Disclaimer: It's not mine, nor am I making any money off of this. If I was It wouldn't be on a fanfiction site now would it?? -.-;; (goes for all chapters!)
This isn't to be taken seriously in any way. I really love Sesshomaru, sometimes I just have to make fun of him though.
It is based of an RP that me and my friend did a long time ago, this in particular was written the summer between 7th and 8th grade, so it's old. The wolf mentioned is my friend's character, Raven, my character is the sister-in-law, Scarlet. Um I don't think there's any mentions in there but if there is just for further notice the fire demon is Hiei from YYH. Sesshomaru and Kagura are a couple even though I do not support the couple very much.
Sesshomaru is also intimidated by my charcter because of something she did to him in front of his court/coucily thingy and some conspiring between her and his mother. (She is actually a character in the series!)
Rin had been getting very curious lately, she asked me about me and Kagura several times. Of course I believe a child has no business meddling in my affairs. One day she came up to my lordliness and asked where babies came from. I looked at her oddly before understanding what she had actually asked me.
"Lord Sesshomaru where do babies come from?"
"Well Rin...I eh…It's like this...No" I Lord Sesshomaru ruler of the western lands was, for the first time in my life, at a loss... I stormed away annoyed that a mere child had me stuttering on my words.
As the hours passed I grew frustrated. I truly did not know how to answer the human child. Finally I did the only thing I could think to do.
I picked up the phone and called my brother.
"Hello?"
"As much as I hate to admit it I need your help little brother..."
"Sesshomaru it's almost midnight why are you still up?"
"Rin wants to know where babies come from..." I heard a silence and then laughter, and then several other sleepy voices.
The wolf picked up the phone, "CAN'T THIS WAIT TILL MORNING?!?!?!?"
I heard her mumble something, but I could not tell because the contraption called a phone muddles my hearing. I heard a beep and I could hear every thing that was going on...I believe it is called speaker phone.
"Okay Sess what's wrong?" I heard my sister-in-law; by the sound of her voice she was annoyed.
"Um...Rin asked where babies come from..." I was feeling intimidated by a cat! I am a dog demon, Lord of the dog demons! I should not be intimidated by a cat!!!!
"That's it???? You called at eleven-forty-three to ask us what to say because your daughter asked where babies come from?!?!??!?!"
"Yes..." my voice came out squeaky, and I cleared my throat, "Yes."
"Well why don't you get her to ask Jaken??? That'd be the smart thing to do! But of course that wouldn't be the Sesshomaru thing to do now would it?"
"I...uh..." I heard the laughter in the background and placed the phone back on the receiver. "Stupid brother and his stupid friends always making a fool of me!" I started angrily mumbling to myself.
"Sess-chan what's wrong?" I heard Kagura from the other room. She came into the room and waited for me to start explaining.
"I have been made a fool of by an eight year old girl, and my brother, and his friends..." I explained everything from the beginning.
She merely nodded and laughed slightly at some parts. "I'll take care of this in the morning," She looked like she was up to something...or had some other-worldly knowledge that most women seem to have for some reason...
The next morning I woke up when Rin jumped on my stomach and started babbling about Kagura and babies. I rubbed the sleep from my eyes and asked, "What??" stupidly.
"Kagura-sama told Rin where babies come from!!!!!" To me it seemed she was very excited about this. "She said they come from their mommy's tummy, and then I asked how it got in there and Kagura-sama said its mommy and daddy decide!!!" She jumped off of me and out of my room.
"Females...always excited about stupid stuff..." I mumbled and pulled the sheets over my head again. I am never having children of my own!!!!!!!!!!