Me: NUDGE!
Nudge: Hate you.
Me: NO YOU DON'T, NUDGE!
Nudge: Yes, I do.
Me: NO!
Nudge: Yes.
Me: NO!
Nudge: Yes.
Me: NOOOOOOOOO!
Nudge: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
Me: NOOOOOOOOO!
Nudge: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
Me: NOOOOOOOOO!
Nudge: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
Me: NOOOOOOOOO!
Nudge: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
Me: NOOOOOOOOO!
Nudge: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
Me: NOOOOOOOOO!
Nudge: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nudge: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Will: My head hurts…any way to make them shut up?
Kookie: -punches fist in air- Yes!
Me: N- KOOKIE!
Kookie: Oh. Crap.
Will: -confusion spreading across face- Isn't that MY line?
Kookie: -shrugs- I stole it.
Me: HUG ME, KOOKIE!
Kookie and I: -huggles-
Deidara, Tobi, Tenten, Temari, and Mandi: Isn't it time for a disclaimer?
Me: Shut- SQUIRRELY!
Dustan: Whaaa? How'd I get here? Who are you people? Where's Alyssa? -sees me- Oh, hi, Applesauce.
Me: -tackles with a huggles- It's SQUIRREL BOY!
Dustan: -huggles back- Bucky.
Me: Whatever.
Mandi: TAMARA! FOR NYX'S SAKE! JUST DO THE DAMN DISCLAIMER ALREADY!
Me: -pouts- Fine.
Disclaimer: Since JP and whoever writes Naruto would (probably…hopefully) never write crap like this, obviously, I DON'T OWN TOBI, TENTEN, DEIDARA (although I do plan on stealing him someday soon), TEMARI, NUDGE, OR WILL. I own Mandi, cuz she's 1/16 me, so…yeah. And I freaking NAMED Kookie, so, he's mine too. Mind you, Mandi, Will, and Kookie are real people. I also half-own Dustan, cuz I named him Squirrely and Squirrel Boy. He named himself Bucky. So. ON WITH THE RANDOM WEIRDNESS! -punches fist in fail mimic of Kookie-
Everyone else: -shakes heads-
Me: -oblivious- Let's GO!
Ash: Pikachu, I choose YOU! -Pikachu pops up-
Me: -still oblivious- YAYAYAY!
Me: So. What are we going to talk about?
Nudge: I dunno…how much you LOOOOOVE Kookie?
Me: No.
Nudge: -disappointed-
Me: I KNOW!
Nudge: -perks up- What?
Me: We sing the I'm Gay song!
Nudge: -groans- That's it. It's official. She's obsessed. I completely and totally blame tgypwya…
Me: -completely ignoring her- (This f*!ing song is all personality! Yeah! That's the s*!) Well, we've all heard about how the guys in the band weren't the popular kids at school! And now you hate your parents, 'cause of the way you turned out, but in the end the blame's on you! And we all sympathize with your torn-apart heart, and your really artistic worldly views. It sells records when you're sad these days; it's super-cool to be mad these days. I think rock and roll is really funny when it's serious…Don't hate us 'cause we're happy! Don't hate us 'cause we're beautiful! Don't hate us 'cause we make you smile, or go the extra mile to make someone feel better on a really sh%$ty day! And if you're hearing what I'm saying then I want you to say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!) Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
Nudge: -drops head into hands- We're all screwed…tgypwya, I hate you…
Me, Kookie, Tobi, and Dustan: -still ignoring her, and singing at the top of our lungs- Let's start a movement, let's start it right now. And if you don't know where to start I can show you; I'm your new team captain. Put your left hand over your heart and repeat after me:
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
Almost everyone else: It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual.
Deidara, Mandi? You guys wanna join in?
Mandi: (Yeah, buddy. Sure.)
Deidara: (Sorry, dude)
Me, Kookie, Tobi, and Dustan: It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
Everyone else but Deidara: It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
Me, Kookie, Tobi, and Dustan: Very Nice. Very.
Don't hate us 'cause we're happy! Don't hate us 'cause you're miserable! Don't hate us if we make you smile! Or if we go the extra mile, To make someone feel better on a really s*$y day! And if you're hearing what I'm saying then I want to hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!) Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
That's right, ladies and gentleman! Pick up the phone 'cause Bowling For Soup is on the line! And you don't have to be sad anymore! You don't have to be mad anymore! We can all join hands and do ring around the freaking rosie! In fact, can we can get some La la's up in here? It sells records when you're sad these days, It's super cool to be mad these days! I think rock and roll is really funny When it's serious...Yo, where my La la's at?
La la-la la, la-la la-laLa la la laLa la-la la, la-la la-laLa la la laLa la-la la, la-la la-laLa la la laLa la-la la, la-la la-laLa la la laLa la-la la, la-la la-la
Me: OMG I'm playing the Don't Shoot The Puppy game!
*2 min later*
Me: Can I shoot the puppy now? This is a boring game. I HATE THIS GAME!
-throws random crap around the room-
Kookie: Let's go now…SOUL EATER! I PWN INUYASHA!
Dustan: Say 'bye' Applesauce…
Me: -stops throwing random crap- Touch my computer, Squirrely, and you. Are. DEAD!
Dustan: -shrugs- -turns off computer-
Me: NOOOOO!
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Love,
Dustan, Kookie, Mandi, Ash, Pikachu, Nudge, Deidara, Tobi, and, of course, ME!