Disclaimer: I don't own One Tree Hill, and I'm not planning to, but if Mark appears out of nowhere and begs me to; you can see my name in the opening credits this season.

I also don't own the title, it belongs to Queens of the Stone Age; i only own my imagination, long nights of nothing, my deep interest in One Tree Hill.

Summary: AU. The notorious mayor of Tree Hill, Dan Scott, returns from his trip to Bahamas with a tanned look and a hot-new-wife, Brooke Davis. What will happen, though, his girl-magnet-son, cannot resist to the sparks, flying in the air? Brucas.

Prologue: This is an AU, taking place in no other than our very own and only one Tree Hill. The notorious mayor, Dan Scott, has a various list of ex-wives, including Deb Lee and Karen Roe, two sons from marriages, Nathan, who is happily married to Haley James and Lucas Scott, the charming casanova famous for his one night stands and non-exclusiveness. The story, starts with the arrival of Dan's newest wife, the appealing, promiscuous Brooke Davis to town.

BL, eventually, definitely, surely.

Author's Note: I've decided to come up with another long fic, this idea seemed so funny and interesting. I hope you guys like it. Moreover, I want to thank my pretty beta, and a great friend xXCarMinaXx for stating opinions, correcting my grammar-spelling mistakes and coping up with me in long nights.

Chapter 1:

He opened his eyes to an unfamiliar room, and it took only seconds to realize his whereabouts as he searched for something related, with haze-filled eyes. Luckily, the growing sun of Tree Hill shone over the scattered clothes remaining from a hard-night's work; and he smiled victoriously, as if he was a king who had just invaded a forbidden land.

Getting up slowly, in order not to wake the naked woman enveloped with the puckered sheeting and be up against an unpleasant scenario of "promises of being exclusive", he managed to gather his remainders from the day before and headed for the door even without taking a shower to let go of all the mess collected in his body. Because of his deep experience, he dressed up quickly but without any rustle; and as he opened the door to declare his "freedom", the sparkling sun of Tree Hill welcomed him with smiles and lights of self-esteem.

For all those years, 8 to be more accurate, if his sexual activities were thought to start at the very first time he lost his virginity, every woman within a 100-mile radius had known that he was a "player". If he had had a language of his own, there wouldn't be any meanings for commitment, exclusiveness or any synonyms that would end people up in strangled relationships. If he had had a country that he ruled, there wouldn't be any laws about divorce, because people wouldn't get married from the first place. Still, the only thing he owned was his life; and the biggest player in Tree Hill was determined to live it to the fullest, cherish every moment as if it was the last, and due to that, one night stands and friends with benefits were the most suitable partners he owned because after all, a relationship meant "worrying about future" and that was the last thing Lucas Scott could bear.

Now, like every other day in his lifetime, or post-adolescence as he would like to call, he was walking in the deserted streets of Tree Hill like a former-prisoner just released to the outer world of freedom; leaving another woman desperate for some serious-exclusive interaction behind with cries, gossips and regrets. It was his life, and he was loving every minute of it.

He was buried in the gravels of euphoria when the melodic voice of his mobile phone pulled him up.

The monitor revealed a six-lettered name that mostly described responsibility, maturity and boredom altogether; a name that was put for his brother.

Nathan.

Snorting and wondering why Nathan was awake in 7 pm in the morning, after all, it had been a long time since Nathan passed the road of "one night chances", deciding to place a wedding band in a once-naked finger, Lucas pressed the green-button to connect with his brother.

"Where are you?" Nathan's voice seemed concerned and frustrated and it sounded so much like his infamous father, Lucas couldn't help but shiver.

"Good morning to you too, bro. How are you?" Lucas said sarcastically, trying to remain as cheerful and calm as he had been before this phone call.

"No time for witty remarks, Luke." Nathan snapped, "you know that Dan is returning from his trip and we have to be there to greet him."

"Hmmm" Lucas said, relaxed at the fact that this call wasn't made because of a certain emerald-necklace he ordered to flatter an ice-cold-lady whom his best friend Tim thought that Lucas couldn't have sex with. He did, at the end, eventually, inevitably. "You know what, there is a very old transportation system named "cabs", why don't daddy just pick one and experience progress?"

Nathan sighed on the other end of the phone, Lucas could easily visualise his sibling, leaning on the expensive coffee-table Deb had exported from Italy, trying to be calmed down by none other than his wife, Haley.

"Look, Lucas" Nathan said with clear determination. "I don't know if you talked to Dan recently..."

Dan-Lucas-talking: those could be considered as three words that would never be used together in a logical sentence.

"...and I assume you didn't." Nathan paused for a reply and when Lucas said no, he continued "He is coming with a woman he met there and I guess they are serious."

Lucas tried not to burst out laughing, but it was extremely hard, what kind of an opposite sex would "think serious" with his father, the notorious mayor; the greedy, selfish, spoiled brat; who always kept blabbing about Tree Hill's elite and had a strong linguistic ability to lecture Lucas on "expectations and looks" unceasingly.

"Is this some kinda freakin' joke?" Lucas asked, surprised at the fact that somebody, a human being existing in this world wanted to have something to do with Dan other than business relations.

"No, Luke, I know this seems really hard for you, but I guess we should give it a try; after all he is the only woman Dan decided to connect after all those years." Nathan sympathized. "So, I want us, as a family, to greet Dan and Brooke at the airport today. Got it?"

Still, Lucas was now buried in deep dreams about his step-mother, after all, Nathan wouldn't be sharing a house with a so-called-couple, with a Dan Scott who now, officially found his other half.

Lucas even freaked out at the thought of it.

A/N: Please review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!