A/N: I just found out we're going to see a Broadway show come this Halloween. And that inspired this. Yes, I realize I need to lay off the crack and Heroes. And probably the mad amounts of hostess snacks, but that is beside the point. The point is that I, hopefully, will get cheap laughs from this. And reviews. They make me ever-so happy.
Disclaimer: I do not own Heroes or any Broadway shows. If I did...eh, I wouldn't be here, would I?
Season: Crackfics do not need seasons.
Spoilers: Crackfics rarely involve spoilers.
Warnings: Ever-so-slight bit of suggesting that maybe there is a slash relationship. Maybe not.
"Peter, no."
"Come on, it's just for a few brief hours. And then it's done."
"Peter, I said no!"
"Oh, please?"
"No."
"I'll get you some pineapple?"
"...That won't work."
"Pineapple and ice cream."
"Peter..."
"Pineapple, ice cream and I'll let you do it."
"It?"
"Yup."
"...Er...No! No, Peter, I won't let you win."
"Come on, I promise you'll like it!"
"You can't promise that."
"Yes, I can. I took Matt Parkman's ability before we came. Beat that."
"Why would Matt Parkman's ability help you promise I'd like it?"
"I can read your mind, I know the sort of stuff you like. You'll like this."
"No, I won't."
"Come on!"
"No!"
"Do it or you're sleeping on the couch for the next week."
"....Fine."
Sylar crossed his arms, glaring at the sign before him as Peter grinned. There was no way he was going to like watching Mary Poppins.
Right?