It all began in the Summer of 1404. The Emperor had asked his Cousin Northy to bring him some Wine from the Cellar because he was very ill but when he arrived he realized there was a Problem: The dumbass Noblemen had drank it all, so he sailed to Spain to get some. The Road was ugly and treacherous but he arrived safely -"As-Salaam 'Alaykum", said the Sultan in a greeting talked about they're respective Empires while they drank some Turkish Coffee and smoke a bit of Hemp. Lord Richard of Northburgh asked him if he had any spare Wine, to which the Sultan replyed "No i have not, cause our people don't drink Alkohl, but I know someone who might have" and so he gave him a Crate addressed to Garibaldi and now Richard traveled to the Castle of Venice where he met the amused Merchant. "Do you have something for The Council of Ten? asksed the jolly Giacomino. Richard said "Yes, I have this Crate. Also, do you happen to have some Wine for the Emperor?" "No we ran out of Wine" said Giacomo "But you can give this crate to Haadam Ben Sahid, Leader of the Corsairs and Scourge of the seven Seas and he might help you." and then he gave Richard a Crate with 30 tons of Cannons and he sailed to the Pirate Coven.

Hassan Ben Sahid greeted him sassily: "Whatchu want, Landlubber? and Rickard replied to him "I have a Crate of Goods I need to deliver to you, they're 30 tons of Cannons, and I sort of hate to to ask it, but do you have any Wine?", to which Hassan replied "Yes, but first I need to plunder me some Booty, yarrr", and he was grabbing Ruchard's Balls while saying so, and then he tossed him to his Bed and they fucked like wild Animals for Hours. Richard couldn't believe what he had just happened and neither did Mother Hildegard von Lewenstein, who was watching them all along. She broke her Trade Pact with Richard and went back to her Island in a hurry. "Where's the Wine?" ASKED Richard. "Unfortunately I don't have any Resources, but I do have a working Factory. You just have to bring me the Grapes and Barrels", answered Hassan Ben Sahid, leader of the corsairs and scourge of the seven seas. "Ok" said Richard of Northburg, and so he sailed to Bordeaux to plant some Wine and Barrels. While he was there, he got a Mission to find 3 Nuns and a Spy, and also he built a Church.

Later, he took 20 Tons of Grapes and 20 Tons of Barrels to Venice and Giacomo prepared the Wine in a couple of Months. "Thanks" said Lord Richard of Northburg and he went back to Brandenburgh and handed the Crates to the Emperor. "Thanks" said the Emperor and they got wasted and the Emperor had a Boner and Richard started to rub it over the Clothes and the Emperor was so horny that he took out his massive 12 Inches Schl ng. Northy had always loved to touch his little Cousin's W rst since he was a Shota but this time he was so horny he wanted to sticking it in his Pooper, and so he did and they had a fun all Nicht. End