JOHN SMONK - story of man's life

man name of JOHN SMONK, american super, is ride bakc of automobile to White House for to recieveing medal from President B'Trump, Klingon High Command. Medal givenb for strong actions toward terrostit.

Along road JOHN SMONK, man (with name JOHN SMONK), evanescence about his greatest deed #1 which hed did at child birth of him.

Tit was on 4th of July, greatest day of America, that woman (carrinyg man of JOHN SMONK name in stomach) intot hospitlal. woman was also america super like JOHN SMONK ,man, but unbeknownst to woMAN JOHN SMONK pland pregnancy laobur to get her intoe hospitlas becasue JOHN SMONKman heredf about terorosit planaging to attack the phpostial but oh no JOHN SMONK (man) was in woman stomach and could not shtotom nam an(man terrorist sorry fore misspelling).

but when talabinai terorist get itnto hospital there was woman, american super, with GUN who shoot terorist, this man JOHN SMONK's greastest deed #1, use woman to kill teororist.

then docotor shout aobut baby coming out, he say: "it is MAN"

then mom say: "name JOHN SMONK"

How did JOHN SMONKman use woman to kkill terorist? i hear yo uask? it very soimple, whe n name JOHN SMONK (man) wa s in mom stomach he overhear terrtilla tlaking about evil plan to defeat America, but JOHN SMONK not being man but styill onyl baby in woman stomach he cannot shotot terortist. so he use american usepr so tbe become mom in labor so SHE shot gun.

This man of JOHN SMONK sactually first graeatest deed %1 but not one toi getting medalem from B'trump fo.r

The ned.

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