Hello. This is the Mighnightwalker. Just for a heads up, for those of you who haven't seen the Video "2 girls 1 cup", you're better off with your happy thoughts lol. Wouldn't recommend this vid to ANYONE! Judging by Artemis's reaction here, this is just a fair warning of what your reaction will no doubt be.

Sooooooo...here's Artemis Fowl's Reaction to the video "2 girls 1 cup"(the most horrifyingly disgusting video on the internet)

Enjoy:)

Artemis sits at his computer desk, staring dully at his computer screen.

"Okay, wait, what is this now?" he asked Butler.

Butler stood beside him, setting up a camera behind the screen. He turns it towards Artemis's face.

"Just watch," he tells Artemis.

Artemis looks curiously at the camera.

"Why are we taping my reaction?" he asks dully.

Butler clicks PLAY on the video with the mouse.

"J-just watch."

(The video begins) *Soft music plays in the background*

Artemis stares dully. "Okay…they're lesbians, clearly…I don't know…I don't know…wait, w-wait, what?"

Butler snickers behind him.

Artemis's mouth suddenly drops open in disgust.

"No! NO!" he yells, bringing his hands to his face in horror. "AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Butler snickers.

Artemis presses back against his chair, covering his mouth. "Aaaaaaah! Oh! What is wrong with you?" He glares at Butler.

Butler just laughs.

Artemis continues to grip his face in horror. "Oh my god! Uugh…! Uuuh! Aah! Oh…I'm never going to be able to eat ice-cream agai….OH MY GOD!" he screams, jumping back in his chair. "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He holds his mouth, about to puke. "Uuuh!"

Butler continues to snicker.

Artemis gags, still holding his mouth. "AH! Oh my god…Uuh!" He closes his eyes.

(The Video ENDS)

Artemis is extremely pale in the face.

"Uuugh…that was disgusting! Oh my god!" He says, and then pauses for long moment. "Oh, could you imagine if two dudes did that?" Artemis adds, looking down curiously. "Oh my god, that would be even worse…,"

Butler frowns.

"I mean…I-I mean…would that even exist?" Artemis asks curiously, looking up at Butler. "Where would you even find that?" he wonders, looking back down at the computer screen, and begins typing. "Let's type it in and see what comes up…,"

Hope you enjoyed Artemis's reaction to the video 2 girls 1 cup.

And "YES" if you were wondering or figured it out by now...this dialog IS, in fact from "Family guy". So please don't hate me D:

In my opinion, Artemis makes a hilarious Stewie griffin. :D

I hope you found this as funny as I did. Thank you :)

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