Far away and long ago, a princess and a knight and two droids and some people who were supposed to be dead saved the universe from an evil and ugly emperor.
This is not that story.
This is the story of a ruggedly handsome and roguish Emperor, bent on revenge for his beloved ship.
To be sure there is no confusion, I would like to point out that in spite of my excellent and serene wisdom, I am not the owner of Star Wars, nor do I own Harry Potter, nor GalaxyQuest, nor…
But that would be telling.
Suffice to say that the characters found herein are not my own, and belong to various multibillion dollar corporations, businesses, people, etc. who are most emphatically not funding my college tuition.
That being said…
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Far away and long ago, a spaceship-thing-that-actually-has-a-name-but-the-narrator-was-too-lazy-to-remember-what-it-was floated through the outer reaches of space, speeding towards the first of many destinations on the voyage for Revenge.