CHapTER ONE: XXX Virus
Racoon city, 1998. The city was in peril, the XXX virus had broken out and was turning people into raging homosexuals, Jill Valentine jumped from her apartment as it exploded. "Fuck I left my vibrator" she muttered as the fags inside burned alive. "Oooooh that feeeeels goooood" some queer screeched as his nuts burned. Jill picked up her pistol from the ground and ran down the alleyway and into a warehouse up ahead. Dario looked at the weirdo boobtube woman "Ew" he said. Jill assumed he was a homo and aimed her pistol at his nuts "god hates you" she said and blew his sack off. Dario screamed and grabbed his cock "I'm not gay you shitbird, I just finished fucking my daughter while the gays had a bukkake party on her" he bled out and died. Jill didn't feel bad, and ran up the stair and into the office. She opened the lid to the magic box, and a ginger popped out "Heya, best friend!" Claire redfield, the biggest dumb dumb in the universe said. Jill looked shooketh. What was that thing in front of her, was it gay? Or was it just extremely disabled. Jill grabbed her gun ready to fire. Claire climbed out and pulled off her booty shorts, revealing her 50inch ding dong and 30inch wide booty. Jill pointed her gun at Claire "stay right there you stupid homo!" She screamed. Claire's eyes went wide like she just snorted 50 lines of cocaine (she probably did Idk use ur imagine nation). She grabbed Jill's gun and swallowed it whole. "Mmmmmmmmmm" she rubbed her tummy. "I just love the taste of bullets" claire blushed and Jill was shook again. "You ate my gun you got damn monster!" Jill screamed before being smacked upside the head by Claire's peen-peen. Jill fell to the ground and yelled "oof", Her condition went from fine to Sexy. The XXX virus began to spread throughout Jill, starting in her uterus, and spreading to her clit. She could feel herself become more gay and gay as Claire rubbed her massive weiner against Jill's face. " I hope you Like that you slut..." Claire moaned, pre leaking out the tip and getting on Jill's, polygonal hair. Jill stood up and licked her lips, her nipples poking through the boobtube. Claire grinned and touched both of them. Jill moaned, her vagina getting hard. (is that what they do I dunno I'm a Virgina :c :c :c) Claire took her knife and cut the fabric around Jill's jiggly boob thingies. Once her tits were visible, claire took her cocky-wocky and began to slide it up and down, and all around Jill's massive coconuts. "I'm gonna tit fuck you so much that when I'm done with you you'll turn into Steve Burnside" Claire moaned, grabbing Jill's pussy. "MR. PRESIDENT" Jill gasped, her cheeks turning red. "No...no I'm not a faggoT, I can't have sex with yoU, it goes against god!" Claire put her fingers to Jill's mouth "Shhhh, little birdy, it's not gay if it's a three-way..." claire grinned and reached inside of her booty, pulling out some weirdo named Barry. "Whoah, this office is dangerous!" He said pulling out his magnum...condom for his monster dong. "DONT WORrry f Ihave THIS!" he said pulling the latex over his thingy. Jill blushed as Barry slipped around and put his "Python" against Jill's butty "Guess I'm the master of unlocking now" he said before shoving his magnum dong inside of Jill's poopy butt.(she forgot to wipe)"OH BARRY" Jill moaned. Claire liked the sound of that and shoved her dong up Jill's mangina, it went so far up it came out her nose! Jill could do nothing as Claire and Barry gang banged her. "I guess you're now a Jill sandwhich" barry moaned as the two kept having sexy time with her. The office door opened as a couple of fucking gay retards started walking in. "Why isn't there any decent men around" one of the homo's whined. Claire grunted and twisted around, shooting massive and big cums from Jill's nose at the gay people. They screeched out "No NOT GIRL CUMMI" they said turning around to avoid the massive stickities headed their way. END OF CHAPTER 1