A/N: *sarcastic* What? Another Mike, Lu & Og crossover made by moi? That's shocking! O_O *end of sarcasm* Actually, the surprising thing is that this one came to me on my own, cartoonnetwork90sfan had nothing to do with this one. I don't even know if she watches or heard of Randy Cunningham: Ninth Grade Ninja. This came on when i was making another chapter of the Mike, Lu & Og/Recess Crossover for her in time so I could watch a recorded episode I had of Randy Cunningham. So, thus this story was born. I hope everyone is written in character okay, I've wanted to make a Randy Cunningham fan fiction for a long time, but never got around to it. I first hated the idea of this show, but it actually grew on me once I was forced to watch an episode after there was nothing else on TV and it really sparked to me. Honestly guys, I think this show is okay. The story is actually interesting, the villains have some decent depth to them at times, and the plots are nothing short of creative. Enough of my blabbering, I own no one but OC's, everyone else belongs to their respective owners. Read & Review if you ever get around and find this story in the fan fiction search engine!

Norrisville High was never the most normal school in the world, but it was pretty decent. There were monster attacks now and then, but the students learned and rested easy since they had a ninja to protect their school and their well-being when not being troubled with more social troubles than a monster attack. For 800 years, the school and town had been protected by the legendary ninja. However, the innocent bystanders don't know that every four years, a new ninja is selected. Average grade student, freshman Randy Cunningham is that ninja and it is up to him to protect his school from the forces of evil. With Randy Cunninham being the ninja, there is no such thing as an ordinary day.

Randy sat in his seat, staring out the window. He looked a bit bored. Even though it was exhausting to be a high school student and ninja around school, it was the only time he got excitement in his life. Before he was the chosen one, he was just a regular old kid with his best friend Howard who was also a fan of the ninja. Though, being friends with Howard had a lot of advantages, they loved going to each other's houses after school to play video games. Mostly at Randy's house because his parents were rarely home. At least also in that case, Randy never had to come up with an excuse for being out after curfew most of the time since he couldn't tell anyone his secret. The only way Howard was excluded from that rule was because he found out on his own.

Howard saw himself as the Ninja's sidekick, no matter how many times Randy had told Howard that the ninja doesn't need a sidekick. Though, Randy allowed him to become one anyway and they could still keep their friendship and spend time together, though many of the students would question how Howard always would be with the Ninja while they would just be in the sidelines.

"Pay attention Mr. Cunningham!" Mr. Bannister snapped at the purple-haired teen, sharply. "We're going to have a couple of new students joining us and I want you to show them around."

Randy blinked a couple of times. "Why me, sir?"

Mr. Bannister slammed his hands on his desk, looking the 15-year-old dead in the eye. "Because I said so..." he growled, then went back to his desk.

Randy's face paled a bit and he gulped.

"Haha, Cunningham has to show the new kids around!" Howard teased his best friend.

"Weinerman, for that, you're doing it too!" Mr. Bannister snapped.

"Aw, geez..." Howard looked down, feeling the pain of being scolded for that smart remark.

Randy smirked. At least he wouldn't do this alone and they would be spending some time together. The bell rang and everyone got up and headed to their next class. "So, Mr. Bannister, about these new kids...?"

"They're both girls," Bannister told the boys before they left. "They're the same ages of you two, so you might be having classes together."

"Geez, more girls!?" Howard scoffed. "Why can't these new students even be guys?"

"Come on, Howard, it won't be that bad having a couple of girls over." Randy told him as they walked down the hall together.

"I guess... But I doubt they play video games!"

"Did you say you guys are helping new girls around the school?" Heidi, Howard's older sister, asked, sounding offended.

"Uhh... Yeah, problem?" Howard asked her.

Heidi scoffed. "You're probably gonna scare them away, if anyone should help girls around, it should be another girl, like me! You and Sandy aren't as friendly as I am!"

"Randy." the purple-haired teen corrected. He really hated that she always got his name wrong, but he had known her his whole life.

"Whatever," Heidi snorted. "Just don't mess this up!"

"When have I ever messed anything up?" Howard asked, laughing, then got serious. "Don't answer that!"

Heidi rolled her eyes and walked off.

"Alright, a couple of new students, no sweat, we can show 'em around... I'll take one, you take the other." Randy suggested.

"Dibs on the hot one!" Howard grinned, rubbing his hands together.

Suddenly Randy's backpack glowed. Randy reached into his bag and took out his ninja book. "This seems important."

"Can't it wait? I'm not covering up for you if you're late for science."

"Just say I'm in the bathroom and accidentally ate the cafeteria's prune pudding."

"TMI, Cunningham..." Howard walked off.

Randy looked around to make sure he was alone and ducked into the Janitor's closet while the other students passed down the hall. Randy flipped open the secret ninja book. His eyes lolled back into his head and his head fell like a stone into the book.

Randy's true form was falling into the book. He fell right on the ground with a lot of serene Asian surroundings such as bonsai trees, kimonos, and paper fish were around. This was a typical thing with him, nothing too strange here for a boy like Randy Cunningham. Randy grunted, rubbing his head and stood up, dusting himself as glowing writing came across the plain page he was in.

"'Appearances aren't everything, everything is not what it seems'..." (A/N: Lame Nomicon message, I know, but I tried) Randy read aloud. "Okay, what does that mean?" he shrugged unsure of the message.

An image of the dreaded sorcerer came out. He was wickedly laughing and carrying a tiny figure who looked about the same age as Randy. The figure was only a silhouette with glowing green eyes like many Stank'd victims had in the school. Randy's eyes squinted at the figure and the figure was shown to be going to a schoolhouse.

"One of the new students is a spawn of the Sorcerer!" Randy gasped, grabbing his head, nervously. "But... Which one?"

Randy looked at the Nomicon message and took it very seriously. One of the new students would probably be the one, but who would the new enemy be? The school bell rang outside the Nomican, waking Randy up. He woke up and looked around, then left the closet and quickly dashed to class.

"I don't know who the new enemy is, but whoever it is, I have to stop them before they endanger the school once they're enrolled!" Randy said to himself as he rushed to class before he would get in serious trouble.