EAMR: Okay well, my last funny story got deleted because of the stupid...things but not to fret. I've replaced it with this funny story. Just so everyone knows this is when the characters from Beyblade were all little so if they're stupid then it's because of the age.
Kai & Tala: Hey!
EAMR: Oh yeah, and some how I've managed to force Kai and Tala to come and help me talk about this story.
Tala: This isn't a story! It's torture!
EAMR: ...Your point being?
Kai: This whole idea is gay!
EAMR: Maybe because you're in it! (I have nothing against Kai, it's just funny making him mad.)
Kai: I'm not gay!
EAMR: Yeah sure man, whatever you say
Tala: Dude! You're gay?
Kai: No! This story is and so is EAMR
EAMR: That's what they all say. Hey maybe we can go boy shopping later Kai.
Kai: Screw off
KAI'S PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Chapter 1:
The Da Vinci Code II
Kai was sitting at his desk.
"Man Tala, I'm really getting sick of my plans to take over the world always failing," said Kai.
"Well, first of all, you had no back-ups. You were the only person fighting. I wasn't even part of it. If you want to succeed, you'll need some more people," Tala replied.
"You know what Tala, that's crazy," said Kai, "But it's all I've got"
Kai went downstairs and asked his mom if they could go to the store to buy something for homework.
"Sure Kai, in just a few seconds," Kai's mom said.
They got in the car and started to drive.
"Kai, what store do you need to go to," his mom asked.
"Uhhhhhhh, the book store," he replied.
"The book store?"Tala asked in a whisper.
"Yeah, it's right next to the fireworks store," Kai answered with an evil smile.
They drove up in the parking lot of the book store and walked inside.
"Hey mom, did you know that there is going to be a sequel to the Da Vinci Code?"
"OH, DA VINCI CODE SEQUEL, WHERE!" Kai's mom asked.
"It's waaaay over on the other side of the store," said Kai, but before he even finished the word store, she was off.
Kai got out of the bookstore followed by Tala and walked right down the side walk over to the fire work shop.
The two six year olds grabbed as many fireworks as possible and started to walk out of the store, but were stopped by the cashier.
"HEY KIDS, you need to pay for that," said the store cashier, but the two ignored him and just kept on walking.
They got in Kai's mom's car before the store cashier even saw them.
His mom arrived back in the car. "Kai, they didn't have any Da Vinci Code Sequel," said his mom suspiciously.
"Oh, Uhhhhhhh, they must have been sold out," Kai replied slyly.
When they got home the two boys snuck the explosives in Kai's room.
"Okay Tala, get out the blue print paper, we're ready to take over the world," Kai said evilly.
Tala: That was retarded
EAMR: Yeah, and your best friend is gay
Tala: Okay, let's get this straight, Kai is not gay
EAMR: Ha ha! That was so ironic!
Kai: What?
EAMR: He said let's get this straight! Ha ha!
Tala: Jesus christ
Kai: I'm not gay! Stop saying that!
EAMR: Or else what? You gonne hit me? Huh?
Kai: Hell yeah!
EAMR: 0.0 Oh...alright, I'll stop now
Kai: Thought so
EAMR: --:note to self; Buy Kai a pair of leather pants or a male stripper for either his birthday or Christmas:--
EAMR: He he
Tala: What's so funny?
EAMR: Oh nothing, nothing at all. Oh and Happy Birthday Kai