Bt I( nav neu idea. preppers are PEEPEL 2!!! iN me mew story props and pesers combine forces wif mah goffick character to fighte the penultimate evli!!!!
Pls dont flam, dis is really jus a parody nd da splelpling, grammer and goffcikness is intentional. if u flam ur not a prep, jus fucking stupid. Stopper toking faFiction so srsly, it's really sad.
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O HAI MY name is Dora Black'hole Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Succubi Lee. I wish i was relationded to Ami Lee bt den wed be sistes and i woulud hav 2 much honey to rite dis story lol. I go tew skewl in hogwarts WHICH is in Britain in Englind. 1 day i wuz sporking dun teh grate hall wen I sawded drako malfoy. i wuz gunna bi smexy 2 hm bt den i relized evry other gottik gurl had done it. So I said hiy to Luna (I'm bi).
"Like, hi Dora, like y are you taxing 3 me i'm a prep." luna said in a pinky vice.
"BECAUSE I WAS HIGH" I sang, den i rememberanced dat qwas a allighetto song.
"OH NO THIS IS LIKE BAD" Luna seded, even do she was a prep she was conferted for me!"!!!!1 (dis is cos preps cn sumtimes be nice 2 nd alfo becus I am hawt (Luna's bi "this is relly bad" i screamed sexily. "Am I turning into a different social class?! OH SHIT!" i sw my grammur becum bettar and i knew this was gonna be a lung day.
Drako came obar 2 us and whoppered "Wuts wrong dora" bt me and Lune said "GTFO YOU STUPID n00B BEFORE I BAN YOUÑ‘
den we high-fived each odder. dumbydare cum in and said "i has a cure but you need to go sumwhere to get it"
"WUT"
HE POINTED in the dissection of..................................................................DA MY IMMORTAL FANCICK!!!!!11
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AN: Lolwut