Gaara in Wonderland

Summary: Gaara gets sucked into wonderland! While there, he encounters weird things that want to eat him and other such! But, with the rebellious Prince of Hearts at his side, he just might live, and fall in love. NejiGaa

A/N: I just REALLY wanted to write this, so here we are. It's been stuck in my head, and now it's finally here and I feel happy to be writing this. Enjoy please!

"DON'T YOU DARE FALL ASLEEP!" Temari yelled angrily. Kankuro looked up at her with a lazy expression on his face.

"Aw… But this is so booooring…" he said, his eyes drooping. Temari scowled and hit Kankuro on the head with the book she was holding.

"I really don't care! So, shut up, pay attention, and DON'T FALL ASLEEP!" Gaara sighed as he watched his two siblings fight. Honestly, they got into such big fights over such small things. So, Kankuro fell asleep while Temari was talking about some book Shikamaru had given her on their last anniversary. Did that really mean they had to have a big fight over it? Gaara didn't think so, but now that the fight had started, there was no way in hell he was getting in the middle of that. Gaara sighed again and stepped out of the room. Today was a nice day. Maybe he should go out, since he didn't very often. Deciding to go for a walk, Gaara stepped out into the outside.

'I like days like this…' Gaara thought to himself. 'It's not too hot here in Suna, and it lets me think.' He walked away from the buildings towards some of the hills of sand. They were large and soft, like he wasn't actually in sand, but in some kind of fur. As he was walking, he noticed something strange.

There was a large hole at the base of one of the sand hills.

Curious, Gaara wandered up to it. 'What the hell is this?' he wondered. He looked down the hole, and realized he couldn't see the bottom. Suddenly, a large gust of wind came up, ands Gaara felt himself fall in.

"Oh, shit!" he yelled as he fell. After falling for what seemed like forever, he suddenly hit a cold marble floor. "What. The. HELL?" Gaara said as he picked himself off the floor. He looked over and saw a door.

"Hello! I am the door! Give me the password and I'll let you pass on through!" the stupid door replied too happily to Gaara. Gaara got up, grabbed the door knob and started pulling it as hard as he could.

"OW! What are you doing? That hurts!" the door yelled. Gaara responded by pulling harder.

"WHERE THE HELL AM I, WHAT IS GOING ON, AND LET ME THE HELL THROUGH!" Gaara yelled. The door let out a yelp and started to struggle in Gaara's grip.

"Owowowowowow! Ok, ok! Just let go of me!" Gaara let go and the door's knob twisted a few times. "Ok, here. I'll let you through now. And, for next time, the password is 'roasted chestnuts'." Gaara just rolled his eyes. Did that really just happen with a DOOR? He really didn't care as the door opened. He stepped through the doorway and saw some weird world.

Gaara looked around and saw blue palm trees and red grass everywhere. The water flowing in a river off to his right was the oddest shade of purple. Gaara took a few steps and heard the door behind him close. 'Great… What a useful door…' he thought to himself.

He began following the river, hoping it might lead him to somewhere he might be able to stay at. He was walking for a few hours, when suddenly he saw a hooded figure on the other side of the river.

"Who's there?" the figure called out. Gaara hid behind a tree, not knowing really what else to do. He suddenly heard nothing, and he was about to check for the figure again when he heard right next to his ear, "You know, that's not exactly the best hiding place ever."

The voice was velvety, and it sent shivers down Gaara's spine. Gaara spun around to look at who this mystery person was. His breath caught in his throat when he saw the figure. The man had pale eyes with the slightest tinge of lavender to them. He had long brunette hair that flowed like water out of the hood of the brown cloak he was wearing. It took Gaara a moment to formulate any words.

"Wh-who are you?" Gaara asked, knowing his voice was shaking and waivering. The man suddenly had a serious look on his face, one of which Gaara thought suited him well.

"You're not from the castle, right?" the man asked. Gaara felt very confused.

"What castle?" Gaara may have been confused, but he still had his usual monotone. The man let out a sigh of relief.

"Ok, you're not from the castle. Well, then, I'm Neji. Hyuuga Neji. The Prince of Heart Castle," Neji announced with an air of arrogance. Gaara scoffed at him. "What?" he asked indignantly.

"Oh, nothing. It's just that I'm the Kazekage of Suna," Gaara said, letting just a little bit of arrogance enter his voice. Neji's eyes widened then.

"What's a Kazekage?" he asked. Gaara facepalmed. Right, of course this guy wouldn't know that. He was in some weird place anyway.

"It's the leader of Sunagakure." Neji suddenly seemed very impressed.

"Ah, I see. That is very impressive," he said, trying not to let the tone of admiration enter his voice. Gaara chuckled a little.

"Well, yes it is. Wait- do you know the geography of this place?" Gaara suddenly asked. Neji nodded. Suddenly, an idea popped into his head. "Why don't you travel with me? I need a way out of here, and judging by the fact that you are avoiding people from the castle, I will help keep whoever they are off of you." This time, Neji chuckled.

"And what makes you think that you can keep the guards off of me?" he asked. Gaara scoffed.

"To become Kazekage, you have to be the best shinobi in your village. And since I'm kazekage… You can see where I'm going, right?" Gaara said. Neji nodded.

"Fine. You have yourself a deal then." Neji stuck his hand out, and Gaara shook it. "Now, which way are you going?"

Gaara facepalmed yet again.

A/N: Ok! Chapter one is done! Yes, they are all OOC, but whatever! I know, I need to work on Just Be Friends, but this came to me, and I really needed to write it. I hope you all understand. So… Tell me what all of you think! Please review!

Thank you!

-Nappa