Veiwer Discretion is edvised.
(Theme Song)
(The Griffins watching the news)
Tom:" In other news, Vaseline is now illegal, because scientist state that men who use it for thier personal Fantasies eventually get penis cancer."
Diane:" Now Ollie with the weather"
Ollie:" It's Hot Outside!"
Diane:" thanks Ollie"
(then Chris runs in the house, his face is scarred and bleeding)
Lois:" Chris what happened? and what took you so long to get home?"
Chris:" These boys at school beat me up"
Lois:" Oh my poor Baby"
Peter:" I'll take em out for ya!"
Brian:" Peter, you've never stood up to a bully in your life"
Peter:" Sure I Have, like when I went back in time"
(FlashBack: Imitating Back To The Future)
Peter:" oh yeah, all you gotta do is go over there and ask her."
George:" What, right here right now in the cafeteria? What if she said no? I don't know if I could take that kind of , I think she'd rather go with somebody else."
Peter:" Who?"
George:" Biff."
Biff:" C'mon, c'mon."
Loraine:" Leave me alone."
Biff:" You want it, you know you want it, and you know you want me to give it to you."
Loraine:" Shut your filthy mouth, I'm not that kind of girl."
Biff:" Well maybe you are and you just don't know it yet."
Loraine:" Get your meat hooks off of me."
Peter:" You heard her she said get your meat hooks, off"
Biff:" So what's it to you, you're new here,I'm gonna cut you a break, why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here."
(End FlashBack)
(later that night in Peter and Lois' room)
Peter:" I'm gonna do you harder than ever you sexy lady"
Lois:" Peter, I'm not in the Mood"
Peter:" what if I sing to you first like Anakin does to Padme"
(cut to Padme in her room when Anakin appears dancing and singing)
Anakin:" I want to have intercourse with you,uh! OO! Yea! intercourse with you"
(Obi-Wan's Head pops in)
Obi-Wan:" Relations!"
Anakin:" intercourse with you-hoo-hoo-hoo"
(back to Peter and Lois)
Lois:" no, I'm worried about chris, what are we gonna do about him getting hurt by bullies"
Peter:" ah he'll be fine"
Lois:" Peter, I'm still worried"
Peter:" Ok, how about this Lois, I'll follow him around tomorrow, and see what I can do"
Lois:" Ok Peter"
Peter:" N-Now can I do ya"
(The next day, at Chris's school, Peter is hiding behind a trash can, watching Chris at his locker)
Sam:" Hey Chris"
Chris:" oh hey Sam, have you seen Terance yet?"
Sam:" no, Chris are you just gonna let him pick on you"
Chris:" I can't stand up to him he's twice my size"
Terance:" who?"
Chris:" uh? no one Terance"
Terance:" are you ready for your Ass woopin of the day?"
Peter:" Oh No!"
(the Kool-Aid man bust through the wall)
Kool-Aid Man:" OH YEAH!"
(he then steps back slowly and leaves)
(Terance picks up Chris By the shirt)
Terance:" give me your lunch money Fat Ass"
Chris:" I don't have any, I Brought my lunch today"
Terance:" whats in the lunch box?"
Chris:" a Sandwhich, some chips, and a soda"
Terance:" that'll do for now"
(Terance drops Chris and walks off)
(later at the Drunken Clam)
Peter:" I don't know what I should do guys, the guy is twice the size of Chris"
Joe:" Lighten up Peter, drink some beer"
Cleaveland:" yea you'll figure it out soon Peter"
Peter:" you Guys are right"
(the next day at Chris's school)
(Peter sees Terance picking on Chris, he stands up and walks up to Terance)
Peter:" Hey Leave My son alone, get your own damn lunch money"
Chris:" Dad?"
Terance:" go away fat man"
Peter:" hey i believe the correct term is Retarded"
Terance:" what?"
Peter:" take this"
(Peter punches Terance in the balls, he falls to the ground in pain)
Peter:" good that worked, i was afraid he had taken steroids and lost the feeling in his crouch"
Chris:" Nice goin dad"
Peter:" for what?"
Chris:" for beating up Terance"
Peter:" Who?"
Chris:" the bully"
Peter:" ok whatever crazy person, lets go home"
(later at the Griffen House)
Lois:" you did a good thing today, Peter"
Peter:" N-Now can I..."
Lois:" yes Peter you can do me, lets get up stairs"
End Credits