In the sunny streets of Konoha, Sasuke danced.
"Why are you dancing?" demanded Hinata.
"I just won the lottery," Sasuke grinned knowingly, waving a ticket in his hand.
Hinata attempted to snatch it out of his hand.
"Ah ah ah, if you want this ticket you'll have to beat me in an arm-wrestling competition," Sasuke said as he tucked the ticket neatly into his shorts.
Hinata flexed her bulging muscles which ripped through her jacket, "So let's go,"
Sasuke meeped, "Oh, err this is awkward,"
Hinata paused, "Why?"
"Because I'm one of those people who hate you Hinata and think just because you're curvy you're fat," Sasuke explained sadly.
Asuma appeared, "Hey little Sasuke," he cooed then took out a rattle, "Come on Sasuke, aw cute baby Sasuke,"
Sasuke cried like a baby so Asuma hugged him tightly. Here Sasuke whispered, "Get me out of here, she's got muscles,"
Asuma nodded, "Hinata!"
Hinata was now completely naked and straightened up, "What you fuck?"
Asuma laughed loudly, "When will the sex start?"
"When the crow cries the third time," Sasuke explained.
Anko appeared, transformed into a crow but only crowed two times.
"Aw man," Sakura and Ino said as they appeared, "We thought we could get in with the sex,"
"No, no we lied you silly fool," Asuma chortled loudly.
"And that's the end of that," Sasuke said and him, Asuma, Hinata and Boy George walked towards a helicopter.
"Wait! Who are you!" Ino cried.
"We're the A-Team fuck poo," Sasuke explained.
"So there," Boy George added.
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