I do not own Happy Tree Friends or "Eye of the Tiger", all rights go to Mondo Media and Survivor and the record label that owns them. This terrible fic was made for shits and giggles.
Petunia looked around her house, disappointed with all the filth surrounding it. Luckily, she had all her cleaning supplies ready for action as she put on some protective gear. The skunk heard something in the background but thought nothing of it, cleaning her home was all on her mind.
Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Petunia heard the sound again, she looked around the see nothing but unclean filth. She looked around a couple more times before eyeing the dirt, she decided she'd investigate after finishing cleaning.
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive
The blue skunk turned around again finding nothing but her furniture. The continuous sound was beginning to piss her off, she's going to give whoever's toying with her a piece of her mind when she's done cleaning.
So many times it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Petunia dropped all of her cleaning supplies and took of her gear, she was extremely angry at however was making that sound! She decided she will search the house for the culprit and kick their butt.
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive
She searched her house looking for the source of the noise, but the OCD skunk found nothing. She growled while holding her head, she swears the sound is giving her a head-
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye
-She didn't even finish her thought! She's going to find whoever torturing her with all this nonsense and when she finds them she will-...Wait...It's gone… Petunia signed in relief, maybe her little intruder finally thought of the consequences and-
...of the tiger
Petunia's eyes widen in shock before she growled like a wild animal. She's going to KILL her intruder once she finds them.
Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, staying hungry
The poor skunk looked everywhere but couldn't find the source of the noise, Petunia's anger was beginning to turn into fear.
They stack the odds still we take to the street
For the kill with the skill to survive
Petunia decided to lock herself into one of rooms to see if it could block out the noise, it didn't help one bit.
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
Petunia rushed through her front door, she decided to hell with it and escape her home. However; the door didn't seem to open which caused Petunia to panic.
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
Petunia ignored the door and began smashing the window, the glass seemed indestructible as that didn't open either.
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger
Petunia called for help, hoping someone will try to get her out of this noisy torment...No one came...
Risin' up, straight to the top
Had the guts, got the glory
Petunia screamed in both desperation and agony as she grabbed her head as if was about to explode, one can even see twitching veins appear on top of her forehead.
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive
Petunia cried as she realized a way to stop the dreadful noise, a way that she didn't like.
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Petunia quickly went to the kitchen and grabbed a knife, she even grabbed a wash cloth and bit it hard.
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger
Petunia cut both her ears off. She muffled in pain as blood and tears ran down her cheeks. She opened her eyes.
…
Did she win?
…
Petunia signed in rel-
The eye of the tiger
Petunia screamed as she jammed the knife repeatedly through her stomach. She was losing a lot of blood but wasn't dying.
The eye of the tiger
Petunia slight her throat and used the last amount of strength she had to stab herself in the head.
The eye of the tiger
Petunia fell dead, pushing the knife deeper in her skull.
The eye of the tiger
Yes, I came back from my hiatus and I'm immediately return to it. I'm working on some chapters for a new story right now so reread this fic because I told so. Bye