MEET THE OXTONS

RING!

The loud blaring of the alarm filled the entire room and could actually be heard on the streets. A groan filled the room as the occupant grumbled before going deeper into the bed hoping it would all be over.

RING!

The alarm having other ideas blared with more tempo than usual. It was like it wanted to end him.

"Shut the hell up!"

A hand emerged from the blankets and slapped the alarm to the wall. The alarm died down pitifully on the floor whining. Naruto happily went deeper into the sheets, a sigh coming from his lips.

But all good things must come to an end; that was the sad fact about life and most especially sleep.

"Wakey wakey." A feminine voice rang through the room as a figure stepped in. Naruto just whined in resistance.

"No no no… please go away…"

"Stop being such a child."

"Go away."

Naruto pleaded, not noting the dark smirk emerging on her face; a cup of cold water emerging from nowhere. She couldn't help the giddy chuckles that emerged from her lips.

"And pour." She muttered pouring the cold water over the bed.

"What the hell Lena?!"

Naruto roared out to the eager laughter of the female which was eerily similar to a cackle, sometimes she just scared the shit out of him. He was thirteen, his blue pupils directed with scorn to the older person. He hated when his hair was wet.

Lena Oxton laughed out loud speaking between chuckles as Naruto grimaced.

"T…That should be like… the millionth time, 'hahahaha' are you ever aware of what happens around you when you sleep. It's ridiculous Naruto. You sleep like a dead man"

Naruto fumed, a twitch from his eyebrow showed he was not amused, "It's not funny."

She waved away the comment. "Please, the prankee never thinks it is funny. That's the basic rule of pranks." Lexa spoke sagely grinning victoriously towards Naruto whose gaze became half lidded.

Unbelievable. He scowled. "That isn't classified as a prank you know? You're just being mean."

"Huh.." Her eyes narrowed at him as he let out a gulp. "I see."

"I'm not saying-"

"Time for breakfast!"

Lena interrupted Naruto who sighed in resignation. His face then soured in realization, "A…And you prepared it huh."

"Of course!" Lena retorted, noting his gaze. "I am an awesome cook!"

"Yea?" Naruto asked dryly, "And who told you that?"

"L…Lots of people." Lena spoke in thought, "L…Like Winston! Yea, Winston likes my cooking! You were there!"

Naruto looked dryly, "Winston huh."

Let's go back a bit in time.

"So Lena… how have you been?" Winston looked across, with a glad expression on his face. He was seen sitting on a dining table along with Naruto playing cards. Lena looked giddy, a little bit more hyper than her usual self.

"You've never had the chance of visiting me luv. I have something special cooked for you!"

"Really, I guess it's been long overdue huh." Winston spoke in amusement.

Naruto thought against warning him but shrugged. Meh, what the hell. He let out a smirk. It could even be fun.

Winston smiled and looked slightly concerned at Naruto's smile. It looked eerie or to be specific, Lena-like, but a little bit on the dark side,

"I…Is everything okay Naruto?"

Naruto beamed, "Everything's perfect. Why would it not be?"

"O…Okay" Winston spoke in doubt but Naruto quickly showed him a set of cards.

"Game over. I win."

"Sweet Ceaser." Winston looked on in bafflement. "How do you always win?"

"I'm that awesome." Naruto smirked smugly. As a familiar aroma graced his nostrils he squinted his eyes. "Let me leave you to your…lunch."

Lena came into view, a plate of pasta was placed before Winston with a proud smirk on her face. Winston smiled looking ready to dig in.

"Smells good."

Naruto grimaced. They always do.

Lena beamed, before turning to Naruto in victory "You see, Naruto… Winston likes my cooking!"

"Yea. Yea… apparently he does." Naruto commented, not saying anything regarding the fact that he hadn't tried it. If he was honest with himself, there wasn't really a problem with Lena's cooking, well it was just that her love for pepper really -and he emphasized- really over took the dish. He remembered the last time he buried his face in ice blocks while Lena called him a wimp.

"Well chow down Winston, I'll go get desert!"

Lena moved quickly into the kitchen to which Winston took a cutlery. Naruto looked on, shivering at the food unconsciously.

"Aren't you going to join me Naruto?"

Naruto just waved at him with a laugh. "Nah, I'm full already."

Maybe she had the same taste buds as Winston. He could end up enjoying it.

"Okay then."

Winston took a fork and mixed the pasta with the red sauce before taking a piece, and placed it in his mouth. He chewed for a couple of seconds, before the chewing slowed down.

He then blinked, a strain overtaking his features. He looked to the food.

"Huh."

He slowly lifted his gaze towards Naruto, his eyes reddening due to the unbelievable amount of chili. Naruto smirked, imagining steam emerging from his ears.

Naruto then leaned in whispering, "This started when she went to Asia for a while. I think D'Va's got a lot to do with it. She's honestly a good cook. This is just a phase."

Winston began to whimper as he looked with betrayal in his eyes to Naruto. The blond almost burst out with laughter at the tears emerging from his eyes. But he bit his lip, holding it in.

"She's a bit touchy about negative comments. I think you know how she is." He leaned in a little further. "The trick is to swallow without chewing. Don't worry, her desert is strangely good. It's good you endure."

"Gah! What the f… hell is this?!" Winston roared out, breathing fire out comically. He quickly took water and drank it profusely.

"Yea, I don't think foul language's allowed."

Lena ran in, looking in worry holding a tray with desert on it, "I…Is something wrong?"

Her expression was so innocent that Winston looked at her face in hopes he didn't hurt her feelings. It almost like she was going to cry. Naruto sighed in thought, his eyebrow twitching.

How can someone at twenty have that kind of expression? I'll even feel bad if I hurt her feelings.

Winston and Naruto looked dryly at her anxious face. Both of their thoughts coinciding.

She looks so cute!

"Well," Winston spoke chuckling, trying to find words. "I've never tasted something so peculiar… ever." He emphasized on the last word.

"Oh Winston." Lena looked in gratitude tears brimming around the edges of her eyes "Such words for my humble cooking."

He never said he liked it. Naruto snorted before he quickly coughed out to cover his laughter. He took a glass of water and drank it, mouthing 'cough' to a suspicious gaze from Lena.

…

"Everyone keeps saying my food has a peculiar taste. I feel like one of those chefs in tv. You know like in that uh… Masterchef."

"Right." Naruto spoke in amusement. "Anyways you've succeeded in waking me up. Let's get killing me over with."

Lena looked offended. "Hey!"

…

Naruto was seen on top of their mansion sitting beside Lena under the setting sun. Considering her occupation, they were quite balanced. The duo looked to the streets noting the sparse population.

"The street is unusually silent today." Lena blinked in surprise. "It's been a while since we stayed like this; it's…refreshing."

Naruto's eyebrow twitched at the comment. When you're not trying to kill me that is. It evolved into a smile, as he looked at her. "Well, you have been going around the world so it's to be expected. You are a hero after all. Don't know why you went with the code name 'Tracer' though."

"This again about my code name, it's awesome!" Lena spoke, shocked at the nerve. Does he know how hard she thought of it? Heck, it was one of the benefits of being in Overwatch.

"What do you do that has to do with Tracing?" Naruto asked trying to point out.

"Well," Lena looked deep in thought trying to find a defense.

"Yeah, I thought so." Naruto smirked to Lena's ire. He relaxed to his back looking at the orange clouds. "You run, I'd have gone with… uh… speedy or something." He squinted his eyes trying to think of new names.

"You are very horrible at naming Naruto." Lena spoke shifting her head in the negative. Speedy. She scoffed at the name. That was ridiculous.

Naruto let out a light laugh, "I guess." He then shifted his gaze, sparing a look to the blue glow on her stomach. Lena noted his expression and smiled understandably,

"It's okay Naruto. I'm okay."

Naruto looked at her in doubt. Time paused before he contemplated looking at her hand. Lena then reached for his hand and held it strongly. Naruto's eyes widened before he looked at her voicing his thoughts.

"I was scared, you know." A worried expression was seen on his face; looking to the orange skies, Lena looked at him in understanding, "And every time I think of what happened, I keep getting afraid that this cro… chon… uh."

Naruto scowled. Fuck!

"Chronal."

"I keep thinking, that this chronal stuff, is the only thing holding you here." Naruto spoke in annoyance as he spotted the amused expression on Lena's face.

"It's not funny."

"It's fun watching you try on big words." She chuckled. "It's cute."

Naruto let out a grimace but looked slightly stunned as Lena flicked his head. "That is not the only thing holding me here. We promised to stick to each other from the start didn't we?"

"Cheers luv."

Naruto looked at her dryly, "Don't say it."

Lena smirked, "The calvary's here."

Naruto scowled, trying to make sense of the statement. "Urgh! That makes no sense! You just ruined the moment, just like that!"

"I have to say 'the calvary's here' when I say 'cheers luv'. It's my catch phrase!" Lena spoke in defense as she stubbornly folded her arms.

Naruto asked with his mouth agape. "What prompted the catch phrase in the first place in this situation?!"

"Because I wanted you to… cheer… up." Lena argued back.

"And what does 'the calvary's here' have to do with anything?!"

"I told you it's part of it! I can't just say one without the other!"

"Why are you raising your voice?!"

"You started it!"

"Urgh!"

And so the banter of the Oxton Siblings carried on through the night. Till a neighbor shouted at the duo to go to sleep. Too bad the siblings never listened; disturbing the entire streets with their yells.

…

This story is just for me to escape the seriousness of my other fics. To try and write something fun.

It may contain some serious scenes but would be mostly humor. I just loved the idea of a Pre-Shippuuden Naruto and Tracer/Lena Oxton joining forces. It was just so awesome I had to write something, considering their characters are just so fun y'know.

Also, considering the perverted nature of Fanfiction, they are SIBLINGS; although unrelated and I don't think making Lena a Pedophile would work well in my mind.

So what do you think?