The Real Reason Ed Hates Cats
Ed was peacefully walking down the street when he saw a bright flash come from one of the allies. When he looked down it he saw a cat searching through the dumpster.
Ed absolutely adores cats, for example that time he picked up that orange tabby, or the Russian blue, the list goes on and on. This particular one was a black almost purple cat that seemed to be wearing a hat? He, of course, goes to pick it up when there's another flash of light. Then in place of the cat there was a tall woman with a witch's hat on her head, almost identical to the cats. The woman's clothes revealed a bit too much for the 12 year old. On top of that the clothing was near the exact color of the cats fur. Ed stared eyes wide with shock at how the cat had turned into a woman, there was no equivalent exchange! He had somehow ended up on the ground, he was probably too busy staring in awe and slight horror to notice, and picked himself up. He then started toward wherever the hell wasn't where he was.
He was officially never going near a cat again. No matter how cute it was.