets into trouble. Look after Linka and if any of you need anything, let Mrs. Grouse know!" The boys all nodded as Loni and his parents drive off to give the school a piece of their mind. Loki watched as his parents and Loni left. He hopes that everything gets cleared up.

"C'mon. Let's go inside and watch t.v. Maybe literally everything will work out." Loki said. "Ok, Loki!" The others said happily as they ran inside.

Alright! And of chapter uno! Sorry if it is short, but I am really proud of this! The reason I chose Loni over Leno was because there aren't that many gender bent loud house stories on the site. I hope you guys like it! Leave a review, follow this story!

Another thing, I made Loki and Loni in First grade. So, here are their ages.

Loki - around 7

Loni - 6

Luke - 5

Lane - 4

Lynn Jr - 3

Linka - 1

See you guys in the next chapter! Bye!