Well hello there, everyone! This song… poem… thing is based on the poem song thing in The Hobbit where the dwarves joke about trashing Bilbo's house. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own The Hobbit or The Hunger Games.
Elbows on the table and lick the plates!
Wipe your mouth on the tablecloth!
That's what Effie Trinket hates –
Smack your lips and slurp the broth!
Use your hands to eat the meal!
Take a seat upon the table!
And if you've got a stomach of steel,
Burp as loud as you are able!
Snort in your glass if something's funny,
Being proper is a bore!
Don't worry if your nose gets runny,
That's just what your sleeve is for!
That's what Effie Trinket hates!
So manners, manners, and good taste!
So, there you have it! I can just picture the horrified look on Effie's face… Anyway, Utter Insanity will we updating very soon. Sorry I've been absent for a while. And Kindly Shadows isn't abandoned, I just haven't felt like working on it in a while.
Story Mansou: It hurts to be ignored.
Yeah, sorry about that, Story. You'll get your day in the sun sometime.
Until next time!
~Firecracker