Hetalia- mr. Universe
A comedy fanfic about some of the famous countries competing in a pageant to become Mr. Universe the judges are Belarus, Ukraine , Hungary and Liechtenstein. May include some famous parings but not limited to France/England, Italy/Germany, Romano/Spain and Prussia/Hungary
Chapter 1 part one
Day 1
Narrator: it's that time of year again when all the countries come together for the event of the year Mr. Universe,
The crowed roars in excitement
Now let's introduce you to the judges in the first seat is Lichtenstein.
Lichtenstein: hello everyone and good luck to my big brothers
Ukraine: hello everyone nice to see you all
Belarus: brother Russia must win grrrrrrrrrrr
Hungary: and I am your host Hungary standing behind this curtain are 36 countries/ and others that all want to become Mr. Universe.
Open the curtain
Seychelles will announce our contestants
Seychelles: we have men from ...
Passes by England
Well mostly men
England: hey don't start with me young lady
Seychelles: sure ... Mother dear
She looked back to see him, and his anger swelled up France turned to comfort him
So like I was saying every contestant will be asked to go through a series of challenges
A style/ fashion round, a question answer round which Belgium will be helping with, a circus round, a singing competition, partner work, and a bake off
Our contestants are:
Italy Veneziano
Germany
Japan
Greece
America my brother
Canada my other brother
England my ... God knows but he gave
birth to me
England was frustrated with his daughter
France my father
England: oh so he's your father and I'm nothing, hogwash
Russia
China
Spain
Italy Romano
Austria
Poland
Lithuania
Netherlands
Turkey
Switzerland
Estonia
Latvia
Norway
Sweden
Finland
Denmark
Iceland
Prussia
Romania
Bulgaria
And the micro nations:
Sealand
Seborga
Ladonia
Molossia
Hutt river
Kugelmungel
Including:
Gillbird
Kumajiru
England: I can't see why mint bunny didn't make it
They all looked at him as he was petting the air in front of him
Hungary: Okay so we will see you after the break with our first round
Part two
Style/fashion
Hungary: Were back from the break we already distributed the rules to the contestants for the first round . Their outfit has to be traditional and from their country. Were calling in the countries in groups of four. First up is :
Italy Veneziano
Germany
Japan
Greece
? ﾟﾇﾵ? ﾟﾇﾷ? ﾟﾇﾪ? ﾟﾇﾳ? ﾟﾇﾸ? ﾟﾇﾷ? ﾟﾇﾸ? ﾟﾇﾹ? ﾟﾇﾺ? ﾟﾇﾧ Meanwhile
? ﾟﾇﾪ? ﾟﾇﾹ? ﾟﾇﾪ? ﾟﾇﾹ? ﾟﾇﾪ? ﾟﾇﾹ? ﾟﾇﾪ? ﾟﾇﾹ? ﾟﾇﾪ? ﾟﾇﾹ? ﾟﾇﾪ? ﾟﾇﾹ? ﾟﾇﾪ? ﾟﾇﾹ? ﾟﾇﾪ? ﾟﾇﾹ
Italy: ve~ hey Germany you like my outfit, it came from Milan.
Germany stared at Italy scared it was a weird outfit, but it made Italy look adorable
Germany: um a I think
Narrator:
Italy Veneziano
Germany
Japan
Greece
2 min till judging
Germany: I think we should go
Germany grabbed Italy by the hand and ran to the judging area, talk about saved by the narrator
? ﾟﾇﾯ? ﾟﾘﾺ? ﾟﾇﾵ? ﾟﾇﾯ? ﾟﾘﾺ? ﾟﾇﾵ? ﾟﾇﾯ? ﾟﾘﾺ? ﾟﾇﾵ? ﾟﾇﾯ? ﾟﾘﾺ? ﾟﾇﾵ
Japan: Greece what are you wearing
Japan studied Greece and looked at his outrageous costume
Greece: why don't you like it I made a few for my cats to
He picked up one of his cats
Japan: he's cute what's his name
He looked at the little grey cat with the same outfit as Greece . Greece looked at the cat
Greece: ...Um Bob
Japan: really you need to think of names for those cats
Narrator:
Italy Veneziano
Germany
Japan
Greece
1 min till judging
? ﾟﾇﾵ? ﾟﾇﾩ? ﾟﾇﾮ? ﾟﾇﾯ? ﾟﾘﾺ? ﾟﾇﾪ? ﾟﾇﾹ? ﾟﾇﾵ? ﾟﾇﾩ? ﾟﾇﾮ? ﾟﾇﾯ? ﾟﾘﾺ? ﾟﾇﾪ? ﾟﾇﾹ
They all scurried on to stage and the music started playing in the background.
?IM SO FANCY, YOU ALREADY KNOW?
He boys were in a straight line behind the curtains starting with Italy
Hungary: the judges will give a score out of 10 the person with the most points go first in the next round, the 6 with the least points will be eliminated. Would the four of you come out please
Italy came from behind the curtain and everyone stopped clapping and had their mouths wide open. Italy was wearing a bright pink and red spring dress that went up to his knees and flared out, he was also wearing red stilettos and a pink head band. Followed by Germany with his uniform than Japan in a kimono and Greece in a Zeus costume.
Um Italy could you explain you outfit to us
Italy: ve~ it came from Milan
Hungary: okay... Judges your thoughts
Lichtenstein: 10, 8, 7 and 9
Ukraine: 10, 9, 4, and 7
Belarus: 10, 3, 3,and 3 grrrrrrrr
Hungary: and for the next four
America
Canada
England
France
? ﾟﾇﾸ? ﾟﾇﾬ? ﾟﾇﾫ? ﾟﾇﾺ? ﾟﾔﾴ? ﾟﾇﾷ? ﾟﾇﾧ? ﾟﾇﾸ? ﾟﾇﾫ? ﾟﾇﾬ? ﾟﾇﾺ? ﾟﾔﾴ? ﾟﾇﾷ? ﾟﾇﾧ
Meanwhile
America: I BET YOU ALL I CAN WIN THIS COMPETITION
England: oh really care to put a little wager on it
France: how about if you win Mr. Universe you get half of England and France
America: your on
Canada: what about me
England: oh Canada you don't need anything your country is already the best but if you win you get the satisfaction of mentally killing your older brother
America: like hell he's gonna win
Narrator:
America
Canada
England
France
Your on in 1 min
America walked onstage first he was wearing an I ❤️ America t-shirt, jeans from American eagle and a SnapBack cap that says America all around it. Canada came running behind him wearing a parka. England was very close behind wearing his old sexy pirate outfit and out came France wearing a speedo with the British flag printed on it with a rose between his teeth.
Hungary: well I guess we had a lot of surprises already today ...judges
Lichtenstein: uuuuuuuuuuu
Ukraine: uuuuuuuuuuuu
Belarus: uuuuuuuuuuuu
Hungary: judges ...hello
They were all to busy looking at the four boys with amazing fascination this family was made out of the hottest boys in the world. France England and America winked at the judges and Canada was acting cute. All three judges squealed
All three judges: 10s give them all 10
Hungary: okay
Of course Hungary never really noticed because she of course was with Prussia
next
Russia
China
Spain
Italy Romano
? ﾟﾇﾹ? ﾟﾇﾸ? ﾟﾇﾹ? ﾟﾇﾸ? ﾟﾇﾹ? ﾟﾇﾸ? ﾟﾇﾹ? ﾟﾇﾸ? ﾟﾇﾹ? ﾟﾇﾸ? ﾟﾇﾹ? ﾟﾇﾸ? ﾟﾇﾹ? ﾟﾇﾸ? ﾟﾇﾹ? ﾟﾇﾸ
Spain: oh Lovi I love your little costume and those shorts
Romano: this is no costume this is a soccer uniform
Narrator:
Russia
China
Spain
Italy Romano
Your on in 1 min
Romano: SHUT UP JUST ROMANO no Italy Romano ROMANO, or Lovi whatever floats your gondola.
Spain: hey I thought I was the only one to call you Lovi
Romano: whatever
They made there way to the curtain
Hungary: now we have the third group
Out came Russia in his regular cloths, China in a traditional Chinese suit, Spain in a puffy white v neck shirt and tight black pants soon followed by Romano in a Italian soccer outfit
Lichtenstein: 5 she looked at Belarus I mean 10, 7, 6, and 7
Ukraine: 10, 6, 8, and 9
Belarus: 10, 3, 3, and 3 become one with me
She struggles to get out of her chair and ran to Russia but before she could get there the three Baltic states grabbed her and took her back to her seat.
? ﾟﾕﾧ? ﾟﾕﾜ? ﾟﾕﾝ? ﾟﾕﾞ? ﾟﾕﾟ? ﾟﾕﾠ? ﾟﾕﾖ? ﾟﾕﾙ?time skip? ﾟﾕﾢ? ﾟﾕﾤ? ﾟﾕﾦ? ﾟﾕﾧ? ﾟﾕﾜ?
Hungary: and now for our last contestants
Kumajiru and Gillbird
The two came out Kumajiru walking and Gillbird on his head Kumajiru was wearing a Canada t shirt and Gillbird was wearing a little suit and bow tie
All the judges: awwwwwwwwww
Hungary: judges what do you think
Lichtenstein: 10, 10
Ukraine: 10, 10
Belarus: 10, 10
Hungary: that concludes our first day let us but before we go let's cheek the scores
Italy Veneziano 30
Germany 20
Japan 14
Greece 19
America 30
Canada 30
England 30
France 30
Russia 30
China 16
Spain 18
Italy Romano 19
Austria 12
Poland 30
Lithuania 25
Netherlands 10
Turkey 10
Switzerland 18
Estonia 10
Latvia 19
Norway 11
Sweden 30
Finland 30
The judges were intimidated by Sweden
Denmark 20
Iceland 19
Prussia 30
Romania 9
Bulgaria 17
Sealand 8
Seborga 7
Ladonia 15
Molossia 5
Hutt river 3
Kugelmungel 7
Gillbird 30
Kumajiru 30
Hungary: well good night everyone see you tomorrow for the next round