Damn You Drapery
By: Kay F. Cee
This is Humor/Tragedy, which kinda makes it a parody, oh well.
...Thought's of a Dying Man…
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Oh shit- that drapery is evil. What's this endless void I'm falling in? What is this endless pit of doom (Or Happy Bunnies!) doing here anyway? Hm, I see a bright light- oh- my life is flashing before my eyes! (Pretty colors!
Hey look there are my parents! (Idiots.) And Regulus -(He needs a haircut,) Stupid prat.
Ah- that's Hogwarts! With Prongsie (Jamie-wamie!), Moony (Remmy-wemmy!), and that fat kid who turned evil, (Germy-Wormy!). Of course there's my fan club shouting my name- Siri-Wiri! OH MY GODDDD! WE LOOOOOOVE YOU!
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Now the death of Lily and James, God that was depressing, and that fat kid- Wormtail- being evil- ugly git.
Oh, Azkaban, that place was horrid, especially with Bellatrix not far away, (She's not that nice…at all…) not to mention the -DEMENTOIDS! -I mean Dementors.
Ah, my escape- that was wonderful! After I found my way out, I found chocolate in the dumpster- YUMM!
Oh, seeing Harry, that was nice, I'm going to miss that kid.
Oh, and then seeing Moony (REMMY-WEMMY!) again, that was nice too, although that fat kid- I mean Wormtail- erm PETER had to go and ruin it.
AHA! Escaping with Buckbeak was delightful, I guess, better than a Dementor's kiss, They wouldn't be a good make-out…
Then life got depressing- and now I'm here, behind the drapery, crap, I'm dying- no wait I'm coming to a wall…. (--SPLAT!--
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A/N: The END! Alrighty, the Italics was me (Katie), and the bold was Christine (Coz), well, we hope you enjoyed our little drabble-ish thing, with very sick-and-twisted humor (in our opnion) and please review, it makes our world much more peaceful because Katie gets her chocolate.