Rin's Marvelous Sexcapades

Summary: It's that good kinda hurt. Welcome to Rin's bedroom. Who knew he was an Omnisexual? Warning, Dominant Rin, Implied Rape, Creepy Rin, Crack pairings, Implied Yaoi, Implied Lemon, Implied Wincest, Implied Twincest, Harems, and Rohypnol.

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Lei- This is actually an idea of mine. But Chet gave me inspiration by showing me the video. Gosh... Inspired by "Spooning with Spoony"

Chet- See the video on youtube. If you're a Nostalgia Critic, Nostalgia Chick, or Spoony fan, GO SEE IT!

Episode one: Never play Monopoly

Victim: Shiemi

"Hi! Come on in! The half demon opens the door, letting the blonde haired girl inside his bedroom. Shiemi walked inside with a smile on her face, "I heard you were playing a game!" She said as he closed the door, "Yes, I was. I was a little bored so Mephisto showed me a little game I could play." Rin grinned as he showed her to a seat, "I was hoping you would come play with me."

"Oh I'll be glad to! What game is it?" The half demon just looks at her and flopped on his bed, "It's called Monopoly, ever heard of it?"

"Yes, I actually played it with my Grandma when I was younger!" Crossing her legs, she shyly widens her cheery expression, not knowing the dangers ahead. Rin furrowed a brow as his thought comes into his mind, 'Hook, line, and sinker'. He sat up then reached below him, pulling out a cardboard box, "Here, we can play it on the floor" The box dropped, as Shiemi began setting it up, "Hey, Rin, which do you want to use?"

"I'll take the car."

"I'll take the hat then!" She nabs the little silver colored figure, looking at it with a smile, "You want to start?"

"I think you should."

"Well if you say so." The half demon began dealing the money, still having that grin plastered onto his face, 'Oh, Shiemi, you're in for a ride…'

Several minutes passed by and the two were halfway through the game. It was clear that Shiemi had the upper hand, "Okay, I'll draw a card." The half demon sighed out of boredom as he fondled a piece of his shirt, 'This is boring, I have to start this if I want to have some fun.' He though to himself before he looked up to her, "Shiemi, would you like a drink? You seem parched."

"Huh?" The girl then placed a finger on her dry lip, "You know, I never even noticed how thirsty I was. Sure! I could use one."

"What do you want?"

"A glass of water." Blushing, she repositioned her position, straightening her back, "But if you have orange juice, I would like that."

"Oh, we do," Rin smirked, 'Oh we definitely do.'

He comes back up with a glass of water for himself and her juice. He slowly handed it to her, "Drink it."

"Oh, I will, don't be hasty!" She downed the entire glass within a few seconds, "Wow, you drink fast."

"Yeah, I didn't know I could do that…" It was obvious the effects began to kick in. The girl began to roll her head to the side, "I didn't know…" Rin gave a psychotic smirk, "You look a bit tired? Why don't you have a seat on my bed?" She nods her head as she obediently laid herself on it, still having the lost expression. Shiemi's mind began to drift off, and then, the rest was blank…

"Hello and welcome to the first episode of Rin's Marvelous Sexcapades," The half demon, now in a blue kimono robe looked up onto a ceiling mounted camera as he laid in his bed. The sound of soft jazz fills the air, "I am your host, Okumura Rin, here to tell you guys that I had a wonderful session with my guest, Moriyama Shiemi! Wake up dear," The camera pans to the left, showing the naked girl hugging him. Rin shakes her slowly, "Come on, we don't have all day…"

"Huh?" Opening her eyes, she looked around in confusion, "What happened?" The half demon just smiled, "Welcome to my game show."

"What… What did I do?"

"You just entered the new game show, Rin's Marvelous Sexcapades. Where the drink always starts and the fun always begins." He winks at the camera, giving a thumbs up. Shiemi just sat up, wondering what she just did then scrambled for the blankets, covering herself, "Rin-san, what did you do to me?"

"Honey it's called sex, get it over with. Now where was I? Oh yeah! Let me review the experience I had." He fixed his robe as the blonde girl fell back into the bed, "This girl is definitely a Virgo, if you know what I mean. As I can tell, there's still a blood spot from where she- well- we you know what." He grins, " Anyways, she was definitely inexperienced, am I right?"

"…" She had a look of fear, "Aww, but you were alright. We tried a lot of new positions. Positions like the classical missionary, 69, and my new favorite, the exorcism. Get it? Cause I want to be one! Ha-ha…" Rin stretched, "So, how do you feel about your experience, Shiemi-chan?"

"Eeeuuyeaahh…."She was red as a tomato with a mortified expression, "Mmm~ Too good for a complete phrase, huh? I take that I was good, huh? Anyways, onto the score. Out of ten? I would give you…" He looked into the camera, "I would give you an eight. You were okay, but your experience was a little problem. Anyways, here's your consolation prize!" He slaps a 2000 yen bill on her chest, "Congratulations! Now, the exit is three steps away. If you're still up for another round, don't say a thing." The girl was too shocked to even contemplate what just happened, "I take that as a yes. Anyways, guys, we have to continue on with our little session. Thanks for joining us for this great experience. The next episode would be coming soon. So stay tuned…" The demon just smiled, "Now where were we?"

Lei- Oh god forgive me… Am I in trouble? Am I? Am I? Is this acceptable? We didn't write any actual sex…

Chet- I REGRET NOTHING I TELL YOU…

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