--::__::-- Many of you liked Mommy? and it was fun to write, so here's another wonderful conversation with our beloved Nessie Poo. Gotta love that girl :) --::__::--
"Jacob!"
"Hey, Nessie! I just finished...what's wrong, Renesmee?"
"What's wrong? What makes you think anything is wrong?"
"Well, you're all red in the face, and you've got your cute hands on your hips, and you're impatiently tapping your feet on the floor, and you look like you're about to yell your head off at me, so yeah, I think something is wrong."
"That's because I'm ANGRY!"
"...?"
"Don't shrug at me, mister! I cannot believe you! I cannot believe that you used to have a crush on Mommy!!!"
"Oh, is that what this is about? Listen Nes--"
"No you listen, Jake! How is a girl supposed to feel after she finds out that her boyfriend used to have feelings for her mother? That's just wrong. Uhhh. Did you see that? I just shuddered. Because the thought is revolting. Daddy told me everything, so don't even try to lie your way out of this one. And the worst part is you kissed her. You kissed Mommy! Ew! Uhhh! I just shuddered again! And I threw up a little on the inside! That's disgusting, that's nasty, that's plain gross. Jacob Black, you're ICKY!"
"Now wait a moment, before you jump to any conclusions, I would like to point out that at the time, you were not existent and...hold up. Did you say Edward told you all this?"
"Yeah, so? I'm glad he told me the truth--Hey! I'm not done screaming at you, Jacob! Where are you going?!!"
"I'm going to punch your daddy's face in."